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Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Emusan(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
1) I could go to the end of the world for you! Ans: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. 2) I would bring you the moon! Ans: Thanks, but don't forget to visit the sun too because I need a part of it. 3) You're the only sugar in my tea! Ans: No wonder the tea always tasteless. 4) You're my Life! Ans: That's a pure lie because I'm standing right infront of you, your life is inside you. 5) I could walk a thousand mile for you! Ans: Don't forget to hold Alomo Bitter and make sure your route pass Borno state I need some later news. 6) What can I do to make you happy? Ans: Only if you can tear some parts of your dress and walk along Yaba left. 7) My heart always beats for you! Ask: How come I don't used to hear the Sound? The books in the world can't contain all the love I have for you! Ask: Who will read it? When I'm still battling with 21pages of Dad & Daughter's open letter. 9) If love is water I would've given you an ocean! Ans: And don't forget to buy the drum that will contain it. 10) I can hear your voice even when you're silent! Ans: Pure lie, things don't make sound in silent. maybe your ancestors are the one talking to you. 11) You always drive me crazy! Ans: Ooooop! I'm sorry for that, it's the pot holes on our road that cause it. Happy New Year to you all.....from Me, my unmarried wife & my unborn Child. 36 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Elmojiid(m): 3:58pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
lol,u can do beta. 4 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by yomskin(m): 4:08pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Lol Q- you are my heartbeat Ans- dats wy doc says I'v got arrythmias(irregular hrtbeat) 6 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Odunharry(m): 12:42am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Chai |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Marvyx(m): 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
You're the cockroach in my cupboard.. REPLY-UR FADA Don't even know whether it exists 2 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by abduldope(m): 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
BOoOOOOOOooooooooooOOooooooKED |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by packman: 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
[size=20pt]SEUN: HEY BABE DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU Tjskii:YEA SURE ITS BECAUSE I MODERATE FOR FREE SEUN: WHAT!!! Tjskii: DON'T BE VEX !!! SEUN: YOU ARE BANNED [/size] 40 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Vicjay1(m): 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
hmmmmm |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by johnwizey: 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
U are the only flower in my garden Ans: U tink say i b mumu, which garden has only one flower? 18 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by emmyid(m): 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
My mama say ıf ı laff much 4 publıç e go make me look foolish..therefore mak ı laff small.. |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by oluwamitomisin: 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
For real? I'm on fp? |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Onwe101(m): 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
**White girls** 1st date - Kiss 2nd date - Coffee 3rd date - Sex **AFRICAN girls** 1st date - Handshake 2nd date - Hug 3rd date - Kiss 4th date - Attempted sex but failed 5th date - Shopping 6th date - Cinema, New Phone, more shopping 7th date - Attempted sex but failed 8th date - Rape!!!!!!! True or False? 107 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by pweetixandy: 3:10pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
*dies* |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Pearlyakin(m): 3:10pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Space reserve. |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by ShirelleBaby: 3:11pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Boring....... 4 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by omadaa(m): 3:12pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Boring 2 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobleacct: 3:13pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
ok 1 Like |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by TabletMan: 3:14pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
As dry as my granpa's bald head 2 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by emmyid(m): 3:15pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Shir£ll£ baby:na yo type no fıt crack even one joke 12 Likes
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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Etumgbe(m): 3:15pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Space for sale |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Omolola1(f): 3:16pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Lol...nice one |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by AizekB(m): 3:16pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
hmmm fake life |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by pawesome(m): 3:16pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
dts GAY |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Homguy(m): 3:16pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by WorldGreatest1(m): 3:17pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Choi!!! First time wey I go make FP. |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by ShirelleBaby: 3:18pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
emmyid: na yo type no fıt crack even one joke leave me alone joor |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by boolet: 3:19pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Not funny try again |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by IAMBREEZY: 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
[size=16pt]Hilarious[/size] |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by rezzy: 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Space booked |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by ebamma(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Boy-I'll die for you- Girl-Your name na Jesus christ? 3 Likes |
Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Homguy(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Shir£ll£ baby:miss, you have a PM. 1 Like |
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