Men at Tshaulu village in South Africa are living in fear over a big male baboon that likes to grope and bonk human males. The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s battling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt its victims but rather performs sexual acts on the terrified victims and leaves.

One victim, George Chiunc said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down. “I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum” George said.

Five men were admitted to hospital after experiencing acute anal pains and fatigue. Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer. The baboon, which has been nicknamed Somizi travels alone and this, according to animal behaviour specialist is a strange occurrence because baboons are known to ravel in troops. One specialist, Lizzie McKenzie said “the baboon might be an outcast and chased away from its troop. That is why it is travelling alone but as to the reason it’s attacking only males, it beats me. I have never seen that behaviour in my 20 years in this field.”she said.

However, baboons live in a troop wherein a single alpha male mates with multiple females, while other males in the troop do not engage in mating, or leave the troop to mate with random females outside the troop.

Baboons mate according to female estrus cycles, which are around 30 days, following menstruation and ovulation, etc.
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There is another phenomenon today, it’s called Anthropocene era. It means, human presence has encroached and adversely altered natural ecosystems to such an extent that certain factors deviate from the norm. This is seen in India where animals that normally avoid human interaction begin randomly attacking human habitats and people without direct provocation. An animal such as a beta baboon male could conceivably become frustrated with constant human interaction while he is sexually frustrated by the alpha male. So the sexual attacks would be a result of human encroachment.
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When journalists visited the village, all male school kids were said to be wearing dresses as a preventative measure until the baboon has been dealt with.

Lo!

Hm. Inside life.

Homosexual in nature

rottennaija:
Homosexual in nature

yes true but no religion in nature

Baboon from hell!

TheSourcerer:
yes true but no religion in nature

hmmm

Your problem deal with it.. so long we no go hear say one sickness don dey spread

Now this is what will finally kick-start rapture...
I pity those cuts with tiny jeans

some poor ignorant people will believe this nonsense.... RAPE ko, GRAPE ni!!!

this news was filed under the SATIRE part of the newspaper, and pic is from a female baboon who was voted "Baboon Beauty Queen 2009”
a simple Google search of "MISS KRUGER NATIONAL PARK 2009” will confirm it

rottennaija:
hmmm

Why JW tho?
You post a lot about jws,

TheSourcerer:

Why JW tho?
You post a lot about jws,

Publicity

rottennaija:


Publicity

one word ? Seriously my nigga
I'm just more confused now

hmmm strange

Did I see menstruation? Baboons dey menstruate?

TheSourcerer:
one word ? Seriously my nigga
I'm just more confused now

The religion operates an insular community, where members are kept in trusting ignorance. Good deeds within the group are publicised and bad are hidden in order for the group to maintain a good name in the eyes of the public, even if they bad deeds put members at risk (like child sexual abuse).

In the same vein, bad deeds of the public and other religious groups are publicised (a confirmation bias to in-group members of how bad everyone is that is not in the group) while their good deeds are not, even minimised and sometimes, members are unaware of it. (I am speaking from experience)

Many believes are wrong, many of these believes have no bible support, many are just taking text out of context. So many policies are self serving. There is no real love and motivation to do good, no real true expressions of worship.

So why do I post about them? I'm creating the publicity using the Internet for current members and old to learn about their group.

rottennaija:


The religion operates an insular community, where members are kept in trusting ignorance. Good deeds within the group are publicised and bad are hidden in order for the group to maintain a good name in the eyes of the public, even if they bad deeds put members at risk (like child sexual abuse).

In the same vein, bad deeds of the public and other religious groups are publicised (a confirmation bias to in-group members of how bad everyone is that is not in the group) while their good deeds are not, even minimised and sometimes, members are unaware of it. (I am speaking from experience)

Many believes are wrong, many of these believes have no bible support, many are just taking text out of context. So many policies are self serving.There is no real love and motivation to do good, no real true expressions of worship.

So why do I post about them? I'm creating the publicity using the Internet for current members and old to learn about their group.

hmm seems you've got a whole lot on your hand though , I'm glad you gave me a little insight on this brother, @bolded Truer words have never been said