One of the reasons I love Engineers they don't show themselves

sammuell:
One of the reasons I love Engineers they don't show themselves

ah don't drag engineers into this smelly thread oo, they are the gods of the earth. Every wonders you see around you was designed and structured by them. so they are trained not to brag or advertise.

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no one wants a 'I Charge and I bail' sticker

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The one I really love most is "Wentin Lawyer dey do self"

Man must chop o.

HospitalityDiva:
Creative charge and bail.

Ambulance chasers!

Really? So where are the Adverts for Criminals and Offenders?

Nthrone:



The problem is not in the charging, everyone can do that, the problem is in the bail ( how cases are won, that's actually the moment u know the good and the bad lawyer), are u a lawyer?

u can only charge through a lawyer, for winning and loosing a case, there is no lawyer that have not loose a case, is just 50/50, is just that there are bad cases that we know is already a failure,but because of money we will still collect the case,though in the legal profession,there is nothing like bad case,u are under obligation to take all cases, even those popular lawyers u know do loose their case,unless u are into the profession,u won't know

LabDNA:


Charge in the sense of 'Charge &bail' means hanging around court premises looking for people or their relatives who are to be arraingned in court and 'charging' them for a fee in order to 'bail' them.

It is a scenario that is rampant in Nigerian courts. I first heard that phrase from Osuofia in the movie titled 'Ukwa'. I think he was the progenitor of that word and he popularized it effectively in the movies wherein he acted.

there is still no word like that,and to charge is not to hang around court premises,they are lawyers who wants to do it that way, they defend people too,those that came to court without a lawyer.

The one I'm looking for is not even there.
Back in my Unilag days, law students always pasted a sticker on the back of their cars which read- "I be lawyer, trouble na my work".

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Who else used to see this? I be Lawyer, trouble na my work

HospitalityDiva:
Creative charge and bail.

Let me advice u, U really need to respect every single Lawyer u see out there coz u av no idea what that person passed through before he was called to d bar, every Lawyer deserves some respect and be very very careful d way u call Lawyers Charge and bail, ur mouth fit put u inside trouble wey fit cost u ur life savings.. na advice I advice u oo

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW GOD WILL HANDLE LAWYERS JUDGEMENT ON THE LAST DAY

Honeysweetest:
u can only charge through a lawyer, for winning and loosing a case, there is no lawyer that have not loose a case, is just 50/50, is just that there are bad cases that we know is already a failure,but because of money we will still collect the case,though in the legal profession,there is nothing like bad case,u are under obligation to take all cases, even those popular lawyers u know do loose their case,unless u are into the profession,u won't know

Everyone I meant was both good and bad lawyers can charge.Bad lawyers will always negotiate, forgetting that they are called only to win the case or at most give his client a higher leverage, Good lawyers never negotiate, they command with laws and logics, in all ramifications they are there.( Blessed memory of Barr Akwa) these are the ones when police hears they handling a case they are involved in, they don't mess up. if he see the case is too bad on his side , he will advice his Client not to pursue it. The first place to test the strength of a lawyer is at the police station. One will always win a case if one is a good lawyer



Just saw ur profile pic. That portrait is quite confusing, were you standing in front of the frame, or where your entire pic in the frame, I'm thinking is the first, which one? BTW you look cute, are you residing in Enugu.

Flows001:
Let me advice u, U really need to respect every single Lawyer u see out there coz u av no idea what that person passed through before he was called to d bar, every Lawyer deserves some respect and be very very careful d way u call Lawyers Charge and bail, ur mouth fit put u inside trouble wey fit cost u ur life savings.. na advice I advice u oo

I thought they said freedom of speech

Or is it no longer enshrined in the 1999 fundamental human right constitution

Nthrone:



Everyone I meant was both good and bad lawyers can charge.Bad lawyers will always negotiate, forgetting that they are called only to win the case or at most give his client a higher leverage, Good lawyers never negotiate, they command with laws and logics, in all ramifications they are there.( Blessed memory of Barr Akwa) these are the ones when police hears they handling a case they are involved in, they don't mess up. if he see the case is too bad on his side , he will advice his Client not to pursue it. The first place to test the strength of a lawyer is at the police station. One will always win a case if one is a good lawyer



Just saw ur profile pic. That portrait is quite confusing, were you standing in front of the frame, or where your entire pic in the frame, I'm thinking is the first, which one? BTW you look cute, are you residing in Enugu.

lol,even if I tell u not to pursue it,u will still go to another lawyer, well, we don't even see some lawyers as either good or bad lawyers, is only outsiders see it that way, lol!even that bad case,there are lawyers that when they are through with the case, u go get confused, they can make a criminal a free man,that's our own definition of a good lawyer,lol!

Honeysweetest:
lol,even if I tell u not to pursue it,u will still go to another lawyer, well, we don't even see some lawyers as either good or bad lawyers, is only outsiders see it that way, lol!even that bad case,there are lawyers that when they are through with the case, u go get confused, they can make a criminal a free man,that's our own definition of a good lawyer,lol!

Are you in Enugu?, I have a case. Is in my heart. Didn't you hear me say u re cute.

Honeysweetest:
lol,even if I tell u not to pursue it,u will still go to another lawyer, well, we don't even see some lawyers as either good or bad lawyers, is only outsiders see it that way, lol!even that bad case,there are lawyers that when they are through with the case, u go get confused, they can make a criminal a free man,that's our own definition of a good lawyer,lol!

What criteria can they use to make a declared criminal free, any idea? Could be via logic, law, tampering of evidence, getting false witness for the client.

If you don see "don't get mad, get a lawyer" gather here!

Nthrone:
Everyone I meant was both good and bad lawyers can charge. Bad lawyers will always negotiate, forgetting that they are called only to win the case or at most give his client a higher leverage, Good lawyers never negotiate, they command with laws and logics , in all ramifications they are there.( Blessed memory of Barr Akwa) these are the ones when police hears they handling a case they are involved in, they don't mess up. if he see the case is too bad on his side , he will advice his Client not to pursue it. The first place to test the strength of a lawyer is at the police station. One will always win a case if one is a good lawyer.

Only a foolish lawyer doesn't negotiate.

The best lawyers are negotiators and negotiators are the richest lawyers. Negotiation is part of dispute resolution and a lawyer that can't negotiate just wants to ruin his client.

Mind you, Legal practice doesn't start and end in the police station. If that's your standard for judging lawyers, then you need to raise your standards.

solutionist:



Why don't you post the links where he "Copy and paste" from, so we can be sure that you are nor a liar.

Bros i mean d stickers on d cars. Only one or two r real stickers......the rest r not real stickers.

Nthrone:



What criteria can they use to make a declared criminal free, any idea? Could be via logic, law, tampering of evidence, getting false witness for the client.

well I won't know anything about getting false witness, I have not experience it, logic,facts that are true, I can't really explain ways, I suggest u watch legal movies,u might have a full idea, though I watch legal foreign movies a lot,like how to get away with murder and co. just know that the judge might know the accused is guilty,but she don't care, her decision is based on the arguements of the counsels, if the lawyer to the accuse argue his case well with good evidences whether true or false, the accused will be declared free.

chukwugoziegi:
The "Wetin Lawyers dey do sef?" is quite popular. Another is "Don't get mad, get a lawyer."

My fav is, "I'm a lawyer, wahala ma my work!"

TroubleMaker47:

My fav is, "I'm a lawyer, wahala ma my work!"

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I love it. And those people like wahala truly.

Wickedtruths:


Only a foolish lawyer doesn't negotiate.

The best lawyers are negotiators and negotiators are the richest lawyers. Negotiation is part of dispute resolution and a lawyer that can't negotiate just wants to ruin his client.

Mind you, Legal practice doesn't start and end in the police station. If that's your standard for judging lawyers, then you need to raise your standards.

I repeat a good lawyer never negotiate. He commands

Honeysweetest:
well I won't know anything about getting false witness, I have not experience it, logic,facts that are true, I can't really explain ways, I suggest u watch legal movies,u might have a full idea, though I watch legal foreign movies a lot,like how to get away with murder and co. just know that the judge might know the accused is guilty,but she don't care, her decision is based on the arguements of the counsels, if the lawyer to the accuse argue his case well with good evidences whether true or false, the accused will be declared free.

Devil advocate is quite a good movie to see, but dearest why haven't you answered my second questions. I'm serious in getting to know u.

Honeysweetest:
well I won't know anything about getting false witness, I have not experience it, logic,facts that are true, I can't really explain ways, I suggest u watch legal movies,u might have a full idea, though I watch legal foreign movies a lot,like how to get away with murder and co. just know that the judge might know the accused is guilty,but she don't care, her decision is based on the arguements of the counsels, if the lawyer to the accuse argue his case well with good evidences whether true or false, the accused will be declared free.

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