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Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 11:53am On Dec 24, 2010 |
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Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by huowns9ja: 1:00pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
I've got so much paper people call me the mail I trap all other rappers you can say I'm a jail I just flow for fun forget cash or fame Therwag I must say I don't know why you came You're always spitting flows without a direction If I was your teacher men I'd give you detention And juicy girl I see your cup has run dry Next time make sure you pour more five alive |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 1:23pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Im breaking out of the limit Im telling you to free me Cos im in a lot of confusion i pray to God Our leaders delibrating on the plans to rob Our ladies prostituting cos they got no choice Give us a job or make us self employed This is the prayer that i say when im up in church No work no pay that all because our love is lost I can tell you the way but you got to trust Only prayer and faith can build us up Different things happening no one to talk They are afraid of what will happen if their hope is cut Keep up the light come on let the darkness die We got hope you need hope all we need is one more try |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 12:55am On Dec 26, 2010 |
Life Is So Short, And Death Is So Long Very Little's Right, The Rest Is So Wrong I Don't Wanna Blink, I Keep My Eyes Open Treachery's Afoot, Deep Lies Woven Vile As Whole, I'm Dark And A Downer Were Fish Out The Tank, Startin To Flounder In A New Element, All Of Its Irrelevant I Don't Trust The Government And Doubt Our Intelligence We're Socialy Insane, Focused On The Pain They Say Time Heals All But I Ain't Noticed Any Change Same 'ol Thing, Just Another Day We Don't Solve Our Problem We Jus Run Away Gloomy And Morbid, A Sculpture Remain Nameless Growin Up Outcasted In A Culture Full Of Brainless Zombies All Around, Fall Into The Deep End Lyin' In A Dream, All Of Us Are Sleepin' |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by babygat: 12:58am On Dec 26, 2010 |
my speach is killing em' ripping their superstecions as i invision a mission where my incision blows these rappers into millions cervillions winessing rap demolition lyrics as ammunition politicians should give rap a definition of a teenager killing the positions of opposition musicians with recognition when they have no lyrical ambition im a synical appasition of a miracle rapmatician typical serial cat clinical lyrical stats every syllable in raps catergorising fact with fiction |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by FatFish: 5:33pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
"Oh dear.. That's not very nice," said Dorothy. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 6:55pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Owp! SssssSsssh playa, what the f*uck was that!? Ya heard right nigga b!!tches, the Queen is back. I make it rain everyday, ya niggas bouce checks, I'ma pocadotted rainbow, ya niggas, just specks. I play harder than the hardest, spit venom like a snake, Every verse starts ya burial, C-ya at the wake!!!! It aint hard bein' hot when ya niggas luke warm, You jus p*ussy bumble bees, Queen Bee got the swarm. I been gone a long time but I'm back on the grind, Gotta bag full rhymes, and beats on the mind. I dare u ma fuckas to step up to the plate, I'll bust ya base balls on the first f*uckin date. I only try once cuz it flows in two's. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by FatFish: 7:13pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Sober people are boring. Only boring people feel sober. Only sober people feel bored. Boring people are boring and sober people are sober.. Can't be that bad being bored. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
THE VERDICT BATTLE OF BABYGAT VS JUICYGAL BABYGAT style 7 lyrical awareness 6 content 5 attack on opponent 4 humour 3 metaphor 7 Total 32/60 JUICYGAL style 7 lyrical awareness 5 content 8 attack on opponent 6 humour 6 metaphor 5 Total 38/50 JUICYGAL ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND THERWAG VS HURWON9JA HURWON9JA style 6 lyrical awareness 6 content 4 attack on opponent 9 humour 5 metaphor 7 Total 37/60 THERWAG style 7 lyrical awareness 5 content 8 attack on opponent 3 humour 5 metaphor 5 Total 33/60 HURWON9JA ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 2:42pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
TWIST Becasue of Fatfish's late inclusion, there will be a three way battle between babygat, therwag and fatfish to determine who will joing juicygal and hurwons 9ja in da final. This does mean that the final will be a three way battle between juicygal hurwons9ja and whoever wins between babygat therwag and fatfish. The person to make the final will be decided by juicygal hurwons9ja and ur host J UNIT, please note, same criteria for judging applies, this includes the new content of ATTACK ON OPPONENT. lyrics that are deemed to be pirated will be banned and any contestant who uses copied lyrics will automatically get a score of 0 so make sure you are original. JUICYGAL AND HURWONS 9JA, BE READY TO JUDGE AFTER ALL THREE HAVE DROPPED THEIR LINES. The person to go to the next round will be he artist who has the highest aggregate score. MAY THE BATTLES BEGIN, FATFISH THERWAG AND BABYGAT, THE SPOTRLIGHT IS ON YOU, |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:05pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
huowons9ja, and fatfish and babygat listen up Im a world class guy The best of its kind But you are a world class fool a real big fool You've been tripping lately Im tired of you Trying to woo my content and my girlfriend too Thank God she is faithful too You said you've been long in this game Let me teach you the game without the player no game thats why i got the best lyrical stage What do you want me to do I got my game you got no brain I will beat you with a Cain You will shout like baby baby hold me When im wrong you cant scold me You cant play on my right not to talk of take my life You motherfucking asshole A nigga gansta like Asewo I know you dont like me cos i diss you If you reply im gonna beat you I will never you but with my rap i will forever diss you |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 3:35am On Dec 29, 2010 |
@thweraja10, Hhhmmm i'm an inspiration to the game, you're after the fact we can battle even though i don't usually spit after the wack i hope nobody's not upset about me beatin you so soon but you're a pre-school rapper i had to put you to sleep by noon you're just a waste of space on NL no one acknowleges your existence you flow like fat people running, ya lyrics cant go the distance this is a head on collision and i'm running right through you you couldn't see me in the street dog i'm gunnin right through you my son will write through you, get what i mean your girl will have you raisin what i seeded and you call her your queen my rhymes are on display, i'm the Mona Lisa priceless you gotta speak up, cause its soundin like ya mic slipped (mic-holder still holdin his lol) do it like your girlfriend does, no tight lips your Ken Jennings, your fame is in jeopardy i will take you and your game out seperately when i'm done you fall apart like leprosy pick you up and do it again, dont mess with me |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 1:50pm On Dec 29, 2010 |
juicygal, no need to battle, u are safely thru to the final, you are a judge, no need to attack the person you ll be judging, safe your battles for the finals |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 2:22pm On Dec 29, 2010 |
let me know wen , cuz juicegirl can't wait any longer. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by Djdeji: 3:23pm On Dec 29, 2010 |
Can I join d contest ? Cause I believe am the best. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2010 |
Wow im waiting , where are the other contestants. Are they short of rap, |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by Djdeji: 8:58pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Rapping is my joy Thats why am a big boy I never play with toy I play like Van Nisteelroy I recoil my word and never make mistake I take oil and partake in eating cake When I throw the coin it rings like it wanna boil When I play ball it drops to the soil Any body who annoys me I'll use my voice 2 make noise Rapping makes my day When I lay on my waist. There's always pain But I always look straight and wait For God's time cause it never fail My rap kill like raid I always get fame everytime I play I pop a bottle of champagne in my campaign in Ukraine. So don't say am insane whe u see me in flame. I never blame anyone cause am on top of my game Rapping is like gamble I make it flow like I don't struggle I jerk it hard like I don't huzzle People hear it like they are in the jungle. Me and my fans are like two of a kind dat tangle I always bubble and never get to fumble. I win it double. I don't give a poo whether anybody rumble with me. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 11:24am On Dec 31, 2010 |
@ babygat, because of ur late entry, u have been disqualified. @DJDEJI, SORRY TOO LATE TO JOIN. juicygirl and hurwons 9ja u can judge nw, pls judge before the end of today, fatfish or therwag, make ur votes NOW |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 11:38am On Dec 31, 2010 |
J Unit nice Judgement there. So lets hear you final view the other judges. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by Agbesanya(m): 11:56am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Am doing my job in the name of God any jjc who want to spoil my job will recivce the hammer of god not in ju but ja |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 3:22pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
i dont get it, who do i judge? |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 12:19am On Jan 03, 2011 |
@ juicygal, look at last raps of fatfish and therwag, wu is better, use da same judging criterai as i used. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 2:59pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Juicy Girl its like you dont understand, for now you have been made a judge to judge between me and fatfish. Whoever wins out of us will battle you. Ok SO Juicy girl we are waiting for your judgement. thanks. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
while we wait for jicygal, heres my verdict FATFISH style 5 lyrical awareness 6 content 5 attack on opponent 5 humour 6 metaphor 5 TOTAL 32/60 THERWAG style 7 lyrical awareness 6 content 5 attack on opponent 8 humour 6 metaphor 6 TOTAL 38/60 BASED ON MY VOTES, THERWAG WINS. IF JUICYGALS SCORE AND MY VERDICT IN AGGREGATE IS THE HIGHEST, THEN THERWAG WILL ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 2:49am On Jan 04, 2011 |
THERWAG style Excellent lyrical awareness Good content Good attack on opponent Excellent humour Excellent metaphor Fair FATFISH style Fair lyrical awareness Poor content Fair attack on opponent Poor humour Fair metaphor Poor congratulations THERWAG FATFISH Disqualified. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 8:57am On Jan 04, 2011 |
Juicy girl nice one there. So J Unit what next? |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 3:33pm On Jan 04, 2011 |
THE FINAL IS HERE THERWAG VS JUICYGAL VS HURWONS9JA BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE, REMEMBER TO ATTACK OPPONENTS, INCLUDE HUMOR. MAY THE SICKEST RAPPER WIN, IF U DONT PUT IN UR LINES ON TIME U MAY BE DSIQUALIFIED |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 4:25pm On Jan 04, 2011 |
Im invisible look through me its visible HURWONS9JA You can count on me like how the people count money Juicy gurl says she loves me but she dont even know me Im not a player Juicy girl all you need is prayer Im a big boy HURWONS9JA wanna make me a bad boy Im a fine boy even Juicy girl call me young blood Im coded more than HURWONS9JA im blended I said im a born again i live my life for Christ sake Juicy girl is a run away thats why ran away And i told her not to come again I got a good look go check me out on facebook I got a fine face your boy friend can never be my ex date You wanna dare me juicy girl do not dare me You always wanted i will make you forever wanted I love this competition cos im a Naija boy I do this for the street cos that's a Naija song cos i was made in Nigeria produced in this Area Juicy girl and HURWONS9JA are sold out Cos im the soldier that make them always sell out Cos im the hero of adventure, the Royal Ambassador The Gladiator the Knight always fighting for your right HURWONS9JA try to run from left to right I take him off the sky Im a compatriot, your companion I make juicy girl and HURWONS9JA a commotion I do this for my Nairaland, cos this is my coutry land I just want all you guys to understand its only J Unit that can comprehend |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 2:37am On Jan 05, 2011 |
f*** this im here to diss your queers can listen well im double fistin your ears pissin in your mouth do here what im sayin i come from the south when im sprayin the alphabet layin it down not neglecting the facts i commit negative acts thweraja10 you wont be able to live when i cripple your back as vicous as a pitbull ,ytz no u dont know me im known localy im going to choke you till there no life left in the i left a knife in your knee well your wifes humping me if you wanna trifle with me it will be like jumpin off the eifel tower i can see you cowar you coward your not a man i got a plan lets see if you understand you wont breath when your under the land with gasoline i stand candle in my hand and lighter im a rap writer your a biter i have the insight to fight with my heart dont start with me cause see you have to be smart someone who doesnt still by clothes at k-mart my blows leave my opponents retarded im omnipetent its evident i leave you brain parted i make rain turn to fire i burn you with pure desire now are you sure you were the best in a perfect world there is no contest you dont have to try to suceed im gonna make you die and bleed your a fake you cant even read i feed a stake to your eusophagus which takes you to a circophagus you f*aggs dont understand when i bust i muster all my strength and you wonder why i go at length your thunder im lightning which is more frightning despite the things you say i think your gay you take it in the rear you say it was cause of the beer but its cause your queer illiterites fear my sh!it when they hear it they always try and mirror it well here this is it im done my buisness time to get out this ryhme b4 i diss you blind if you listen youll find i left the rest behind im the best cause my mind is intertwined with a mental infestation for your information i break through your dental without hesitation if there was a classification for me it be a rap masturbation mc for the duration of your life youll be wondering if your cifes were even half as good i'll laugh cause you should already know im deadly and u just blow this is it for now i must go. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 2:46am On Jan 05, 2011 |
Ha! HURWONS9JA w're d fucck are you? I remember the time when I broke your wrist You ran off and cried in the mist You may not admit it but I insist Hello face meet my fist I'm a n00b standing out in the crowd Shoutin out my lyrics nice and loud This lil' rap battle aint just a game You have to put power you have to aim I know what i'm doing I aint just rhyming And i'm reminding While you are sitting there helpless I snipe from above I pull the trigger with no love Quit hiding come out of the house I'm like a cat and your like the mouse Except this ain't like tom and jerry it's gonna be the opposite i'll eat you like a berry You wanna see something funny just look at your face The president almost kissed you but your looks hit him like a mace he took one look he took a breath and fainted 9JA man, your face is tainted all you little fools with your little half-rhymes i'd prefer much more if you were just mimes you wouldn't speak you'd just act out pretending your trapped in a water spout |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:59pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
Juicy girl Im better than you cos you are worser than HURWONS9JA Im a nice Rap MC you are just an apple girl Juicy I dont really like your sour juice i'll prefer you get me the real juice Im the finest im the greatest if you shout too much i will give you silence Im the best above the rest cos lyrically im blessed and no man can curse I rap the mic makes me a rapper but juicy girl cant cant even wrap her cloth Now we see the ass behind the wrapper Cos im so coded, like like the juice from the fridge im really blended Juicy girl im tired of your lame rhyme pls gimme a nice rhyme Cos im moving out for summer i got no time for fake rappers Cos all other rappers are sold out and knocked down by my rhymes like a trailer coming from the center check out my profile i got too much credit to my hand badge Juicy girl you got no standerd i will knock you out before the end time HURWONS9JA is disqualified thats makes me the best i got the top mic |
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