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| Sisters Of Mercy by ojd(m): 1:39am On Apr 07, 2006 |
A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads, SISTERS OF MERCYHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says, SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third, SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT. His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building with a signon the door that reads, SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and a nun answers the door in a long black habit, who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing some business," he answers. Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun. He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please, knock on this door" and leaves. The man does as he is told, and this door is opened by another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He places the money in this nuns tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign Go In Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters Of Mercy. |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by micklplus(m): 8:35am On Apr 07, 2006 |
:d :d :d :d :d |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by jayemkay(f): 1:31pm On Apr 08, 2006 |
serves him right!  |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by spikelord(m): 12:10am On Apr 09, 2006 |
Haha, and I guess he left the place in peace cuz if not, there would have been summin else! |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by ogamike: 11:20pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
I bet he was  hahahha but they didnt lie to him hahahahaha |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by kellorah: 3:00pm On Jul 10, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by folly69(m): 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
Haha very funny he really got screwed |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by clemcykul(f): 1:49pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
*dials bliss number* i think its stale ;d |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by blissieng(f): 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
ha ha ha! u no well o!  |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by romsky: 3:42pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
see as ble take answer phone call |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by Jeovy(m): 3:46pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
clemcykul: of course it is, check d date posted |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by blissieng(f): 3:50pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
@Jeo who ask you? |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by romsky: 5:10pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
he is d tatafo mai guard |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by mamagee3(f): 5:16pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
Very funny |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by mamag3: 6:03pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
It serves him right. |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by Jeovy(m): 9:26pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
romade: u call me tatafo, come add mai guard join am. u no dey fear again? |
| Re: Sisters Of Mercy by jamace(m): 1:02am On Aug 04, 2009 |
Curiosity has both price and prize. |
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