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. by faponfapon(op): 12:37pm On Nov 12, 2010*

Re: . by mediatrix8(f): 12:45pm On Nov 12, 2010

hahahhaha, true ad funny grin

Re: . by kay177(m): 12:47pm On Nov 12, 2010

@ Faponfapon,

Everything you wrote is all about a guy, from my own understanding your name sounds masculine, meaning you are seeking a guy with all that xteristics, Or you are a GAY looking for a guy to castraste hs testes thats what your name denote. huh

Re: . by Coolabbie: 12:52pm On Nov 12, 2010

@op U got it spot on.

Re: . by Dyt(f): 1:01pm On Nov 12, 2010

Chuckles

Re: . by sulad82i(m): 1:02pm On Nov 12, 2010

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 9:10pm On Dec 28, 2010*

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 9:38pm On Dec 28, 2010

faponfapon:
@ kay77,
i am gay FYI

dream dreams.all the girls in this world are looking for this attributes in a man. and you a man is also fighting to join the queue? omfw dream dreams fafaspoon,mtcheww.

Re: . by MrsEve2(f): 9:43pm On Dec 28, 2010

That was cute, he is missing the toilet now! With his bad aimin arse! I keep my nephews on some weekends and LAWD HAVE MURCEE they both under the age of seven and It like piss and slide in the bathroom. The day my nephews come visit me I know I will be sliding to the toilet!

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 9:45pm On Dec 28, 2010

don't mind the a ss hole ~~modafoka~~.

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 9:47pm On Dec 28, 2010*

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2010*

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 9:53pm On Dec 28, 2010

Leave our men alone for us girls, you grab? huh

Re: . by Bling49ja(f): 9:56pm On Dec 28, 2010

lolz, at all the replies

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 9:57pm On Dec 28, 2010*

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 9:59pm On Dec 28, 2010

faponfapon:
bleep u!! and wats your fuckin problem if i'm gay?huh

haha, how can a gay guy bleep a straight chick? are you insane? angry

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 10:16pm On Dec 28, 2010*

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 10:18pm On Dec 28, 2010

faponfapon:
u are an assface~~hole~~ bleep off my thread ok?

go to www.gayfreaks.com
don't come and contaminate NL for us, now jog on!!

Re: . by livedit(f): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2010

Mrs, Eve:
That was cute, he is missing the toilet now! With his bad aimin arse! I keep my nephews on some weekends and LAWD HAVE MURCEE they both under the age of seven and It like piss and slide in the bathroom. The day my nephews come visit me I know I will be sliding to the toilet!

I'm dying laughing at you girl! grin

, but you did hit on something, I truly hate "urine" splashes around the toilet and on the floor. It's as if like they were "jittin'"<--I hope I'm spelling it right) and pee'ing at the same time. That's gross. Uggh, I feel you

Re: . by dempeople(m): 1:29am On Dec 29, 2010

faponfapon:
Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3 Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns a t least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4 Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

For all these things you want in a man, can you reciprocate the female equivalents for a man to desire you? huh

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 2:18am On Dec 29, 2010*

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 11:44am On Dec 29, 2010

faponfapon:
@dempeople,
i'm reffering to women, i aint gay, .just tryin to depict wat women want in a man as they grow older so i thot!

You get luck say you no be gay! i for finish you today sweerie grin

Re: . by Djhon(m): 12:08pm On Dec 29, 2010

[color=Black] cool

[/color]funny

Re: . by Nobody: 12:53pm On Dec 29, 2010

You this kay177 get problem o! You should have understand better what the op meant. Only gays behave the way you've done on this thread @kay

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 5:04pm On Dec 29, 2010*

Re: . by Jaideyone(m): 5:07pm On Dec 29, 2010

funny

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 5:16pm On Dec 29, 2010

faponfapon:
@mygoldie,

yes darrrlinng only if you are straight.

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 5:28pm On Dec 29, 2010*

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2010

if you aint straight i'll give you a special gay treatment. tongue

Re: . by faponfapon(op): 5:37pm On Dec 29, 2010*

Re: . by kaymoney2(m): 5:40pm On Dec 29, 2010

faponfapon:
@dempeople,
i'm reffering to women, [size=20pt]i aint gay[/size], .just tryin to depict wat women want in a man as they grow older so i thot!

Hmm am not sure of the underlined sentence

Re: . by Mygoldie(f): 5:46pm On Dec 29, 2010

faponfapon:
then bring it on!!!

bring what on? shocked

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