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| Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by Nobody: 8:53am On Dec 02, 2010 |
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHTHis curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son", the nun answers. "Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER. |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by EfemenaXY: 8:56am On Dec 02, 2010 |
Lol!! Saw this joke ages ago - but still nice  Thanks for sharing Lancaster  |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by Dabss(m): 9:43am On Dec 02, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by Ubiero(f): 10:04am On Dec 02, 2010 |
Cool one . |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by StudioCFR(m): 10:26am On Dec 02, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by Nobody: 10:36am On Dec 02, 2010 |
@efemena thanks just thought i should share it @da bass and ubiero |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 02, 2010 |
@stidio u are just too stale,  |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by B4UIWAZ(f): 10:54am On Dec 02, 2010 |
Maybe to u uncle |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by carmelia(f): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2010 |
lmao, |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by liaslo1(m): 2:48pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
pshewwwwwwwwwww too much tori |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by bashydemy(m): 3:10pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Seen before but nice joke |
| Re: Sisters Of St. Francis Nuns by EfemenaXY: 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
lancaster: you're welcome - and I think you've got a wicked sense of humour |
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