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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by jubrilELsudan: 7:48am On Nov 15, 2019
White people. SMH. Na dia way. From shakes, hugs and pecks to kukunase and anus and prick shakes and hugs and pecks with the orangutan.

Na so dem bring AIDS to this world to come spoil fvckies.

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by oxygen247(m): 7:48am On Nov 15, 2019
Chelsea fan spotted
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Sundaypaul12345: 7:49am On Nov 15, 2019
DRPAIT123:
When the right love and care is given by humans, even the most presumed heinous animal becomes man's greatest Friend.
When there exist love, everything else in the universe is bonded by complete trust.
nothing but the simple truth. Chikena

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by mcwilliams7(m): 7:51am On Nov 15, 2019
Olufela30:
No wonder he cant make good first touch !!!

Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by kingkuntaval: 7:51am On Nov 15, 2019
handie:
Mtcheew. He should just enter the zoo and stay with the Orangutan Abeg.... Maybe he'll be a bit more useful there than he is on a football pitch. Zero pace, Zero technical ability, he can't even pass the ball or make a tackle. How Alonso became a footballer should be one of the world's mysteries.

OMG... Do you even watch football.. Given, he isn't very good at defending, but how can you say Alonso has got zero technical ability. A fullback who scores 10 goals a season possesses no technical abilities. The best setpiece taker at Chelsea... C'mon man.

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Sirdiq21: 7:53am On Nov 15, 2019
englishmart:
you think it's only humans that watch Chelsea matches?
so what are u saying that even Spirit wacht our Matches?
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by handie(m): 7:54am On Nov 15, 2019
sammhi:

Not true ...Alonso weakness is that he is sluggish. . He has technique and A very good crosses too. He scores and gives assist . But he is too slow for current Chelsea style of play ....
Oga, Alonso has nothing.... U say good crosses? D same Alonso wey cross ball enter throw in against Ajax? Dude has zero defensive awareness and his attacking play is shit. He's currently Chelsea's worst player...... Closely followed by his colleague in arms Ross Barkley
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by femi4: 7:58am On Nov 15, 2019
sammhi:

Not true ...Alonso weakness is that he is sluggish. . He has technique and A very good crosses too. He scores and gives assist . But he is too slow for current Chelsea style of play ....
Syntax error

He's not good at crosses.....his crosses end up at other corner flag or throwing ....he's good at free kick, heading from corner kick and left shot on goal
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by handie(m): 7:59am On Nov 15, 2019
kingkuntaval:


OMG... Do you even watch football.. Given, he isn't very good at defending, but how can you say Alonso has got zero technical ability. A fullback who scores 10 goals a season possesses no technical abilities. The best setpiece taker at Chelsea... C'mon man.
Can you trust Alonso to go past a player on a one on one encounter? Can u trust Alonso to defend against a player on a one on one encounter? Can u trust Alonso to make a successful tackle in or around the box? Set pieces? When last did he score one? We're talking 2019 Alonso and not the 2016/17 version? How many set pieces did he score the whole of last season? Do u know the number of set pieces leading to goals that Alonso has conceded this season?
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Nobody: 8:06am On Nov 15, 2019
C'mon, Orang Utans are about the calmest and most approachable amongst all the great apes. Most of the others are damn irritable and unfriendly.

Nothing to be afraid about.
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Nobody: 8:17am On Nov 15, 2019
cenaman:
These are some of the reasons white call us monkey.

And that makes you mentally handicapped for repeating it here for no reason. smiley

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by kingkuntaval: 8:18am On Nov 15, 2019
handie:
Can you trust Alonso to go past a player on a one on one encounter? Can u trust Alonso to defend against a player on a one on one encounter? Can u trust Alonso to make a successful tackle in or around the box? Set pieces? When last did he score one? We're talking 2019 Alonso and not the 2016/17 version? How many set pieces did he score the whole of last season? Do u know the number of set pieces leading to goals that Alonso has conceded this season?

Three seasons ago when Hazard's form dipped terribly, Eden scored less than 8 goals the whole season, did that diminish his status as an exceptional player. It's life, all players must experience a drop in form/consistency every now and then. The fact still remains that Alonso, like Marcelo has never been an spectacular defender but offensively they offer way more than some attacking players. Your Alonso argument is analogous to Marcelo having zero technical because he isn't the best at defending one on one situations. That's pure fallacy. lol I'm not even a Chelsea fan, and I'm defending Alonso like this.. wetin concern me sef..mtcheww.

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Kayharry(m): 8:21am On Nov 15, 2019
Rgade:
wink
That orangutan you see right there is more intelligent and more human than the president of a certain country. angry
This country currently has it's land borders shut.
future hate speech

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by isaac7819(m): 8:22am On Nov 15, 2019
handie:
Mtcheew. He should just enter the zoo and stay with the Orangutan Abeg.... Maybe he'll be a bit more useful there than he is on a football pitch. Zero pace, Zero technical ability, he can't even pass the ball or make a tackle. How Alonso became a footballer should be one of the world's mysteries.

Yet he has won laurels. Who u be
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by slaypapa: 8:24am On Nov 15, 2019
handie:
Mtcheew. He should just enter the zoo and stay with the Orangutan Abeg.... Maybe he'll be a bit more useful there than he is on a football pitch. Zero pace, Zero technical ability, he can't even pass the ball or make a tackle. How Alonso became a footballer should be one of the world's mysteries.
When Alonso was scoring crucial goals for Chelsea u didn't cry. Human beings and forgetfulness

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by godquality: 8:25am On Nov 15, 2019
Na me abi that name sound like a Yoruba name grin
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by handie(m): 8:25am On Nov 15, 2019
kingkuntaval:


Three seasons ago when Hazard's form dipped terribly, Eden scored less than 8 goals the whole season, did that diminish his status as an exceptional player. It's life, all players must experience a drop in form/consistency every now and then. The fact still remains that Alonso, like Marcelo has never been an spectacular defender but offensively they offer way more than some attacking players. Your Alonso argument is analogous to Marcelo having zero technical because he isn't the best at defending one on one situations. That's pure fallacy. lol I'm not even a Chelsea fan, and I'm defending Alonso like this.. wetin concern me sef..mtcheww.
You are not a Chelsea fan. You don't know what we go through all thanks to Alonso

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by dermmy(m): 8:28am On Nov 15, 2019
Rgade:
wink
That orangutan you see right there is more intelligent and more human than the president of a certain country. angry
This country currently has it's land borders shut.

This is hate speech. The president of that country is coming to castrate you grin

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by spencekat(m): 8:28am On Nov 15, 2019
sammhi:

Not true ...Alonso weakness is that he is sluggish. . He has technique and A very good crosses too. He scores and gives assist . But he is too slow for current Chelsea style of play ....
True talk!
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Greenback: 8:31am On Nov 15, 2019
There's something iammo about that 4th piktcha grin

nna lzaa immhotep Biko bia o.....you can't fit play with some people again..

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Nobody: 8:35am On Nov 15, 2019
The animal is a great fan of Chelsea's super style of football artistry. He is only showing his appreciation to Alonso.
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Nobody: 8:42am On Nov 15, 2019
godquality:
Na me abi that name sound like a Yoruba name grin
No, na Igbo or Hausa name. No Yoruba man is called Alonso.
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by eldervine: 9:04am On Nov 15, 2019
handie:
Mtcheew. He should just enter the zoo and stay with the Orangutan Abeg.... Maybe he'll be a bit more useful there than he is on a football pitch. Zero pace, Zero technical ability, he can't even pass the ball or make a tackle. How Alonso became a footballer should be one of the world's mysteries.

well i bet you he is better than most defenders in the premier league lipsrsealed undecided tongue

Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by Piyos100: 9:11am On Nov 15, 2019
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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by GeneralPula: 9:25am On Nov 15, 2019
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handie:
Mtcheew. He should just enter the zoo and stay with the Orangutan Abeg.... Maybe he'll be a bit more useful there than he is on a football pitch. Zero pace, Zero technical ability, he can't even pass the ball or make a tackle. How Alonso became a footballer should be one of the world's mysteries.
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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by mdchikezie(m): 9:35am On Nov 15, 2019
Elnino4ladies:
No wonder, he has been serving us rubbish lately

BETTER RUBBISHOOOH MY BROTHER, I GET SOOO ANGRY WHILE WATCHING HIM PLAY SINCE THIS SEASON.
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by LZAA: 9:39am On Nov 15, 2019
Greenback:
There's something iammo about that 4th piktcha grin

nna lzaa immhotep Biko bia o.....you can't fit play with some people again..

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Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by gannod(m): 9:52am On Nov 15, 2019
TDonald:
Oraguntan sef sabi player wey their team dey in form. If na ARSENAL player, the Orangutan for beat am till hin pass out grin grin


grin grin grin
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by xjiggy: 10:01am On Nov 15, 2019
OP, The English is so bad I cannot really comprehend the story. Abeg u fit use Pidgin write am so I fit understand Wetin the story dey about.
Re: Orangutan Shakes, Hugs And Pecks Marcos Alonso by SyrusdeHansome(m): 10:20am On Nov 15, 2019
That thing isn't an animal. It's either Kante or Zuma

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