Hi, share your proroblems and or issues and I'll try to give you the best advice I can.
I'll try to answer within a week.

like the agony aunt?

trieze, my problems are too difficult to be solved by you. You are but a mere mortal.

Try me, I'll do what I can.
You know, you could be supprised.

can u pls spell me wot this guy is saying

Which guy, people please be specific!

that guy laughing next to me sentence ..

Oh that's just a smily.

Give me something harder, please.

like?

Real problems, like you're in a situation and aren't sure about what to do?
You must have a brain th size of a pea.

treize:

Try me, I'll do what I can.
You know, you could be supprised.

Ok,
I have just #1000 in my pocket, I have a #10000 need. What do I do?

Find a job, what would you be interested in, what kind of a jiob?

okay how about this,

i have been dating my boyfriend for eight months now, am pregnant for him as well as madly in love, i just discovered that my mother is pregnant for his father, what do i do, help!

I hope you're not making this up!
Does your boyfriend know about this?
You need to tell him. First you should ask him if he was to get a girl pregnat, would he help out with the baby.
If he agrees tell him abut what happened.
After he knows, the two of you have to talk about how your parents
would react and be prepared for the worst, so you're not supprised when your parents and boyfriend are confused and/or angry.

yea my bf knows, his dad and my mum are against us going out! and we both know am pregnant, he wants to keep the baby but we were bummed when i heard my mum is preggie for his dad, what do we do?

I feel like doing something,can you tell me what it is I feel like doing,eh,agony aunt problem solver?

That's just insane, how am I supposed to know what you feel like doing?!
Amm go aanddddd cook something, unless you want to do something extrime, then jump of a building (joking)

well.I don't know what to cook!!!

@treize i need a million dollars now!

@trieze
My problem is that I have this recurring problem of thinking that i have a problem when actually i do not have a problem. What do i do?

snazzydawn Cook three carrots

layi don't bother me and write when you actually need something

dejilowe Try buying a 1000 lottery tickets and mabye you'll win something

three carrots? (copying bugs bunny)alright!!!I am sure you know this means war!!!

i need money to buy 1000 lottery tickets

@IB. come and stay with me for a week (naija). i have a wife at home so u shouldnt be scared of the snake bitting u.

Oh, I know, you could go to Cyprus, my parents went ther for holidays last year and it's lovely.
The sea is warm, they have lots of sandy beaches, there's lots of fruits, it's also famous for statues of greek gods (if u like that sort of thing).
I actually regret not going there.

By the way, if someone treats this like a joke and write stupid questions, then I write stupid replies.
If someone has an actual problem, THEN I answer the question propely.

Glad to help!

I.B.:

Furthermore, am not looking for a man. .

probably no man is looking for u too...

sorry but u cant solve all my probs