kemefuna is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss & add water 2it 2replace what he drank.But d Boss was suspicious & decided 2buy pasties (a French wine d@ changes color if u add water)just like dettol.

Ikemefuna as usual,drank from d wine & topped it up wt water (2 replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him,immediately he added water d pasties became milky.& when d Boss came back & noticed it,he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna also knew d@ he was in trouble & decided 2stay put in d kitchen when his boss came .

The Boss told his wife abt what he observe

"Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room.

He answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Ikemefuna :No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then d Boss went 2d kitchen 2meet him there:
"Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "

Ikemefuna retorted hmmm oga "when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, u go 2d bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go in2 d kitchen,& u will ask me a question ".

Ikemefuna accepted.

The Boss was in d kitchen & ikemefuna shouted:

"Boss".

He answered: "Yes, ikem".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at home ? "

No answer.

D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?"

No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name. D wife interrupted datz not true it’s a lie without argument ikemefuna asked if she'l enter d magic kitchen & be tested she agreed.
Ikemefuna: Madam

I dey hear Ʋ very very well ask your question

Who is junior biological father ? Me or d Boss

Madam: : rushed out of d kitchen
d kitchen needs 2b fumigated I can't understand anything @ all

dry magic joke

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Ajibel:

dry magic joke

Y explain,

nice one, seen it before sha
don't mind Ajibel, don't you see his signatuer? (the joke critic). Are you a newbee?

Agybabe:

nice one, seen it before sha
don't mind Ajibel, don't you see his signatuer? (the joke critic). Are you a newbee?

Thanks dear

ow sorry newbee, na so i dey do. i rate joke in percenyages, decimal percentages, fractions or in star ratings just to keep you gingered and encouraged. hope i didnt let you down

Agybabe:

nice one, seen it before sha
don't mind Ajibel, don't you see his signatuer? (the joke critic). Are you a newbee?

I like it. Its funny.

Ajibel:

dry magic joke

Seconded!