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| The Greedy Trader by chima2011: 11:00am On Dec 19, 2010 |
The Greedy Trader A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out a lorry came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's side. The trader immediately grabbed his mobile and dialled 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again. After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are," he said "You're so focused on your possessions you don't notice anything else" "How can you say that?" asked the trader. The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you" The trader looked down in absolute horror. "bleeping Hell!" he screamed… "Where's my rolex?" |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by therese83(f): 11:28am On Dec 19, 2010 |
Lol!! When my sistas car was stolen I was more concerned about my brand new AC I had just bought and left in d trunk of her car, Imagine! |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by tayoast(m): 1:05pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
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| Re: The Greedy Trader by eldav(m): 1:36pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Please sometin Fresh, stale |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by jokingmary(m): 1:45pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Seen this before but its still okay. |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by NnamdiN: 2:55pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Truly funny |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by acho4444: 6:14pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Swallowed a plate of eba but was more concernd about d poopu than d eba |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by StWils: 9:51pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
eldav:i couldnt agree with u more, Poster works in a recycling company |
| Re: The Greedy Trader by StudioCFR(m): 3:22am On Dec 20, 2010 |
I bet dat greedy trader is IBO Chop alone Die alone. *No Ofiences* |
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