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Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by Excelboi(m): 10:52am On Dec 09, 2011
A Yoruba Man & an Ibo man were caught in
Saudi, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer.Dey
were arrested n taken 2 D Sheikh's palace 4
judgement. Both were initially given a death
sentence but, as it was a national holiday,
the sheikh decided Dey should be released
after many lashes of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the sheikh
said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes
before your whipping, but you cannot wish
not to be whipped less than 20 strokes! The
Yoruba man thought for a second then said:
"Please tie two pillows to my back before
whipping." And my second wish is that you
flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was
whipped. The Ibo man saw Dis; thought for
a second, then said: "Thank u" My first wish
is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest,
toughest whip available.":O "If u so desire,"
the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his
face, , "and ur second wish?" Ibo man
replies: "Tie the Yoruba man to my back.
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by bright007(f): 11:07am On Dec 09, 2011
Mehn!this is five star joke! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 11:07am On Dec 09, 2011
where is the zoke?
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by missKeri(f): 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2011
What?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by bunmioguns(m): 2:57pm On Dec 09, 2011
nice joke , welldone poster grin grin grin grin
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 3:04pm On Dec 09, 2011
@keri
it seems ya confused,oya gimme ya yim make i equalize the frequency for you.
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by ARareGem(f): 10:10am On Dec 10, 2011
Wicked fiffle.
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Dec 10, 2011
^^
who and who?
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by ARareGem(f): 10:21am On Dec 10, 2011
Wicked Ibo fiffle like you and you.
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 10:30am On Dec 10, 2011
@Araregem
haba . . you dont talk to big men like that na.
I deserve your respect with the kind of name i ve made for myself here.

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