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"Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by AbooBilal(m): 2:34pm On Nov 21, 2019
No doubt Jumu'ah is the most blessed day of the week to any Muslim. One of what is paramount to be done is to observe the mandatory 2 raka'at of prayer congregationally for every Male.

It is though funny to see some trends in some mosques as to how people relate to the great day.

This compilation is not to shame nor meant to embarrass anyone but keep us aware of what we can do better and what we have been doing wrong. Enjoy it.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by AbooBilal(m): 2:43pm On Nov 21, 2019
AbooBilal:
. Enjoy it.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by AbooBilal(m): 2:45pm On Nov 21, 2019
AbooBilal:
More...

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by TheSourcerer: 2:53pm On Nov 21, 2019
Nice

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by raslim20(m): 9:29am On Nov 22, 2019
Quite true,

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by mtdauda(m): 9:32am On Nov 22, 2019
Barka Jum'ah to all, May Allah accept our prayers as an act of ibaadah.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by adesegun121(m): 9:34am On Nov 22, 2019
Alhamudulilahi

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by bro4u: 9:36am On Nov 22, 2019
Hahahaha... Laughing out so loud

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by madridguy(m): 9:38am On Nov 22, 2019
So on point.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Speedo17(m): 9:38am On Nov 22, 2019
I like the last one. My type!
Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by 2019elections: 9:41am On Nov 22, 2019
Dry asf.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Aboki99(m): 9:43am On Nov 22, 2019
Please could you kindly quote the chap and verses on the 77 or whatever virgins or are you here to advertise your ignorance on one of world's great religions?
saddler:
sad

Did you intentionally forgot to include those strapped in explosives and ready to meet 77 virgins?

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 22, 2019
Finally, a non draconian Friday thread smiley
Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by AFRlCA: 9:49am On Nov 22, 2019
saddler:
sad

Did you intentionally forgot to include those strapped in explosives and ready to meet 77 virgins?


May Allah have mercy on you,

Islam is the religion of Peace and Freedom

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Kakamorufu(m): 9:49am On Nov 22, 2019
AFRlCA:
Seun force people to swear with Allah and his prophet Muhammad before someone can comment on some Nairaland front page threads,

This type nonsense should not be done in threads on front page, this is madness

Do you think this shit can make non Muslims to stop commenting on Islamist thread?

ISLAM IS NOT A GOOD RELIGIOUS
do something about your English first

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Abid2020(m): 9:53am On Nov 22, 2019
mtdauda:
Barka Jum'ah to all, May Allah accept our prayers as an act of ibaadah.
Jazakallahu khairan

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Nobody: 9:54am On Nov 22, 2019
This thread will highlight the peace lovers and the hateful crew.

#AIF *Alhamdulilaah it's Friday*

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by AFRlCA: 10:01am On Nov 22, 2019
Aboki99:
Please could you kindly quote the chap and verses on the 77 or whatever virgins or are you here to advertise your ignorance on one of world's great religions?


You can deny that using Taqiyya, it's just simple for you.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by marvin906(m): 10:04am On Nov 22, 2019
Aboki99:
Please could you kindly quote the chap and verses on the 77 or whatever virgins or are you here to advertise your ignorance on one of world's great religions?


world great religion my black ass

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by dguizman(m): 10:07am On Nov 22, 2019
i fall on the last set of people
Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by AFRlCA: 10:08am On Nov 22, 2019
Kakamorufu:
do something about your English first


If I improve my English, will that change the mindset of Muslims here. Why should one swear with Allah and Muhammad before one can comment on Nairaland frontpage threads?

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Topestbilly(m): 10:14am On Nov 22, 2019
saddler:
sad

Did you intentionally forgot to include those strapped in explosives and ready to meet 77 virgins?


How would there be virgins when your pastors have rapped all of them in the name of deliverance.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by Depressed101: 10:15am On Nov 22, 2019
No i don't, this is not funny, and i don't think moslems will find it funny, op make meme for people who will appreciate and enjoy it.. I have to advice you to take it easy before they say you are defaming allah.
My two cent

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by DEHVEHLOP(m): 10:18am On Nov 22, 2019
saddler:
sad

Did you intentionally forgot to include those strapped in explosives and ready to meet 77 virgins?



But why come to the thread to insult the Muslims?






Is that how your Bible and pastor taught you?

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by dare01: 10:19am On Nov 22, 2019
AFRlCA:
Seun force people to swear with Allah and his prophet Muhammad before someone can comment on some Nairaland front page threads,

This type nonsense should not be done in threads on front page, this is madness

Do you think this shit can make non Muslims to stop commenting on Islamist thread?

ISLAM IS NOT A GOOD RELIGIOUS

You really need to work on your write up. Do you know how long it took me to comprehend.

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by mfm04622: 10:20am On Nov 22, 2019
You forgot the outsiders!

No matter how early they come to mosque, they will stay outside.

You also forgot the latecomers.

They are always running to meet up after iqamah

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Re: "Jumuah Funny Memes": 10 Types Of People You Would Meet In The Mosque On Fridays by DEHVEHLOP(m): 10:22am On Nov 22, 2019
Topestbilly:


How would there be virgins when your pastors have rapped all of them in the name of deliverance.


Chaiiiiii! The idiot finally got he bargained for grin








I could remember those Pastors, especially that one who ran and hid in the toilet at an airport in South Africa...



Christianity amaka grin

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