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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 1:43am On Jan 25, 2020
Mummymahdi:



No he wasn't, her father is a known pharmacy and she is a graduate of sociology from Adamawa


Very interesting. I would love to meet her.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by LOGOBELT: 3:25am On Jan 25, 2020
Mummymahdi:


This 1 I witness it, EFCC were there to further investigation by searching d guys apartment, his girl gave them way but d guy was shaking profusely , they finished and came out with nothing . after they left we went in with him,mum amd myself because we are aware his bedroom is like a computer hub, laptops and gadgets lying to us he is into crypto currencies business. Behold nothing at all his girl sitting. When he asked what happened? She move and talk on d wall just a word and stretched her hand started collecting things one after d oda and was dropping on d bed we ran out and came back later.

I will pay anything to meet this girl.... can you link me up pls?

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Mummymahdi(f): 9:10am On Jan 25, 2020
LOGOBELT:


I will pay anything to meet this girl.... can you link me up pls?
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I have her number, let me seek her permission first. But she is now a married woman

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Mummymahdi(f): 10:07am On Jan 25, 2020
LOGOBELT:


I will pay anything to meet this girl.... can you link me up pls?
...


U don't need to pay me I still have her phone no. I will seek her permission and will get back to u. But she is now a married woman

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by LOGOBELT: 10:11pm On Jan 25, 2020
Mummymahdi:

...


U don't need to pay me I still have her phone no. I will seek her permission and will get back to u. But she is now a married woman

OK, I will be anticipating...

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Hiswordxray(m): 7:38am On Jan 26, 2020
My problem is that you said she raised her legs. From my understanding, mermaids don't have legs

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 8:45am On Jan 26, 2020
psalmsmiles:
I believe you OP. As an African man, i believe that such creatures exists! The whites have taken away our beliefs and culture away from us and left us in between no where.
Tag me foolish or uncivilized but i still believe that spirits, ghosts, re-incarnation, mermaids, gods and magic exists.
It is what my fathers before me believed. It is my heritage!
But your father before you didn’t believe in mobile phones and internet.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by hermesprogidy(m): 11:37am On Jan 26, 2020
Shibaraba:
Bros you just saw your village priest cleansing the punna of one village woman whom he probably rubbed with redoil due to his constant visits to porn hub oiled ebony section. They probably knew you would japa that's why they went into water. Them go still nack after you go.
My opinion though
This guy you nor well o.. grin grin

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Tallassnigga: 3:15pm On Jan 26, 2020
tianshie:
I don't know if this is the right place to post this terrifying experience. I travelled home (to Nigeria) last month. My cousins told me mermaids had been spotted at the village stream (iyi) numerous times, and the elders had decided people should stop going to the stream. They were literally shaking. I laughed in their faces. Mermaids? Were they sure? I told them off for being idiots and they shook their heads,

On December 24th we were supposed to go watch football. After I waited for them in front of our compound, I thought perhaps they had gone to the stream. I began walking there. As I approached I heard the sound of voices, like people jumping in the water and shouting for joy. I said to myself, "See these boys oh. So na here dem come to enjoy with their babes."

When I emerged on the water, my head began to swell. I mean literally. I saw a woman with reddish skin lying on her back on the bank, her legs raised. A good looking man with a band of cowries around his wrist was on top of her moving his hips powerfully between her thighs. They saw me. Stopped. They looked at me. I just stood there as if a giant hand pressed me to the spot.

Then they slipped quietly into the water, and submerged themselves, completely disappeared. I'm not ashamed to say I ran from that place screaming like a girl.

Some people have suggested I go for cleansing. But apart from some nightmares, I feel okay.

But damn! It's the most bizarre experience of my life!!!!!!

Anyone have a similar experience?

Ooo

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by psalmsmiles(m): 6:20pm On Jan 28, 2020
But your father before you didn’t believe in mobile phones and internet.
Dumbest comment I`ve seen my whole life. It beats my imagination how people like you think
I've come across alot of dumb people on earth but Congratutions on being the boss. You deserve a medal for achieving such feat.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by finalboss(m): 8:28pm On Jan 28, 2020
budaatum:

I believe your story too because I once saw a rat jump on to the moon, move it towards the sun to warm it up a bit, and eat it all up - the moon o, and not the rat! - then the same rat ate the entire sun!

Thankfully, it was around 11 to 12 midnight and the Japanese who created the sun on the flat earth and put fuel to make it burn, created another sun which rose in the morning and by night a new moon grew too. You should have seen that rat when the Chinese finally caught it with a Made in China mousetrap. It was bigger than an Ekene Dili Chukwu bus!
smh buddie angry

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 12:24am On Feb 01, 2020
Ola17:


You mean those hoax videos that has been debunked countless times? I will pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXkyKouNUOw
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Ola17: 1:14pm On Feb 01, 2020
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by samwash(m): 6:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
The Op might not be lieing.
I hv expirence similar thing
1st expirence
Before I gain admission into the University,I use to engage in video coverage which pay my bills.
On this occasion,it was somewhere in Sapele in Delta State.
I went to cover Igbe festival ( juju festival), we sent to the river to perform some sacrifices. As they were performing some rituals in the river, when I face the camera towards the river to capture the rituals , the camera will go off , but when I face it from the river it will come on. This happens abt 3 times, on d 4th time , suddenly I saw a very big gaint human like creature dive out from the river just the way dophine do dive out of water. I saw the body & d tail end.
It was a very terrifying experience.
As soon as I saw it I ran, everybody was surprised because they didn't see what I saw.
Only the juju princess saw what I saw.
2nd experience for another time

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 8:38pm On Feb 01, 2020
samwash:
The Op might not be lieing.
I hv expirence similar thing
1st expirence
Before I gain admission into the University,I use to engage in video coverage which pay my bills.
On this occasion,it was somewhere in Sapele in Delta State.
I went to cover Igbe festival ( juju festival), we sent to the river to perform some sacrifices. As they were performing some rituals in the river, when I face the camera towards the river to capture the rituals , the camera will go off , but when I face it from the river it will come on. This happens abt 3 times, on d 4th time , suddenly I saw a very big gaint human like creature dive out from the river just the way dophine do dive out of water. I saw the body & d tail end.
It was a very terrifying experience.
As soon as I saw it I ran, everybody was surprised because they didn't see what I saw.
Only the juju princess saw what I saw.
2nd experience for another time
Hmmm you remind me of Ota Miri I was told the river deity doesn't like non indegenes swimming in it.When I was young during a water scarcity my friend took me into one of the deep part of the river, I was learning to swim.Anyway the water scarcity ended hours later and ever since then I no longer fear water. I always feel at home when boat riding in the ocean or river...the only thing is that I don't want to die in water...

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by kimco(m): 2:13pm On Feb 02, 2020
When will we grow up in this continent. Future leaders...we are a doomed race. Story has more plotholes than an african inland road. These jokes are not even funny.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by hermesprogidy(m): 5:34pm On Feb 02, 2020
DavidEsq:
That guy who saw a J5 bus with a dragon like creature inside. Mad o! Maybe it was Professor Xzavier doing his thing
I came here to laugh, and you guys didn't disappoint. grin

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by hermesprogidy(m): 5:34pm On Feb 02, 2020
Shibaraba:
Bros you just saw your village priest cleansing the punna of one village woman whom he probably rubbed with redoil due to his constant visits to porn hub oiled ebony section. They probably knew you would japa that's why they went into water. Them go still nack after you go.
My opinion though

Now, this is a funny ass comment grin grin

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by DavidEsq(m): 8:03pm On Feb 02, 2020
hermesprogidy:

I came here to laugh, and you guys didn't disappoint. grin
grin grin grin

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 8:13pm On Feb 02, 2020
LOGOBELT:


I will pay anything to meet this girl.... can you link me up pls?
hmmm looking at you and wondering what your intentions are, you want to learn the craft .Give us feedback when you finally meet her.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by LOGOBELT: 8:20pm On Feb 02, 2020
uruba23:

hmmm looking at you and wondering what your intentions are, you want to learn the craft .Give us feedback when you finally meet her.
If i hear pim from you again.....

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 8:25pm On Feb 02, 2020
LOGOBELT:

If i hear pim from you again.....
lol Just give us feedback let us go do a heist in cbn...no the U.S treasury would be better.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by mrZENographer: 1:20am On Feb 03, 2020
GermanMelania:


No they don't. Columbus say MANATEES and thought them to be mermaids. There is zero proof. With all the cameras in the world now we should have video evidence. Op is being very evasive because he is a liar.

Well well well the naysayers are always there to object.

In my village, one of my Daddy's apprentice said he went to urinate outside one midnight and on looking up, he saw a big humanoid being standing on the roof of a mansion opposite him. Which it's impossible because of how the house was built. He stopped his piss halfway and hurriedly went into his room.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 1:41am On Feb 03, 2020
mrZENographer:


Well well well the naysayers are always there to object.

In my village, one of my Daddy's apprentice said he went to urinate outside one midnight and on looking up, he saw a big humanoid being standing on the roof of a mansion opposite him. Which it's impossible because of how the house was built. He stopped his piss halfway and hurriedly went into his room.


Prove it. Your dad's sister' carpenter's dog's manager was under the influence of sleep and drugs. I want proof not stories.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by mrZENographer: 11:50am On Feb 03, 2020
GermanMelania:



Prove it. Your dad's sister' carpenter's dog's manager was under the influence of sleep and drugs. I want proof not stories.

Prove to me that you took your bath yesterday?

The only way to prove that is to open the person brain like a flash and see his past memories. Stop acting dumb.

Moreover, I've heard my own paranormal experiences which I've shared occasionally on this platform.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 12:08pm On Feb 03, 2020
mrZENographer:


Prove to me that you took your bath yesterday?

The only way to prove that is to open the person brain like a flash and see his past memories. Stop acting dumb.

Moreover, I've heard my own paranormal experiences which I've shared occasionally on this platform.

Bathe you say? grin How can i prove a negative? Imposicant.
We will not accept using hypnosis to induce false memories as proof. Memory is not infallible and is affected by personal bias.
Get out your camera and start recording. Stop summoning me if you have no proof.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by mrZENographer: 12:42pm On Feb 03, 2020
GermanMelania:


Bathe you say? grin How can i prove a negative? Imposicant.
We will not accept using hypnosis to induce false memories as proof. Memory is not infallible and is affected by personal bias.
Get out your camera and start recording. Stop summoning me if you have no proof.

What do u mean? Or you didn't bath yesterday. lol!
Okay, assuming you bathed yesterday, prove it now to me. But no. You are now full of excuses.


There are lots of real paranormal activities recorded on cam. I didnt say there aren't faked ones either.
But in my own case, I didn't have a phone. And even if I did, i'd be extremely scared to bring it out and take a pic. In situation like this, you are only looking for an escape/relief, not escapade.
And you think people don't wish to record what they saw? They actually wished because they'll
actually sound stupid to some people.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 1:11pm On Feb 03, 2020
mrZENographer:


What do u mean? Or you didn't bath yesterday. lol!
Okay, assuming you bathed yesterday, prove it now to me. But no. You are now full of excuses.


There are lots of real paranormal activities recorded on cam. I didnt say there aren't faked ones either.
But in my own case, I didn't have a phone. And even if I did, i'd be extremely scared to bring it out and take a pic. In situation like this, you are only looking for an escape/relief, not escapade.
And you think people don't wish to record what they saw? They actually wished because they'll
actually sound stupid to some people.

Why should i prove to you i bathed? What would that achieve exactly?
Look if you can't prove it and all you have is talk. Leave it be. Free me from all the extra side talk.
In your other post you claimed your pastor cured hiv. Let Lagos state send all diseased persons to him. In fact let us here on nl find just 1 person (independently tested at a hospital chosen by us. Not audio hiv o) verified that has it and send him or her for cure. If the tests prove the person is cured then your pastor will get the money . If not you will publically admit you and your pastor are the biggest frauds of the century. Deal?

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by mrZENographer: 2:45pm On Feb 03, 2020
GermanMelania:


Why should i prove to you i bathed? What would that achieve exactly?
Look if you can't prove it and all you have is talk. Leave it be. Free me from all the extra side talk.
In your other post you claimed your pastor cured hiv. Let Lagos state send all diseased persons to him. In fact let us here on nl find just 1 person (independently tested at a hospital chosen by us. Not audio hiv o) verified that has it and send him or her for cure. If the tests prove the person is cured then your pastor will get the money . If not you will publically admit you and your pastor are the biggest frauds of the century. Deal?

Excuses excuses excuses all because you can't prove you bath just yesterday, a physical activity done by you and yourself

And you are demanding and expecting people who had a spiritual/divine encounter to produce for you a video clip of what they saw or else they're telling lies.

See ehh.... don't tempt me oo.
You have not taken your bath for 1 year. Prove me wrong.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 2:50pm On Feb 03, 2020
mrZENographer:


Excuses excuses excuses because you can't prove you bath yesterday, a physical activity done by you and yourself

And you are expecting people who had a spiritual/divine encounter to show you in a clip what they saw or else they're lies.

See ehh.... don't tempt me oo.
You have not taken your bath for 1 year. Prove me wrong.

You are bored. This is my last response to you.

If i were so inclined i could prove to you and video myself showering for the next 1 year.
But you can not set up camera and prove this juju you claim exist. Okay heal the C5 spinal injury guy.
Unless your next response includes a video or a link to a video. I bid you adieu.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by mrZENographer: 10:54pm On Feb 04, 2020
GermanMelania:


You are bored. This is my last response to you.

If i were so inclined i could prove to you and video myself showering for the next 1 year.
But you can not set up camera and prove this juju you claim exist. Okay heal the C5 spinal injury guy.
Unless your next response includes a video or a link to a video. I bid you adieu.

Gosh! you sound myopic. Pardon me.

I didn't say you should record yourself bathing presently. I said show evidence that you bathed yesterday or 1 year ago.
You can't, yet it's true you did bath. So likewise stop dismissing people's testimonies as lies simply because they don't have a concrete video/pic evidence

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 11:55pm On Feb 04, 2020
mrZENographer:


Gosh! you sound myopic. Pardon me.

I didn't say you should record yourself bathing presently. I said show evidence that you bathed yesterday or 1 year ago.
You can't, yet it's true you did bath. So likewise stop dismissing people's testimonies as lies simply because they don't have a concrete video/pic evidence


Stop creating false equivalence.
I am paying people for proof of the supposed supernatural. I am not going to pay for conjured up stories. If you claim it is true then it can be replicated. If you can't prove it that is not my problem and you are not entitiled to my time. I only want people that can prove their story. I am done talking to you. Good bye.

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