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Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 11:32pm On Dec 19, 2010
Pick a starting salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"

And the HR Person said, "Certainly, But you started it
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2010
I like too cheesy

Today is a good day, up yinkus mama
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 12:17am On Dec 20, 2010
Thanks. Again
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 3:15am On Dec 20, 2010
lol
Kunt bee

Is happy again
Ope'fun olowa
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 12:21pm On Dec 20, 2010
Kunt bee?
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 12:01am On Dec 21, 2010
U dey mind the oloshi
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 12:06am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunt bee
take your time o
Abi na by force?
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 12:25am On Dec 21, 2010
Na only piss of a young mad woman fit cure you
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 12:35am On Dec 21, 2010
and make e no come from u cuz na death sentence be that
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 1:51am On Dec 21, 2010
If i be mad woman u think i go dash u my piss


Alaraka
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 1:54am On Dec 21, 2010
u too like to talk upside down

Weired Things

I no dey gbadun u at all

Sometimes the way u talk make me wonder if your folks na native doctor.

Comot jor
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:20am On Dec 21, 2010
They are cool
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 2:23am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunbee + Studio = Drama. grin
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:32am On Dec 21, 2010
Tanimz + studio = Thread derailed
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 2:36am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunbee:

Tanimz + studio = Thread derailed

Attention seeker.
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:49am On Dec 21, 2010
Studio sey
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 7:07am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunt bee

U need deliverance

And dont forget to take tanimz wit u
Re: Dreamer! by eldav(m): 8:43am On Dec 21, 2010
U 2 dey bully ladies

twisted style 0f toasting

*n0 ofwence*
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2010
Studio is @ it again!
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Dec 21, 2010
lol
tis jokes section aight?
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 11:28am On Dec 21, 2010
@yinka nice one there @ therest of you Kunt Bee, Taniya, and Studio your such a thread derailer wetin una find reach here yinka you invite them?
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2010
Yes, òfè ni'gbàlà
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 3:31pm On Dec 21, 2010
Bashy
Dont tryna be me dude
Be yourself

Be Creative!


*No Ofience*
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Dec 21, 2010
Bashy, you need to be toped up with slaps, shey?
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 7:36pm On Dec 21, 2010
tanimz:

Bashy, you need to be toped up with slaps, shey?
Who will dere do that? the last person that do that in 1945 is still searching for his arm
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 7:53pm On Dec 21, 2010
u dont mean' it
lol
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2010
bashy_demy:

Who will dere do that? the last person that do that in 1945 is still searching for his arm

Lord have mercy. sad
You are really deluded. undecided
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 10:25pm On Dec 21, 2010
Oponu okunrin
Re: Dreamer! by snthesis(m): 10:32pm On Dec 21, 2010
Nice - u try
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 10:52pm On Dec 21, 2010
Thanks
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 11:06pm On Dec 21, 2010
Make una take am easy on the guy na

Mtchew lol
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 11:39pm On Dec 21, 2010
tanimz:

Lord have mercy. sad
You are really deluded. undecided
and you are Retarde.d

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