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Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 4:07am On Nov 19, 2010
[size=18pt]Introducing my neighbours dog FATTIE, See his swagga to be a p0r.n star. Mehn. . . Should I say he got skills? [/size]  grin

[size=18pt]I cannot believe that this dog is always ready to get hump thats why he is opening his legs for us to see his potential [/size]  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked































[size=18pt]I think he will do well in this industry  [/size] cry cry cry
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 4:10am On Nov 19, 2010
[size=18pt]And can u imagine he even manage to make another dog blush and feel h0rny. shocked shocked shocked Some skillz he got! [/size]  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked









Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 6:47am On Nov 19, 2010
Sweet Potato, so nothing more important to post and to discuss gain on NL, Rather than showing us your neighbour's dog humping drive, Post something of better interest.
Re: Meet The Potential Star by hbabe(f): 6:50am On Nov 19, 2010
^^Nairaland Police!
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 6:55am On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe:

^^Nairaland Police!


The dog self dey vex me, Hbabe, how you dey naww, getting ready for work smiley
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 6:57am On Nov 19, 2010
Dont jelous Fattie abeg!  angry


Mama Ngozi is dissapointed with you. . . I swear. . . angry
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:00am On Nov 19, 2010
Potato! Your dog  looks  like Nigerian sqiurrel  grin grin tongue
Re: Meet The Potential Star by adagz01(m): 7:02am On Nov 19, 2010
Hmmmmm
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 7:03am On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:

Potato! Your dog looks Nigerian sqiurrel grin grin tongue

Na him u go insult as squirel right? Wait till I stuff kpomo in your nostrils! angry angry angry
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:05am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

Na him u go insult as squirel right? Wait till I stuff kpomo in your nostrils! angry angry angry

grin shocked shocked wink
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 7:06am On Nov 19, 2010
^^^ What kinda face is this now?  shocked
Re: Meet The Potential Star by Yorisb: 7:07am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

Na him u go insult as squirel right? Wait till I stuff kpomo in your nostrils! angry angry angry


Lol cheesy
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:08am On Nov 19, 2010
Mixed faces  grin
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 7:13am On Nov 19, 2010
Yorisb, abeg oo tell this guy no go insult to potential P0rn st4r sad sad sad sad cry cry cry cry I know when I see talent and this dog has talent naaa cry cry cry


Mr Money bee, if one day Fattie becomes rich and famous, hope say you remember the day you go and insult him ooo angry
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:15am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

Yorisb, abeg oo tell this guy no go insult to potential P0rn st4r sad sad sad sad cry cry cry cry I know when I see talent and this dog has talent naaa cry cry cry

Mr Money bee, if one day Fattie becomes rich and famous, hope say you remember the day you go and insult him ooo angry

Ok lets wait till fattie gets there grin smiley
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:16am On Nov 19, 2010
Mama Ngozi aint you going to work,
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 7:25am On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:

Mama Ngozi aint you going to work,

I am at work naa but unfortunately for me, I dont feel like working today  cry cry cry

Fattie will be there naa wink
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:27am On Nov 19, 2010
Fattie, fattie and potato, Can your fattie kill ants grin grin
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 7:35am On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:

Fattie, fattie and potato, Can your fattie kill ants grin grin

Abeg! No go include my name oo. Im no Potential p0rn star now. shocked embarassed lipsrsealed cry

No, Fattie does not kill ants. He only love to lie and spread his legs apart. Now can u see the talent he is having there? wink
Re: Meet The Potential Star by Yorisb: 7:38am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

Yorisb, abeg oo tell this guy no go insult to potential P0rn st4r  sad sad sad sad cry cry cry cry I know when I see talent and this dog has talent naaa  cry cry cry


Mr Money bee, if one day Fattie becomes rich and famous, hope say you remember the day you go and insult him ooo  angry


Gabs no worry na jealousy go kill Fattie's hater(s). cheesy
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:47am On Nov 19, 2010
Yorisb:

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Gabs no worry na jealousy go kill Fattie's hater(s). cheesy

Yorris for your mouth grin
Re: Meet The Potential Star by nnemak(m): 7:49am On Nov 19, 2010
Mama Ngo,
Try snap dat nkita when him dey blast, dat would do justice to his future career , grin grin grin
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:51am On Nov 19, 2010
nne_mak:

Mama Ngo,
Try snap dat nkita when him dey blast, dat would do justice to his future career , grin grin grin


Kai you don pinch mama ngozi for her bossom oooo grin
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 7:54am On Nov 19, 2010
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin SEE ALL YOUR COMMENTS ABOVE ^^^ NA WAAAA!!! I must conclude that Yorisb, kay177 and nne_mak are official yeye fowls  grin grin grin tongue tongue
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 7:56am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin SEE ALL YOUR COMMENTS ABOVE ^^^ NA WAAAA!!! I must conclude that Yorisb, kay177 and nne_mak are official yeye fowls grin grin grin tongue tongue


na official yeye rodents grin smiley
Re: Meet The Potential Star by Yorisb: 7:59am On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:


Kai you don pinch mama ngozi for her bossom oooo grin

Roft I fear oh! cheesy
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 8:00am On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:


na official yeye rodents grin smiley

So u admit u be rodent abi? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 8:25am On Nov 19, 2010
Anything you like potato. Am use to such i dont get angry with that, if you like call me grasscutter, mosquito, its ok by me grin wink smiley
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 8:42am On Nov 19, 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 8:57am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Ok wink wink wink wink
Re: Meet The Potential Star by MsPotato(f): 8:59am On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:

Ok wink wink wink wink

Tell me, why are u so nice? embarassed lipsrsealed

Do u feel intimidated with Mama Ngozi? Cause if you are I can tone down embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: Meet The Potential Star by kay177(m): 9:00am On Nov 19, 2010
Ms. Potato:

Tell me, why are u so nice? embarassed lipsrsealed

Do u feel intimidated with Mama Ngozi? Cause if you are I can tone down embarassed lipsrsealed

Mama Ngozi!!! hhhmm is my right hand pal grin smiley

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