Please help me out here, guys. Judging by the chaotic and destructive actions of the OT god, there is no doubt that he really does need some guidelines to live by in other to be civil in behaviour. So, i want ye humans to help me lay down these guidelines to be included in the list. We all want "our" God to behave in a righteous manner, don't we? Thank you.

I shall begin with the first couple of commandments;

-Bible God, Thou shall not play favoritism amongst your highest creations.

- Bible God, thou shall not have a son outside wedlock.

Please, help me take it from there, guys!

3. When he is Jealous, he should learn to calm down. I learnt this already known lesson painfully again recently, having thrown a tirade over my better half's innocent liason with a friend. Of course, rage, as always, is arsenic in such situations. Only calm, sweet calm.

-Bible God, thou should lead thine creations by example in deeds and thoughts.

-Bible God, thou shall not have an overblown ego that thou cannot bring under control. As a matter of fact, though shall not have ego at all.

Bible God
1: Though Shalt not cause to exists that which shall ultimately lead us to SIN and Punish us for making natural choices
2: Though Shalt not cause Confusion by creating Mystery (and endless arguments on Nairaland) and turn around to lay claim to all Knowledge
3: Though Shalt not make claims of Immortality while your creation exhibits High-Mortality rates
4: Though Shalt not remove Pain, Sorrow and Death from Heaven because they have always existed before Man (not fair)
5: Though Shalt not lay waste this world our of Anger and demand maturity from us
6: Though Shalt not be the Most Benevolent and the Most Ruthless at the same time unless you have a Split-Personality Syndrome
7: Though Shalt not defame other Gods who existed before yourself. (like Zeus, Orunmila, etc) It is not Cool
8: Though Shalt not permit False Prophets to continue to provide more souls for hell
9: Though Shalt not encourage Religions Violence to continue at the expense of Economic Prosperity
10: Though Shalt revise the Bible for Clarity and Authenticity as a lot of it has been mistranslated, maligned and mis-represented over the centuries

@ posters >>> I guess you guys are no better than the OT God then >>> notwithstanding how articulate you are >>>

Uyi Iredia:

@ posters >>> I guess you guys are no better than the OT God then >>> notwithstanding how articulate you are >>>

It is a simple matter really the OT God pushed an Ideology (IAMTHATIAM) the real problem started when he tied it to an Agenda (Get back at Satan!)

Ideologies are cool when they have no hidden or open Agendas

Just passing.

Lol... bump...

it is amazing how the religious run away from these threads.