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Read And Comment. by TRUSTEDGUY: 1:04pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
IBO HUSBAND PLUS: > > 1. He is very loyal > > 2. He maintains monogamy > > 3. Could be very yielding/gullible > > 4. Gives you access to all his assets > > 5. Follows your advice and directions to the letter > > 6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness > > 7. Takes care of your kids > > Minus > > 1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money, > > spending money and spending money > > 2. May be semi-literate or illiterate. > > 3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth. > > 4. More likely to be crude and unrefined > > 5. Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus > > apprentices etc > > 6. May not be presentable > > 7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to > > explore. > > 8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive > > > > YORUBA HUSBAND > > Plus > > 1. Could be very romantic. > > 2. Could be caring > > 3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home. > > 4. Disciplines kids well > > 5. More white-collar career inclined > > 6. Literacy level is usually high > > Minus > > 1. More likely to philander > > 2. More likely to eventually marry another wife > > 3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections. > > 4. Could be highly assertive. > > 5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while. > > 6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it. > > 7. Family members may be given priority. > > > > EDO HUSBAND > > Plus > > > > 1. Believes in marriage 2. Takes care of you and your needs. > > Minus > > 1. May end up not taking full care of the kids > > 2. Could be very harsh > > 3. Does not take any nonsense > > 4. You may end up taking care of him > > 5. You cant cheat on him. > > > > URHOBO MAN > > Plus > > 1. Believes in marriage > > 2. Takes care of you and your children’s needs. > > 3. Loves to give good sex > > Minus > > 1. Get ready to have 16 children > > 2. You may end up taking care of him > > 2. You cant cheat on him. > > 3. His romantic nature is very harsh and forceful > > 4. Very demanding in bed > > 5. Be sure to accommodate two more wives, girlfriends and dont > > employ a pretty househelp. > > > > EFIK MAN > > Plus > > 1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your > > absence. > > 2. Is usually very religious > > 3. Hardworking > > 4. Good in bed > > 5. Quite organised and clean. > > > > Minus > > 1. Be prepared to have 12 kids > > 2. Your cooking may not be good enough > > 3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between. > > He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids > > 4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his > > fifties. > > > > HAUSA MAN > > Plus > > > > 1. Hardly believes in premarital sex. > > > > 2. Very religious > > 3. Takes care of you > > > > Minus > > 1. You may be wife number 4 > > 2. You may be wife number 4 at 14 > > 3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime. > > 4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family. > > > > Different kinds of Nigerian wives > > > the urhobo wife > > PLUS > > 1 always loyal/faithfully(cheating is outright abomination) > > 2 very hardworking and self reliant > > 3. Very F…… your brains out.(even when you are quarelling) > > 4. very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup,sea food specials > > 5 can persevere even in poverty conditions > > 6 accommodating if a second wife shows up > > 7 She's used to her working while you get high at home. > > 8 would lay down their life for their children and is very > > respectful to her in-laws > > 9. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner. > > > > MINUS > > 1 argumentative > > 2 stubborn > > 3 alcoholic tendencies > > 4 a high level of gra- gra > > 5 very very very vocal > > 6. very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears) > > 7 She'll short your booze ration > > 8 She respects you with serious warning. > > 9 Very sharp and wise to take action > > > > YORUBA WIFE > > > Plus > > 1. Very respectful to husband > > 2. Very respectful to in-laws > > 3. Most times educated > > 4. Yielding and submissive > > 5. Likes sex. > > > > Minus > > > > 1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you > > and after you. > > 2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office. > > 3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids > > 4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything. > > 5. May jazz you up. > > 6. Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala. > > 7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years > > of age. > > 8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the > > uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a > > peck. > > IBO WIFE > > > > Plus > > 1. Loyal to her husband > > 2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices. > > 3. Is very clean. > > 4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their > > head or even fight while the husband watches. > > 5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance > > of remarrying after kids. > > > > Minus > > 1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you. > > 2. After breaking the neighbors’ head will one day break yours. > > 3. Only regards you as a man if you have money. > > 4. Views love as spending power. > > 5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are > > ready and her real lover isn't. > > 6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers > > 7. Does not tolerate your in-laws and disrespects them. > > 8. May stop shagging you after 35. > > 9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she > > will become VERY in submissive and her family will finally remember > > what a useless in-law you are. > > 10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break > > your head. > > > > EDO WIFE > > > > Plus > > 1. Cannot cheat on you > > 2. Can also cook good food. > > > > 3. Looks after kids and you. > > 4. Very respectful > > 5. Most times well endowed. > > 6. Very thrifty > > 7. Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in > > hard times. > > 8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or > > dead. > > 9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she > > remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about. > > Minus > > 1. May have signed your death day the day you were married. > > 2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her. > > 3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady. > > 4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still > > staying in a room and parlor without you knowing. > > 5. May have done runs before you got married. > > 6. Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY > > kind of job > > > > > > HAUSA > > Plus > > 1. Everything good. > > Minus > > 1. If you are not a Muslim, no chance. > > 2. You may eventually have to show her were the promised land is. > > 3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark. > > EFIK/IBIBIO WIFE > > > > Plus > > 1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing > > is poison > > 2. She will also f, your brains out. > > 3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you > > misbehave. > > 4. Very clean. > > > > Minus > > 1. She will f, your brains out finally. > > 2. She will either be very slim, have an extremely large arse or > > be very short. > > 3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest > > hair. > > 4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f and feeding will keep > > you coming back for more. |
Re: Read And Comment. by kmoneyE(m): 1:11pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
hmm [size=25pt]welldone busybody~~Na your money be this oo so take am ~~[/size]
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Re: Read And Comment. by iyatrustee(f): 1:13pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
okay we don hear |
Re: Read And Comment. by mediatrix8(f): 1:43pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Is this FACT or OPINION? Nice to know it anyway. |
Re: Read And Comment. by Omolola1(f): 1:44pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
u try |
Re: Read And Comment. by 190: 1:52pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
LOL im an a ( ) hausa wife!! |
Re: Read And Comment. by freecocoa(f): 1:55pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Op nice write up but the everything good about the hausa wife isn't true. |
Re: Read And Comment. by xspirit(m): 2:10pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
can somebody tell me wat the [size=48pt]COW[/size] is realy saying i slept reading the tori |
Re: Read And Comment. by iyatrustee(f): 2:13pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
iya can help out but you owe me an apology for making me fall |
Re: Read And Comment. by Woke4all(m): 2:23pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Fact! |
Re: Read And Comment. by xspirit(m): 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
[size=18pt]@iya i tender my apology,that u manchester realy cut my attention i dont mind if u will let me turn it into my thearter of dreams (kia see endowement).[/size] |
Re: Read And Comment. by TRUSTEDGUY: 7:50pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
xspirit: Sorry ooo if I no fit cure your SLEEPING SICKNESS. |
Re: Read And Comment. by Dsense(m): 8:25pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
OP. Oya go and sleep!!! |
Re: Read And Comment. by Dyt(f): 8:30pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Shrugs shoulder so which r u takin |
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