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Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 6:39pm On Jan 05, 2011
i'll smash you like king kong, leave you wit no bong
have you beggin for your life in a song
listen to the words that come from the soul
my style is immortal, it never gets old
you say your rhyme like a trailer, well i spit hail
my rhymes are so cold, they tried to put me in jail
wanna bus a rail, i'm hammered like a nail
i'm funny like Monty Pythons holy grail
i'm a burn your f*cking a*ss from the outside, you in?
i'll leave you on the ground, burning in "AHH" with charred skin
you're waiting to hear what i'm a say next
hanging off my words like melted skin off your chest
you know i'm tha best, moved from east to west
spreading bush fires watch what i hit next
step the f*ck back,eh yo this aint over
i leave you dried up in a crop like a stover
eh yo i'm juicy and i dont pack heat
you better retreat, cause you're spittin off beat
you're a novice and i'm an elite
i throw you off the dock with you're concrete feet
i'm sorry for this, for being so terrible
its not my fault, your a*ss is so unbearable
you're on this plain and i'm on a new plateau
you gotta learn to flow, so you can have that glow
i'm a musician of the old tradition
rap about whatever in any condition
this style has been around since the beginning of creation
yo "HURWONS9JA" , my style and your style could be a verbal formation
eh yo i'm in the zone, twistin like a cyclone
you better not be alone when you face the unknown
in the event of an extended descent
you better pack a tent and be ready to represent

yo skillz you better stop biting sh!it man!

Juicy on da Mic
Peace!
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 7:46pm On Jan 05, 2011
pls dont be a first class bitch
cos you are a girl of sixteen
your moral is getting down day by day
is your IQ really functioning i cannot say
if you think you are improving come and explain
With a lot of commotion you cant survive
i got the licence to live as i please
Juicy girl take it easy dont arrass me pls
You'll have to take your life if you wanna be more than me
cos my name is thweraja or cant you see
im a naija hip hop star why are you doing like this
cos i was grounded iniated to be a man alone
i was framed i was trained to live a life of hope


Juicy girl is an after one but she doesnt care
Everyone keeps advicing she never cares
She wanna flex now she is a pregnant girl
She is the reason for her malady
the cause of all this tragedy the reason why she always weeps
She is never really right for me so i bouce her off like Indomie
She was a girl so easy like the A B C
She will be the last girl for me like the X Y Zeee
All the guys can count her style like the 1 2 3
She was an old little girl claiming sweet sixteen 5
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2011
eh you lets flow, why bother even battle
what chu holdin a mic for baby, here a rattle
i heard that your liar, don't even tattle
this is a slaughter house and i'll kill you like cattle
listen to my sound that surrounds your whole mound
be careful not to drowned in my words on the ground
who wants to battle, you can pick any topic
here's a little time, i'm going off to the tropics
whenever you ready, come and find me
mine where you step, look out for the debris
i'm stuck on people like a tick that wont go away
i'll cut you into pieces, and sitck you in the bay to decay
don't delay, what you'll say today
i'd rather you obey than run a stray
today is the day, i survey the land
i eat and absorb you with my digestive gland
do you understand, what you have to do?
or are you going to sit there, not having a clue
i'll pursue, you through the greatest depths of hell
burning flesh, hair and bones and you handle the smell
i can't even tell, and i can't even see
my eyes are burnt to the third degree
but, i can still sense you weak a*ss power
i don't need sight to be able to devour
how did i get to the top of this tower
my skin is getting burnt by this firey shower
if my body gets burnt and melts right down
i'll still have my spirit and soul is world renown
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 6:35pm On Jan 06, 2011
Dont think you can beef me cos you too quack to contest me
Nobody can try me i remain the number one nobody can test me
Juicy girl wanna be my wify i would have love her if only she got spicy
Im the number one contender, bartender i still remain your commander
Im the future of hiphop but you are a past tense the loser I left you in a coma
I know you really want me cos you place no one above me
you try to rhyme me cso i got the best beat
No one can test me even if you you read medicine
I got a nice skills sure your boyfriend wanna be like me
Juicy girl wanna spice me with her stinky pinky panties
My lyrics is just like punches like a boxer i will blow you out of this ring
Im the champion the lyrical heavy weight Champion
I just keep posting but you can never be like me
Im the greatest no need to contest if im through with you are gonna protest
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 4:34am On Jan 07, 2011
i'm the penetratin force herdin you like obstacles
better cease to flow i'm gonna proceed unstoppable
i'm the cancer in ya body never cease to grow
feel the acidity of my flow burnin straight into ya soul
you got boils on ya skin, i spit fire like acid rain
ya bad luck must suck like gettin cut up to co-caine
juicy girl at the pinnacle of this rap game insane
like burnin cynical using crack lights with big flames
give a damn if i'm mean i'm a super natural bein
comes with the territory slaughterin cynical a*ss feens
you f*uck b!itches till ya d*ick turns green
still sobbin the cradle f"uckin around with pre adolecent teens
i'm steady ready like machines prepared like fine cuizine
verbally kill to lay you out in a hurst style limousine
check ya jeans no change just a rock thats the topic
and theres a rocket in my pants while theres nothin in ya pocket
let me give you a lyrical picture like locket
head smashed like cigarette buds ashed into eye sockets
never the less i'm blessed like space ships i rock it (choof!)
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 9:07am On Jan 07, 2011
Just like the smoke im going to choke you
Even like facebook im going to poke you
Im the first thing you'll forever remain the last thing
You call yourself juicy but you are just to fake to spice me
You are on a long thing cos i swear nobody can beat me
I will give you silence cos thats the best answer not violence
You wanna contest me even your role model cannot dare me
Im sure you love me cos i see you tripping
Im the kind of guy your boyfriend wish to be
I got my swag on so i kiss your ass off
Im so real indeed nobody can fake me
Your rhymes never sound better than the nursery rhymes
LIke the moderators i will ban you for life for confrontation
Im not your mate its high time you try to check the grave
Im the special one the whole world knows there is no other one
For now im stepping out i give you a word for you to understand
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 5:43pm On Jan 07, 2011
I'm not you're average everyday type of gangster,
My lines so mad they make you look like a wanksta,
kick you in the right spot, pop you with my best shot,
six o'clock meet me by the dock at the crack spot,
ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies,
coz my gat is so big it pops hoes twice you size,
I rise to the occasion, my grace is amazin,
i'll Bleep with your mind just like an algebra equation,
I'm juicy so don't go nowhere,
coz I'm known to go loco, so coco beware,
no pain relief when I'm having beef without the jerky,
its tough like tits, but I got more stuff that turkey,
hurt me, hurt me, then leave me alone,
when I'm upset, I'm breaking shit like turbo in ozone,
I'm prone to snap, and pop a gangster in a hurry,
So don't try to pop me, coz you'll just unleash my fury.
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 6:57pm On Jan 07, 2011
I need no introduction i take responsibility for my actions
Im the best you dont wanna dare me you are the next
You dont even hae to dare it
Niggas call you asshole you can see my name shinning glass glow
You see me threading like the twitter cos i ma poke you like the facebook
I will confess you with my rhymes dress you like a modshit
Cos the mic gives me rhyme and my rhymes describ my life
My life is worth the time i think its time i make you understand
I will kidnap you in the Delta take you donw my river niger
You said you were juicy i wish you got the sweet things
Im your master your chairman your lyrical area father
You can never be my princess like 911 you close to distress
Im forever young in my lifetime you cant stay 1 year cos you got a lifespan
My lyrics blazzing hot you wish i should have stop
Cos im invicible you look through me its visible
I break you down and make the demon in you say goo bye
This is just the start you wanna pack your bag
I cant take you dont the aisle cos you are just too cheap to be my type
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 11:37pm On Jan 07, 2011
You know we both know your easy to erase
i'm keep you around so i can still talk shi!t directly to your face
this battle was won along time ago, ask anyone here
everyones asking "why you battling this queer"
I say because he's a b!itch still frontin
I could love-vendor you off, but b!itch your worth nothin
b!itch you aint iced out, your played out
this is the high point in your life, then you'll fade out
I know your gay, i wasn't asking it was a statment
your a little bi!tch, still living in river niger basement/
in this battle you play the gay guy
if you kidnap me, then the rap game well die
lmao, your aint the best, ur b!itch a*ss never was
the sh!it i spits so good, its literally givin you a buzz
dont' battle back, well all understand, i'll give you a chance to hid
with rymes like that, heres a good excuse for you " i wasn't in the right state of mind"
I know you'll try to flip my bars like most guys
if you didn't catch it, then they key word in that sentence was "try"
yo kid, your not my master, so who verified that sh!it
i'm giving you another chance to leave the game
take you and your delta crew, and don't forget that wack name
sh!it right from the start, i knew i'd take you
get out of the game, i said, or imma f*ucking make you
took you along time to post with a rap
not even a desent one,because of that rap, your took yourself off the map
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:42pm On Jan 10, 2011
This is my business i got no time for all this rap sickness
I will hit you so hard with a bit of kindness
Cos in tired of your madness
Im the greatest cos i come first you will forever come next
In this contest I will come out the winner like Star quest
You know im a pop star i will intoxicate you like a can star
Check out my swagga 10 years come you can never get up to my shoulder
You think you can rap i guess you know this is not wrapper
Cos im a rapper i drop my punchlines better than fake rappers
Im the lyrical maradona punch rhymes David Beckham
Im the world lyrical champion like Tyson i will blow you off with tension
Your beats are offline your lyrics is downtime
do you like my Mini Mini Mani moo your rhymes are off the flow
My rhymes are sharp more than sword
They kill faster more than guns
My rhymes lives forever even when im gone
The life im living is frenzy but your life got me crazy
You said you are out of juice cos your juice is sour juicy
Juicy girl come and see my girl is the queen of effizy
Im the king still the king cos i rule every city
Im a guru, the rap king supernatural human
But you the mumu the mugu that makes me go voodoo
cos your name sounds fake i dont care to know your face
If you think you got a game lemme show you the way
You aint got no game cos all you do is fake
If you see me on the street you got to postrate cos im not your mate
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 7:20pm On Jan 10, 2011
Yo thweraja10 I'll be using Voodoo against you,
because no 1 smells as much as you do.
f*ckin gay
aint u glad
i treat you like my fu*kin punch bag
I got talent you can't have!
Your my feast i eat u for supper
I'm not all there in the head i'm a nutta!
i'm from the north east
I'm a shithot rapper like Twisted beast!
Your raps don't even know how to increase!
Because everyword you say begin to Seace!
I aint earnin your respect
Because i got betta shit to deflect
like me i might be a reject
I'ma comm at you like a rocket
I'll smack you in the face before you reach for yo pocket!
your aint a fu*kin maradona u aint like Tyson
a juicy is the nearest thing you could get to a p*ussy!
f*ckin Jock strap
you can't rap
U can't kiddie fiddle nothin but yo pap!
Your like Michael Jackson playin with da kids!
You'd bet a italian orphan with a ten dolla bid!
f*ck it i only came back to show you who's the best!
I'm your rescue try n shoot me down with a bullet proof vest!


Try me!
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2011
My flows comes natural i wanna battle you physical
cos im so spcial You need a teacher to teach you ABC
I will lay you down like 123 delete you like my SPAM box
Give you my lyrical nice punch im sure you've seem me in the newspaper like Sun And Punch
You think you can battle me i'll make you go through hell you can never baffle me
Like a b*itch dog i will ask you hust to kiss my ass
You are no big deal cos when im through with you it will seem to you like film trick
Im move on fast lane like the BRT so clear like the BBC
You make decision like the NFA so dumb like the NTA
My name is hip hop i will attack like a gun shot
Strip you like a house boy may you suffer like the Tom boy
You are tall like the Hennessy outdated last the first century
I'll sting you with my lyrics choke you with my music
You are the animal that makes me set my trap
COs i hate to hear all your trash
i will lay you on the mat trash you down your yanch
i will give you a dirty slap
I hate to rap with b*i*t*c*h*e*s cos they cant take care of my dishes
Not to talk of doing their duties
Now u can see that im the real thing and you are the long thing
I will make you mad no need to flaunt it cos u are no big deal
You told me to try you but i cant even see you
Im your worst nightmare you pray never to see me
You can never make me tire cos i enjoy rolling you around like a tyre
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 11:09pm On Jan 10, 2011
thweraja10 is shit scared and white as a ghost
You already lost when u deleted my SPAM box

Only art-official-intelligence is your rhymes Irrelevance
You talk about ABC and 123 you little kid
But your the whack f*ck that has to cheat to win
I seen the way you flow and grapple
And what i seen is you only post your side of the battle

Took your fagget a*ss 2 days to reply where as mine are freestyles
Meanwhile your drinking piss out my penile senile mother f*ucker
Stick to what your good at, Suckin c*ock for rock d*ick sucker

I Damage you and your pivots breaking the law's of physics
You cause disasters because the NL would rather die then listen to your whack lyrics

You talked about using guns You nervous wreck
Your a broken man i'll twist your spinal cord n break ur neck
Lyrically you couldn't 'bag' on a dead b*itch

I stepped and pissed on your virtues and hurt you more then your busted anus do
You said, you will sting me but your rhymes are incorrect
If you were half as tight as your girls p*ussy, id show u some respect
But your rhymes are no affect. just swings and misses
No decent disses you should be rhyming about hugs n kisses

Yeah i said you should try me emcee's out the water
Everyone knows your a gay porn exporter
And a drug snorter molesting your own daughter

10 raps on here because hes got stage fright
They see his face and immediatley close there eye site
You incited the fight against me you whack mc

your Makin lyrics while Soothing a crack buzz
Yeah your spittin ill shit, but sorta the shit a camel-does
You repeat used verbs like a budgie does
Im piercing through your shit you filthy amateur

Your delta huh, your whackness is evident
You gays talk like retarded americans

Hitting you with a harmonious flow that ain't harmless
N serves you like a pharmacist

Your dizzy and dazed like a snapped antenna
Leave all your clique and family 'Swollen Members'
You couldn't light up the screen if you had a torch
You're just another nerdy fake rapper like scott storch
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2011
You are blabbing like a baby
I know you are no saint like Sister Mary
I know you act crazy
You are the best wack rapper
I will hit you like a dump monster
Like a player i will dribble you off the coast like dullard
You hink you got some naira
i will make you work hard just for you to smell a copy of my dollar
I will delete you to the trash bin
your IQ is so low like an upgraded computer
You are running out of time cos you are running down like the tide
I'll sweep you off like tsunami i will make you old as your granny
I got attitude i will freez you with my lyrical magnitude
I will make you go solitude cos im celebrating my greatest yeletude
Im a home boy you are my house gurl
Im hip hop you are ripped off
I will tie you with a rope like a bull dog
You are quackiest the best quack giant
Check out my profile im the incredible bull dozer
You said you are juicy a money making b*itches
You suck like a sour beans you are stocked like the mortuary
Juicy i wish you smell like vanilla but you are tasteless like water
I will crash you like the thunder control you with my server
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 9:48pm On Jan 11, 2011
u said im blabbing like a baby , ,.
okay then work this out
why the f*uck cant YOU spell think u spelt hink
man thats a school boy error, u f*ucked up worse then a torn umbrella in storm full of rain, explain
Bitc*h you werent in this, you can get it too
Just because your rhymes are miserable
My shi*t blows off like a f*uckin missle
Before you read all of this get a tissue
Because you'll cry when its over like your career
actually it never started cause no one like you here
It's suicide, You dare step to this?
You'd have better luck just slittin your wrist
Whats sad is you werent even on my list
It's sad how you bi*tches just wanna get dissed

Tryin to give niggaz fear?
Your lyrics are the only thing that is wack and needs intensive care
Still tryin to figure out why your here
Cause I heard this shi*t was for the skilled
Not young teenagers with lyrics that are bullsh*it filled
I dont know y im freestylin for you with this talent you should be billed
Don't worry lil f*aggot, doesnt matter u just got killed

Maybe Spittin tha lick always gets dissed for suckin the di*ck
Its probably because he does and thats why he made no fuss
When I dissed him he didnt even bust back
Its a fact of life,
he'll grow up with a "life partner" no wife
But I guess he must give good dome
Because you here spittin for him on the microphone
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 4:35pm On Jan 12, 2011
I seems to hard for you like a puzzle
You feel to proud you think you can fumble
I will diss you to make you calm and humble
I will beat your with my rhymes to make you rough and rumble
I dont need to struggle cos everything i need comes in double
Pls no need to ask me if you got any question ask google
Im a street boy i make money , flex and bubble
Im a star in the sky i give you light like the candle
You dont wanna rough handle cos im the best in your hood too hot to handle
I shine and glow i represent naija like GLO
Its high time you know that you are quack and slow
Just like open and close i will u worst than a ghost
I will try to battle me i will make you sweat through the go slow
Im your master i give you order that makes you always wonder
Im the master card, Im the master key i got the code to the keys
Check out my swaaga there no another
Im the best you can think i will leave you to ponder
Im your hero better than Okiro
I look too dull i drunk you with Vino Tinto
I got the right magnitude i hate your attitude
I will make you lost forever in the Universe Altitude
You wanna try me ok battle me come and rhyme me
Im the greatest you are so fool of yourself like the basket
Rest in peace im giving you the hip hop casket
To bury your madness cos you are not my type girl!
You need to get some sence cos i tired of trying to give you more sence
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 7:57pm On Jan 12, 2011
im right above it
flying in the night
so high i can can practically touch the sky
im the gal who can rhyme and spit lines
till my eyes shine up and glo
i can see my friend your new to this
so ima spew some silly sh!it
ill turn you blue and move you quick
till your eyes are red like a rubix-prick
oh, so you want me to start dissing?
i’ll be so harsh i’ll send you to perdition.
when I’m done with you, you’ll need a walking stick,
i’ll be so cold, that you’ll think you’re in the arctic,
before now, I never knew you didn’t have a di!ck,
but luckily for your mum, I still got one for her to lick.

ok kid, don't make no mistake,
you obviously fake
why else wud you try to partake
in this fight
when my lyrics are so tight
you better learn to be polite
or else you'll wind up dead
yeah damn right, i'm not your type
your f*ucked in the head
got a di!ck through the brain
you ain't got nothing to gain
when you spitting people like "what is this shi!t"
sound less like you rappin and more like a bad acid trip
in a race like this there's no question, you gonna come last
if i have to i will walk all up and down your a*ss
i think u need a filter installed between your brain and your mouth
so u don't keep chattin' 'bout something that u know nuthin' about
you keep ranting and raving
thinking you misbehaving
thinking u can give me a smack
f*uck u, i'll sock u back
hey is this g on crack
he tries to speak but all i'm hearing is "quack quack"
so now i've finished
your chance of winning has been greatly diminished
i end my spit
with my rhyme and wit
an instant hit
so that’s it
what the bleep is the matter with you? You sad dude!
all i gotta do to destroy you is to click submit.
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 9:05pm On Jan 12, 2011
Like a bad habit you are dead and gone
I killed you off like a gun
I will be a role model when im gone
Im the best among the rest
You give a standing ovation stand erect
I hate fakers claiming to be rappers
Cos i aint a ganstar juicy gurl is a f*ucking n*igga
Im breaking you like a like a bridge seeking a divorse
I will flog you like a kid that act stubborn
I love eating crackers that why i call you dumb a*ss
let me upgrade you with hip hop i can elevate you
You sound stupid you said i never meant to be foolish
I got no time for the damn post from your heart
The call me kindness cos i refuse to be heartless
You wanna rap me sometimes you make me ask why me
cos you are dumbest all you need is silence cos you are toolow to my type girl
Let me blend you elevate you cos im going to downgrade you
I will wipe your a/ss off like a monkey
I got more money i willmake you beg for it like dunkey
Im your teacher just get it cos the truth could be bitter
You are lost at last i found you like the prodigal
You wanna try me i bet you never try me
Im here for you cos im here for real
Im the best thing that can ever happen to you
Cos i improve your soundness i make you stop madness
Concentrate on your weakness cos that can not make you get there
This is my last test i will put you through the lab test
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 11:52pm On Jan 12, 2011
I’m a vigilante, an undercover soldier on a mission
Walkin’ through the concrete jungle, holdin’ on my pistol
Don’t mess with this soldier ‘cause this soldier’s got some issues
You don’t wanna end up sobbin’ or blowin’ on some tissues
This is the sort of sh!it your grown folks should get into
Let me tell you about the obstacles I’ve been through
I’ve jumped over hurdles, I’ve swam underwater
I’ve fallen off cliffs and I’ve ran with the horses
I’ve crawled through tunnels, I’ve passed assault courses
Fought like a tiger and kicked a*ss like a taurus
But this ain’t some bull in a china shop sh!it
I control the whole NL just like a Microsoft chip
I fire shots quick like a violent arsonist
I’ve climbed these hard steps just to meet my highest target
My entire arts list of tracks is just a flyin’ start
Of a lifespan of writin’ songs and I enjoy it

Clarifyin everythin they know imma G
So you battle me and nigger you'll be deceased
I take your brain out and eat It like pizza
I scrap your skin out and eat you alive like im a human eater
Im westernizin my flow and to activate the shot
That will bust ya head open when i unload the glock
I show no mercy to you rappin crap
Cause in 5mins you'll be history and that be that
Jus immatuer kid tryina get himself killed
I squeeze your eyes out swallow it like a pill
I throw you in the dcause you got no skill
Your flow so fake cause none of it is real
Take your best shot while my eyes is closed
Im gettin you shut down citag i act like im overdosed
You so aged but a sick head nager
Next time i see you, you will be a dead player
So recognize me im comin with the heat
To burn you up and take your ashes and throw it in the wackers street
Cause this so called thweraja10 call himself the best rapper
Don't let me hear you say that again, or you end up in a pit of 6 feet
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2011
You talk shit crap you claim it to be rap
I cant buy you as a scrap cos my level seems too high
Im the best i go high but you are cold so you cant fly
Im tired of your childs game i got money i got fame
I let you go with your ugly face
You are too quack for my like sake
You wish your boy friend was my name sake
I will make you lie like a dead corpse
You are so crazy like the dread lock
Im more than a wiz kid i will ping you with my BB
Check out my CC i got copyright you can never steal me
Im boxed up this is your last bus stop
Im not retiring cos i will keep on firing
You lack attitude you got no gratitude
I will put you on promo cos you lost your solo
Like a shit i will flush you in the closet
This is your last chance
You better make your last wish
Like a dieing man i will let you write your whole will
you are a kid im just going to scold you
I cannot wife you cos you are too old for my like
Its high time i cut you like a bread with a knife
No retreat no surrender i will resist you like a bartender
I will wipe you ass like flood you will see me like a little god
This is just a warning and i can see you yawning
Rap is a real business that not meant for kids like you
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 4:42am On Jan 14, 2011
You have no life and you a disgrace
Don't even look at yo self in the mirror or ya see yo ugly a*ss face
My verses will expose b!itches like you tryin to diss
Keep talking sh!it and ill leave you in the uunknowning abyss
God made me to be the creator
My rhymes are greater, the best you'll amount to in your life is a waitor
I dont think you will understand the next verses because of the vocabulary i use, so go get a translator
My rhymes will elevate me so high it will be like a reversed gravity
leave you full of so many w*holes, it'll look like you have infite chest cavities
You wish you had my abilities, my vesatillity and flexability
I wont ley you vanish because ill enialate you, ill make you wish you knew invisibility
Destroy fake bitches like you isnt a choice its a responablitity
My bombs bring more chaos than a terrorist attack operation
Leaving you foaming at the mouth because of ur frustration
My rhymes are more famous than the decloration
Make you commit your own suicide wothout any explanation
Bringing the verbal apocaplyse like the book of revelation
If you think i wish my boy friend was your name sake thats a misinterptation
ll give your girl a permanant sensation, so she wil have to use masterbation for all eternity¸
You cannot win, go join a ferternity
Trust me im not afraid to kick your di*ck, fake a*ss trick
I would continue with this diss but i find it pointless
If i continue to school you i might leave you jointless
Crossing you over like jordan when i step to the right
You went to the left, now you want to try and fight
Kid dont mess with the best, i might leave you on the floor like a mite
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:24pm On Jan 14, 2011
You are so ignorant like a monkey
No wonder i keep riding you like a donkey
I remain the best you wanna make me your hommie
You are just too old i can never make you my sugar mummy
I know your ways are cunny
Im so hot like goldie Indispensable like money
I know you got a brown teeth thats why its hard for you to show it
Your lyrics lack originality thats why you are wordt in this society
You are so fake like the China phones
I wanna upgrade you like the vista
I will take you through a distance to make you are my junior
You smell bad like a she goat cos your boyfriend is a he goat
I speak through out my life time I let you have the lime light
you are so beautiful you contess for the Miss Dog
No wonder every one call you juicy dog
Im not your mate girl im hot like fire girl
Im so addicted to the mic While you are addicted to my rhyme
Im so sweet like an hot cake
I make you go offline like NEPA
You are lazy your arms to lame like a lepper
I might blend you with a blender if you are hard i will grind you with a grinder
You look like a moster that why you can hardly hit me harder
Check out your stigma I cant stand it even in winter
You are a bloody dilema i will flush you out like a bad habit
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2011
Man thats was pretty mothafuckin good
But i still dont think yo lines could survive in my hood.
Ill eat u like a mc Donald dolla wrap
My rhymes hit u hard den exploited like da atomic bomb
ill have ya like a little boy cry from ya mom
Man ill have u wrapped up in plastic in ya casket
Wit cracks so u can sink in da botton of da ocean f*aggot
Im like an infection I start from ya cell den ya blood stream
Wen I take over your body u gonna wish u was in hell doin a gay scream
Man I am gangsta dats wat I do I step out of bounds
Ill have u runnin like a f*uckin a*ss w*ank getting chase by my pits and hounds
U can’t get sicker than me even if u had da swine flu
And u cant even catch me even when im sleepin on u
You're a punk b!itch rapper on NL battle
In dis sh!it right here i'm da wolf and your da little cattle
Did you have to get my boyfriend involved
Now its time for me to get this problem resolved
Ill take your girl to the garden centre
Shuv a plant up her a*ss till it kills her placenta
And y the f*uck would i wonna be ya mate
Watch out ima bout to make ya see da light
You said you remain the best rapper
But for me you remain the saddest rapper
I blow your brain out of this game
Then you will realize you a lame
I'll f*uckin sufficate ya a*ss with my f*uckin plastic Wrap
Homie im the fastest juicygirl, on the mic im the baddest clap
Ya a*ss betta get back before this ground start crackin fast
I'll gash out ya eyes so you'll have a dim sight
Nigga im a killa dont make me spill ya blood and take ya slim right
Homie im done wit this b!itch cuz he aint sh!it to a blood,
My mut will sick his a*ss, chomped him up an scuff him good!
Get a mic and show me what ya really spit!
Nigga i kill MC's on the set if they think they the REAL sh!it!
Take the wooden spoon and f*ucking mix up some new years juice
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2011
Who is this juicy girl I will ring you high like a jingle bell
You are a street girl selling drugs in a kilogram
I aint no fake you can check out my hologram
Im a big boy i make money with money gram
You got a low IQ you can charge it with a kilowatt
Im a fine boy you can tag me the millionaire
You are downgraded in the coffin
I wanna upgrade you like the vista
You really make me laugh sometimes
Im hot cool and im one of a kind
You are an a*ss hole nigga trying to make money faster
Such a f*ucking ganster I will leave you with yo mama
Im the best in this game You are the worst insane
Because of all you do is fake so it doesnt pay
No work no gain thats the result and your shame
I would have smack you but you are to thin no where to handle
Im the heavy weight champion you dont need to argue
Im your father in this rap business im your master
Just like the time bomb you wont last for an hour
Im the future of Hip hop any where i go i do the street stuff
Im the real don you are useless like a packet of condom
You are corrupted program you got virus in your system
You are too local i bet this is not your business
I have a dream some day you will rap my style
You can not dey im better than you no need to waste your time
Im not your locals may be you check my profile
You can never test me cos im too hot more than a candy
Im sure you dont like it thats why im giving it hard like Goldie
You dont f*uck with me I will write you off like my shit
You dont mess with me cos i will give you R I P
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 12:27am On Jan 18, 2011
I look at you fool an Say '' Ima Blind These''
Your words dont make ssense like that Fu@ckin chinese!
Ima assasinate you, make you feel tha pain!
When i make the acid drop like its Drainin rain!
Ima bust out your dome. rip out your spine!
I bring more fire then an acctual flame.!
My ryhmes you will desire while im spittin out rain!
I come prepared. i'll leave ya a@ss taimed!
I'll pull the heat out an wont even aim!
An its goin straight for your brains
This rap game aint yours nigga. this game is mine!
Im hot like the sun but my lines DO shine!
Your raps are sour like a lemon lime!
You fuckin fa@ggot, get yo words staright.!
Or you'll be on the end of my hook, Make your a@ss fish bait!
You aint know nothin about Who Juicygirl Can BE!
That Gorgeous lady will leave you at the bottom of seas!
You wont be floatin,
Nigga im hard like rock i'll shatter you like glass!
I'll get Yo mama as a slave to mop it up!
Blood every where cuz yo body chopped up!
I'll cut you in pieces
An put them on yo mama door step, Covered in leaches!
Leave ya hangin head down in my closet!
This is just my lifes mission!
But i'll make you disapear an be someone NOONES missin!
You can s@uck ma p@ussy, an it will be MY a@ss your kissin!!!
Bleep wit me nigga,
I'll slit your throat in 10 different ways, an watch that blood spray!
I'll rip ya heart out and wipe my fuckin a@ss,
I'm the hardest mutha fu@ckin bi@tch you'll ever fu@ckin cross
I'm the Queen of this NL, I'm the mutha fu@ckin boss!!!!
Im undefeatable, You cant get me with those lies!
But im out, i got anotha caller!
Im gunna sell some drugs, , EH YO, CALL ME BALLER!!!
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 11:59am On Jan 18, 2011
OK OK, ive being reading all the battles and ive come to my CONCLUSION



THERWAG

metaphor 7
humor 6
lyrical awarenss 6
content 8
attack on opponent 10
timing 6
rhyme 7


TOTAL 50/70


JUICY GIRL

metaphor 8
humor 6
lyrical awarenss 7
content 8
attack on opponent 10
timing 6
rhyme 8

TOTAL 54/70




THE WINNER IS JUICY GIRL, WELL DONE GIRL.


THERWAG YOU DID WELL MAN, LOADZ RESPECT TO YOU.
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:55pm On Jan 18, 2011
Well well well!!! Good, Juicy gurl game over right, you are wonderful, you are good nice job there. I respect yah, sorry for those puchlines and attacks, They are not meant for you but we just did this for Nairaland. So Juicy girl can i get to know you more. And J-Unit you are wonderful too. I will like to know you guys .
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by rapadelic: 9:34pm On Jan 22, 2011
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Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by darkspade(m): 1:51pm On Mar 23, 2011
i got this lies in my head
that the skies will be red
take a journey to the dead
i swear it's funny in my head
got warning from the vipers
to the churches and churches coming after
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by rapadelic: 4:23pm On Mar 27, 2011
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