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National Assembly Increases 2018 Budget To N9.1trn (dailytrust) / $1.1trn Worth Of Fuel Diverted By 18 Companies – Pdp / Governor Ayade Presents N1.3trn Budget For 2018 (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Sunisonflex39(m): 2:29pm On Nov 21, 2019
even the so called Rivers and ibom never table 1t budget...




na calabar?




this one one use grammar loot.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by abbasajao(m): 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2019
Every governor with his own style stealing from state covers. This na so so grammar im dey use

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by psucc(m): 2:32pm On Nov 21, 2019
I dont know what Cross River ian as were thinking.
Assembly should simply carry their Encyçlopedae any time Ben come calling

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Grandlord: 2:33pm On Nov 21, 2019
Barondenigeria:
cheesy cheesy A criminal par excellence! cheesy
grin grin

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Arabs999: 2:33pm On Nov 21, 2019
The next year's vision shall Totoristic Intraexplorisation angry grin grin

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by RonaldoVido: 2:35pm On Nov 21, 2019
This one nah Yahoo terminology...

I dey suspect you..

Good note: poor people won't be taxed..

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by toprealman: 2:36pm On Nov 21, 2019
Flexherbal:
I am speechless!
Is that how it makes you feel?
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Rolex66: 2:37pm On Nov 21, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
I don't know what we akwa ibomites did to have two useless governors surrounding us

Abia and cross river state cry

99% of aks trade comes from aba. Their section of the rd is dead
No road from uyo calabar again the cross river section is dead also shocked

Honestly, bro, useless states and Governors as neighbors. Aba in Abia is a cesspit while Cross River is stuck with this comedian as Governor.

The bad road starts where these useless states start. They should be ceded to Akwa ibom State or appoint Akwa ibom Governor as a Caretaker Governor to help them.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Flexherbal(m): 2:37pm On Nov 21, 2019
toprealman:

Is that how it makes you feel?

Lol!
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Frankest20: 2:37pm On Nov 21, 2019
The State is a mockery of the highest level in history today. In 2018 he presented a budget of KINETIC CRYSTALIZATION with N1.2TR and couldn't have N100B to spend. In 2019 he presented a budget of QUABALLISTIC DENSIFICATION with N1.3TRN yet he is struggling with N70B today he has come up with OLYMPOTIC MERRISTERIASES budget over N1trn.

Now the once beautiful city of Calabar is the dirtiest, once steady 24/7 water supply city can not boost of water. Ever clean roads and streets now full of potholes. No single project to commission, ever safe and peaceful city and state is currently the headquarters of cultism and kidnapping. Insecurity everywhere. The signature Carnival is lost to an experience governance. No minimum wage implementation, no promotion implementation for workers. Pensioners are dying with no gratuity since 2013.

Obudu Cattle Ranch now a mirage, marina resort is lost, Tinapa is now a history, Monorail is shut down. What else can the two acclaimed professors offer other than Failure?
Liyel Imoke should be held responsible for the death of CROSS RIVER STATE.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by RonaldoVido: 2:38pm On Nov 21, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
I don't know what we akwa ibomites did to have two useless governors surrounding us

Abia and cross river state cry

99% of aks trade comes from aba. Their section of the rd is dead
No road from uyo calabar again the cross river section is dead also shocked

Well noted...

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by fergie001(m): 2:39pm On Nov 21, 2019
Some technical "Abians" and "Imolites" will not arrive here now......Viewer
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by stormborn28(m): 2:41pm On Nov 21, 2019
This man is a scam

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by BlackBovi: 2:41pm On Nov 21, 2019
Barondenigeria:
By Ike Uchechukwu

Cross River state governor, Prof Ben Ayade has presented the 2020 budget estimate of 1.1trillion naira tagged budget of “Olimpotic Meristemasis” to the State House of Assembly Naija.
Ayade has also abolished payment of tax by small scale entrepreneurs like barbing saloon, welders, stylists amongst others.
According to him, he would rather tax his brain than tax the people, so no more daily payment of N500 by Okada riders and taxis but they will now pay 1000 and 2000 monthly for Okada and taxis respectively adding that all civil servants whose salaries were below 100,000 naira were also exempted from paying tax.

Nigeria News

Presenting the budget on Thursday on the floor of the State House of Assembly, Ayade said all low income earning people in the state were hereby exempted from taxes including civil servants whose salaries were less than 100,000 naira as well as stylish, saloon operators, welders and more.
His words: “All low-income earners are hereby exempted from taxes, including civil servants who salaries are below 100,000 nairas.

“The budget is an audacious step towards reducing recurrent expenditure and focus on increasing capital expenditure with Capital expenditure standing at 911 billion while recurrent stands at 188 billion which is 82.8% and 17.2 % respectively.
“Nigerians must realise that any state whose budget is driven by the envelop size has limited vision. There are two ways budgets are derived in business or public sector management, it is either as an expression of ambition or an expression of your envelope size.

“The expression of the ambition of the progressive agenda set for Cross River does not allow me the agony to adopt an envelope size budget. The value of our projects have not been commoditised into value , with the intellectual capacity we have reduced a lot of waste,” he said.

Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/breaking-gov-ayade-presents-1-1trn-budget-estimate-for-2020/amp/
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by RonaldoVido: 2:42pm On Nov 21, 2019
rottennaija:


And your Gov is useful?

If you travel those two roads he mentioned, you will understand what he said.

Akwa Ibom Governors invest in federal roads. They don't wait for FG.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by AerialMapper: 2:43pm On Nov 21, 2019
This one is just a clown!

From Kinetic Crystallization to Qabalistic Densification to Olympotic Merristeriases

Unfortunately his people will equate the big words to development

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by KrystosCJ(m): 2:45pm On Nov 21, 2019
Big stupid grammar, small (idiotic) vision.

Oya limpopo!!
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by OVIHINNO(m): 2:59pm On Nov 21, 2019
There is a positive development in his budget. Whereas other government at all levels are looking for how to milk the poor dry he is exempting some civil servants from paying tax, reducing bike and taxi dues? Which governor does that?
Weldone Prof Ayade! You are one of a kind
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by mansakhalifa(m): 2:59pm On Nov 21, 2019
This s#it's really left me stitches since I set my eyes on it. Olympotic ...what

On the bright side, I am totally inspired. When I become governor of my state, my first budget's gonna have a jaw-crunching title like... Ideological Burukutunization.

A large chunk of it is going to go into setting up 'burukutu' factories and supply chains that will ensure that my people do not lack surplus burukutu to drown their sorrows in. Free for everybody.

My manifesto. cool

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by mansakhalifa(m): 3:02pm On Nov 21, 2019
OVIHINNO:
There is a positive development in his budget. Whereas other government at all levels are looking for how to milk the poor dry he is exempting some civil servants from paying tax, reducing bike and taxi dues? Which governor does that?
Weldone Prof Ayade! You are one of a kind

Of course man, can't say I disagree with you.

With a jaw-crunching budget name/title like that, he's definitely 'one of a kind'. He's just made my day.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by spencekat(m): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
I don't know what we akwa ibomites did to have two useless governors surrounding us

Abia and cross river state cry

99% of aks trade comes from aba. Their section of the rd is dead
No road from uyo calabar again the cross river section is dead also shocked
Exactly!
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Goodquestion(m): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2019
Howellz:
Mbok....I don't want to end up like AGBA,JALINGO and JOSEPH ODOK..... If you know you know....

I wanted to ask about Joseph Odok he has being silent for too long now,is he also in prison?
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Reference(m): 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2019
luluosas:
Capital expenditure at 911 billion against Recurrent expenditure at 188 billion should set Cross River State as the Eldorado of our time.
May this money never ends up in polithiefcians pocket

El-Dorado indeed... a mythical, mystical, dreamland best suited for Alice and the toothed fairy... sorry Cross-Riverians you need a Bayelsa reset.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by spencekat(m): 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2019
Short man devil.No development in his state.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Kizito72(m): 3:06pm On Nov 21, 2019
Wetin gee-boy no go see for skout
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by obinoral1179(m): 3:07pm On Nov 21, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
I don't know what we akwa ibomites did to have two useless governors surrounding us

Abia and cross river state cry

99% of aks trade comes from aba. Their section of the rd is dead
No road from uyo calabar again the cross river section is dead also shocked
close your border bro

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Reference(m): 3:13pm On Nov 21, 2019
OVIHINNO:
There is a positive development in his budget. Whereas other government at all levels are looking for how to milk the poor dry he is exempting some civil servants from paying tax, reducing bike and taxi dues? Which governor does that?
Weldone Prof Ayade! You are one of a kind

So where will he get the money to fund his olympic size budget. You think he is a magician because of the grammatical verbosity. Pally, that is how MMM started. A promise of all for none. You are being swindled and to be congratulating the con is double tragedy. Why are you this slow.

C'mon man wake up. Where is a trillion naira coming from. If Ayade could conjure up that amount he won't be in public office but on a beach in Cancun sipping Magaritas.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by TroubleMaker47(m): 3:13pm On Nov 21, 2019
Barondenigeria:
cheesy cheesy
A criminal par excellence! cheesy
This genuinely off me!!! cheesy

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by AfroKnight: 3:17pm On Nov 21, 2019
Bekindtoall:
Eyin omo cross rivers, eku suuru o

Walahi dem dey try grin cheesy
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by excellenceetim: 3:21pm On Nov 21, 2019
I love this Governor. With human heart, always thinking of the poor
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by middlebelter(m): 3:22pm On Nov 21, 2019
Can we have the yearly performances of the previous budgets? This will help us understand if he's joking or a visionary Governor.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by rafindo(m): 3:23pm On Nov 21, 2019
Barondenigeria:
By Ike Uchechukwu

Cross River state governor, Prof Ben Ayade has presented the 2020 budget estimate of 1.1trillion naira tagged budget of “Olimpotic Meristemasis” to the State House of Assembly.
Ayade has also abolished payment of tax by small scale entrepreneurs like barbing saloon, welders, stylists amongst others.
According to him, he would rather tax his brain than tax the people, so no more daily payment of N500 by Okada riders and taxis but they will now pay 1000 and 2000 monthly for Okada and taxis respectively adding that all civil servants whose salaries were below 100,000 naira were also exempted from paying tax.

READ ALSO: BREAKING: Gov Ayade presents 1.1trn budget estimate for 2020

Presenting the budget on Thursday on the floor of the State House of Assembly, Ayade said all low income earning people in the state were hereby exempted from taxes including civil servants whose salaries were less than 100,000 naira as well as stylish, saloon operators, welders and more.
His words: “All low-income earners are hereby exempted from taxes, including civil servants who salaries are below 100,000 nairas.

“The budget is an audacious step towards reducing recurrent expenditure and focus on increasing capital expenditure with Capital expenditure standing at 911 billion while recurrent stands at 188 billion which is 82.8% and 17.2 % respectively.
“Nigerians must realise that any state whose budget is driven by the envelop size has limited vision. There are two ways budgets are derived in business or public sector management, it is either as an expression of ambition or an expression of your envelope size.

“The expression of the ambition of the progressive agenda set for Cross River does not allow me the agony to adopt an envelope size budget. The value of our projects have not been commoditised into value , with the intellectual capacity we have reduced a lot of waste,” he said.

Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/breaking-gov-ayade-presents-1-1trn-budget-estimate-for-2020/amp/




When you see a clown, you don't need to tell him so .it clownishness will lead him out.

Ayade is now a professor is comic relief and other unserious matters.

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