Amstupid:
I know dis one , whenever I swallow d seeds I will be down throughout DAT day nd be thinking of which tree to be

I went hours without water cos I was scared of watering the seed in my stomach

Drinking coconut water makes you dull
When a bird poo on your head, it will make you brilliant
Don't cross the leg of a pregnant woman cos it will make them give birth to a co join twins

Lol

nazablossom:
Chai! So, it's nationwide

National myths... maybe we should tell it to Buhari so that he will run away and abandon Aso Rock

odukoko:
don't Bleep a pregnant married woman,if you do you will be a pauper until the child is able to know money!.if you do and the child die in child birth,you don enter one chance be that�

Why would you even do that?

Pounding an empty mortar....


Na ur mama bwess u dey pound o

Don't eat anything that has fallen on the floor because of satan has eaten it

Neroiam:
Dem tell me say if my tooth falls, i no throw am ontop zinc, another one no go grow

Those days....they tell us to add like 5 goat shi^t and 5 small stones b4 you throw it.

This is true when they said Hard work pays. Question is which type of Hard work.....is it the type of a bricklayer to a senator no it's not. The Hard work here is talking about mental work. Best in Business, lawyers , accountants, doctors, senators , president even world powers like USA and China uses this intelligence to surpass others. Hard mental work is called wisdom. without wisdom you are nobody or like empty gallon making noise like brick layer.

senator with a reason.Apart from making laws in Nigeria,They are also wrestler in the making.U no dey see when dem dey fight royal rumble.is wrestling not a hard work,

Amstupid:
OK, I give up

If you yawn without closing your mouth with your hand the mouth would stay permanently open and fixed like that

Growing up i heard that if you chop off a duck head and cover it mortal, it will turn to snake.....

Chai...our olden days parent and uncles Lies be like erosion wey dey fight volcanos

Imagine growing up, dem tell us say make we no go bend down for market, because some people leg no dey touch ground.... chai

Nigeria go better.

Dandas:
Growing up i heard that if you chop off a duck head and cover it mortal, it will turn to snake.....

Chai...our olden days parent and uncles Lies be like erosion wey dey fight volcanos

Imagine growing up, dem tell us say make we no go bend down for market, because some people leg no dey touch ground.... chai

That last one though. My grandma shared some years ago about an experience of seeing hoofs in place of human legs in the market where she had gone to get some things. She had bent down to pick some things she dropped and then turned her face to the side to see the horse hoofs. She got up and saw no horse around.

Amstupid:
I don't know how this is "true" though....

Some uncles and sisters with mamas self told me if I whistle with my mouth in a hot afternoon, snake will come out and bite me .....


share if you have one.

Never to fart into a mortar! U will never eat and be bellyful or satisfied again

My mum sent my younger brother and spat on the ground, thereby instructing him to hasten up otherwise if the spit dries up, his navel will rotten.
My younger brother spent the whole day playing and I was in fear � but nothing happened.
Love ❤ you mum for your special care.

Lol

Go to school, have good grades then you will have money and ladies will be the ones to chase you

Yeah when you go to school as a lady, a rich good man will coman marry you or when you keep your virginity your husband will treat you like egg and will never be cross with you forever Hahahaha

Amstupid:
I fear oo

or if you fetch water by carrying it on your head, you will never grow tall.