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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by thundafire: 4:42pm On Nov 21, 2019
Dis man is dey biggest scam just dat YAHAYA Bello is above him

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Sonoyom(m): 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2019
wetin him do with the 1.3 trillion naira budget? idad!

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by BeStroNG(m): 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2019
MEJOISLAND:

Sense has eluded him. Akwa ibom dey get sense?

Akwa Ibom no get sense but today because of economic viability, Cross Riverians are relocating to Akwa and the Akwa Ibomites in Cross River are going back to their state while the once popular Calabar is a deserted town. By the time this scam of a governor is done with you guys, Cross River state will not only stop to exist, it will disappear from Nigerian map.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by BeStroNG(m): 4:48pm On Nov 21, 2019
Sheriman:
If only they judiciously used the Money for what it meant for

Which money? Where is the money?
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Rolex66: 4:49pm On Nov 21, 2019
UnimkeAk:

Can u please list udom achievements in four years that has affected the masses with all the huge allocations, pls don't mentioned ibom air, because we know that 99% of akwa ibomites can't afford to travel by air.

I don't have time to address an idle Cross Riverian. Your Governor suits you. He knows you guys are brainless as long as you can get a glass of Palm wine with 404 (limited edition)
For now, bask in the euphoria of your Olimpotic Meristemasis grin

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Atouke: 4:50pm On Nov 21, 2019
UnimkeAk:

You're also suffering from bad governance my brother, Akwaibomites are poor and unemployed Same as all Nigerians, u dont hear someone saying I am leaving gombe, or calabar to go and hustle in uyo... Do u ?
So let's fight the common enemy and stop fighting ourselves.

All am saying is make too much sense no kill una for cross river.
That all.

Of all the ills way they plague una for their, na only Akwa ibom una the get mouth with.
Go and face your Gov. Prof. Senator and his 419 budget and leadership, leave akwa ibom matter for us we are not complaining.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by UnimkeAk(m): 5:02pm On Nov 21, 2019
Atouke:


All am saying is make too much sense no kill una for cross river.
That all.

Of all the ills way they plague una for their, na only Akwa ibom una the get mouth with.
Go and face your Gov. Prof. Senator and his 419 budget and leadership, leave akwa ibom matter for us we are not complaining.
Lol, this is a thread about cr, nobody mentioned akwaibom, u guys started comparisms, because of low self esteem ....
Dude as along as ure not an elite , ur getting fawked by the political class.

With all the huge allocations and 13% derivative , the present govt has nothing to show for it....the masses are still very poor.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by UnimkeAk(m): 5:05pm On Nov 21, 2019
Rolex66:


I don't have time to address an idle Cross Riverian. Your Governor suits you. He knows you guys are brainless as long as you can get a glass of Palm wine with 404 (limited edition)
For now, bask in the euphoria of your Olimpotic Meristemasis grin

Lol palmwine and 404, don't u guys share the same customs language and cuisines with the efiks

My guy u just described yourself.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Atouke: 5:11pm On Nov 21, 2019
UnimkeAk:

Lol, this is a thread about cr, nobody mentioned akwaibom, u guys started comparisms, because of low self esteem ....
Dude as along as ure not an elite , ur getting fawked by the political class.

With all the huge allocations and 13% derivative , the present govt has nothing to show for it....the masses are still very poor.

Address the 419 budget proposal by your 419 gov.prof and stop calling akwa ibom. I only responded because you mentioned/insulted my state.

The whole world knows we in Akwa ibom are quite, we mind our business, but when you trouble us we are never afraid of a fight. So face the issue at hand or be ready.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by davidque: 5:14pm On Nov 21, 2019
Chai!!!! Nigeria like drama sha
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Ezewuzie01: 5:21pm On Nov 21, 2019
naptu2:
Every year!

2016 = Budget of Deep Vision

2017 = Infinite Transposition

2018 = Kinetic Crystallization

2019 = Qabalistic Densification

2020 = Olimpotic Meristemasis
Each year the title of the budget gets increasingly complicated and difficult to understand. It will be interesting the name he gives it in 2021. By 2023, Cross River may start naming their budgets after rare plant species, and extinct wild animals.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by UnimkeAk(m): 5:25pm On Nov 21, 2019
Atouke:

Address the 419 budget proposal by your 419 gov.prof and stop calling akwa ibom. I only responded because you mentioned/insulted my state.

The whole world knows we in Akwa ibom are quite, we mind our business, but when you trouble us we are never afraid of a fight. So face the issue at hand or be ready.

Go back to the first page of this thread and caution ur kinsman that dragged akwaibom into this.
We crivarians know we dont have it good in terms of governance at the moment...
Bayelsa reset loading 60%
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by wiseone28: 5:29pm On Nov 21, 2019
Atouke:

Address the 419 budget proposal by your 419 gov.prof and stop calling akwa ibom. I only responded because you mentioned/insulted my state.

The whole world knows we in Akwa ibom are quite, we mind our business, but when you trouble us we are never afraid of a fight. So face the issue at hand or be ready.
Stop defending this useless Udom govt he has done nothing..

With his uncompleted subpar roads and audio industries.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by wiseone28: 5:30pm On Nov 21, 2019
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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by luluosas(m): 5:31pm On Nov 21, 2019
You would have checked my last sentence. Anyway, it is well
Reference:


El-Dorado indeed... a mythical, mystical, dreamland best suited for Alice and the toothed fairy... sorry Cross-Riverians you need a Bayelsa reset.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by laytoshtwo: 5:33pm On Nov 21, 2019
He didn't cry this year grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Id20noble(m): 5:42pm On Nov 21, 2019
It's high time someone called this state governor to order... What an errant nonsense... Budget isn't by name or size...we need performance and sustained improvement of both hard and soft infrastructures already on ground and not putting them in a state of decrepit with loud and empty bugets
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by woleabayo(f): 6:18pm On Nov 21, 2019
ok
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by owiko(m): 7:00pm On Nov 21, 2019
C.River, oh my dear state. I hope 2021 financial plan won't be named budget of energetic schistosomiasis?
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Mrexcell(m): 7:29pm On Nov 21, 2019
Barondenigeria:
By Ike Uchechukwu

Cross River state governor, Prof Ben Ayade has presented the 2020 budget estimate of 1.1trillion naira tagged budget of “Olimpotic Meristemasis” to the State House of Assembly.
Ayade has also abolished payment of tax by small scale entrepreneurs like barbing saloon, welders, stylists amongst others.
According to him, he would rather tax his brain than tax the people, so no more daily payment of N500 by Okada riders and taxis but they will now pay 1000 and 2000 monthly for Okada and taxis respectively adding that all civil servants whose salaries were below 100,000 naira were also exempted from paying tax.

READ ALSO: BREAKING: Gov Ayade presents 1.1trn budget estimate for 2020

Presenting the budget on Thursday on the floor of the State House of Assembly, Ayade said all low income earning people in the state were hereby exempted from taxes including civil servants whose salaries were less than 100,000 naira as well as stylish, saloon operators, welders and more.
His words: “All low-income earners are hereby exempted from taxes, including civil servants who salaries are below 100,000 nairas.

“The budget is an audacious step towards reducing recurrent expenditure and focus on increasing capital expenditure with Capital expenditure standing at 911 billion while recurrent stands at 188 billion which is 82.8% and 17.2 % respectively.
“Nigerians must realise that any state whose budget is driven by the envelop size has limited vision. There are two ways budgets are derived in business or public sector management, it is either as an expression of ambition or an expression of your envelope size.

“The expression of the ambition of the progressive agenda set for Cross River does not allow me the agony to adopt an envelope size budget. The value of our projects have not been commoditised into value , with the intellectual capacity we have reduced a lot of waste,” he said.

Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/breaking-gov-ayade-presents-1-1trn-budget-estimate-for-2020/amp/

Most pdp governors are always exceptional they are really doing great compared to the ones in the other party that loves inflicting so much pain and hardship on their masses.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2019
This Governor wakes up one morning and smokes Colorado, stays quiet for 3 hours while the Madness is Loading..........

Then runs off with a document he drafts when the highness reaches equilibrium which contains Kolo Postulation to the state house of Assembly.

Psychiatric tests should be made mandatory by INEC

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by hisexcellency34: 7:37pm On Nov 21, 2019
EFCC should visit this guy
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by DECENCY3: 7:56pm On Nov 21, 2019
Just passing
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by iluvdonjazzy: 8:25pm On Nov 21, 2019
I don't even think this man is actually a professor, cross state IGR plus Federal allocation and the rest are not even up to 150 billion per annum, he is here presenting trillions as budget, the previous budgets did he realized up to 100 billion naira more or less a trillion, the likes of Delta, Akwaibom, Rivers, Bayelsa that are so rich cannot even boast of a trillion naira per annum, are you saying Cross/ River are richer than those states, apart from Lagos State for now, no other state can boast of a trillion naira per annum.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Peterosky(m): 8:43pm On Nov 21, 2019
OVIHINNO:
There is a positive development in his budget. Whereas other government at all levels are looking for how to milk the poor dry he is exempting some civil servants from paying tax, reducing bike and taxi dues? Which governor does that?
Weldone Prof Ayade! You are one of a kind
.Please if you don't have anything useful to say why not simply Join others to abuse the useless idiot instead of coming here to showcase your own level of stupidity.

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Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by dfrost: 8:46pm On Nov 21, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
I don't know what we akwa ibomites did to have two useless governors surrounding us

Abia and cross river state cry

99% of aks trade comes from aba. Their section of the rd is dead
No road from uyo calabar again the cross river section is dead also shocked

To travel out by road is a tedious journey

How's Ikot-Ekepene Road now? cry undecided
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by dfrost: 8:48pm On Nov 21, 2019
booscy:
This Governor wakes up one morning and smokes Colorado, stays quiet for 3 hours while the Madness is Loading..........

Then runs off with a document he drafts when the highness reaches equilibrium which contains Kolo Postulation to the state house of Assembly.

Psychiatric tests should be made mandatory by INEC

Your comment with the attached statements got me ripping. cheesy grin
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by geokay777(m): 9:18pm On Nov 21, 2019
MEJOISLAND:

U mn the federal highway that is supposed to be handled by the state government?
I don't think you have accessed calabar at all..
Fed highway no doubt, but part of the road rehabilitation was captured in CR 2018 budget and a huge sum was allocated to it. Esp part of d road from Calabar axis to Odukpani side.
Besides other states gov are maintaining /fixing federal roads within thier states and are being refunded /reimbursed by fed Govt. Ebonyi state as an example
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Nobody: 9:26pm On Nov 21, 2019
dfrost:


Your comment with the attached statements got me ripping. cheesy grin

But that's the best script to describe such a clown.
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Jejam: 9:30pm On Nov 21, 2019
I pity those if you that will take this fraudulent lunatic serious. You can't imagine the rot and hunger in the state. Sacking civil servants employed before 2014 and not paying the ones employed under him for almost two years now. Thief
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by 0monnak0da: 10:04pm On Nov 21, 2019
budget of Spontaneous Rectal Evacuation

blue3k
Re: Olimpotic Meristemasis: Ayade Presents 1.1trn Budget Estimate For 2020 by Blue3k(m): 10:11pm On Nov 21, 2019
0monnak0da:
budget of Spontaneous Rectal Evacuation

blue3k

Lol you're hungry for attention? Nice joke though.

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