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Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 11:32pm On Dec 19, 2010
Pick a starting salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"

And the HR Person said, "Certainly, But you started it
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2010
I like too cheesy

Today is a good day, up yinkus mama
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 12:17am On Dec 20, 2010
Thanks. Again
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 3:15am On Dec 20, 2010
Kunt bee

Is happy again
Ope'fun olowa
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 12:21pm On Dec 20, 2010
Kunt bee?
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 12:01am On Dec 21, 2010
U dey mind the oloshi
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 12:06am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunt bee
take your time o
Abi na by force?
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 12:25am On Dec 21, 2010
Na only piss of a young mad woman fit cure you
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 12:35am On Dec 21, 2010
and make e no come from u cuz na death sentence be that
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 1:51am On Dec 21, 2010
If i be mad woman u think i go dash u my piss

Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 1:54am On Dec 21, 2010
u too like to talk upside down

Weired Things

I no dey gbadun u at all

Sometimes the way u talk make me wonder if your folks na native doctor.

Comot jor
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:20am On Dec 21, 2010
They are cool
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 2:23am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunbee + Studio = Drama. grin
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:32am On Dec 21, 2010
Tanimz + studio = Thread derailed
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 2:36am On Dec 21, 2010

Tanimz + studio = Thread derailed

Attention seeker.
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:49am On Dec 21, 2010
Studio sey
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 7:07am On Dec 21, 2010
Kunt bee

U need deliverance

And dont forget to take tanimz wit u
Re: Dreamer! by eldav(m): 8:43am On Dec 21, 2010
U 2 dey bully ladies

twisted style 0f toasting

*n0 ofwence*
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2010
Studio is @ it again!
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Dec 21, 2010
tis jokes section aight?
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 11:28am On Dec 21, 2010
@yinka nice one there @ therest of you Kunt Bee, Taniya, and Studio your such a thread derailer wetin una find reach here yinka you invite them?
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2010
Yes, òfè ni'gbàlà
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 3:31pm On Dec 21, 2010
Dont tryna be me dude
Be yourself

Be Creative!

*No Ofience*
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Dec 21, 2010
Bashy, you need to be toped up with slaps, shey?
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 7:36pm On Dec 21, 2010

Bashy, you need to be toped up with slaps, shey?
Who will dere do that? the last person that do that in 1945 is still searching for his arm
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 7:53pm On Dec 21, 2010
u dont mean' it
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2010

Who will dere do that? the last person that do that in 1945 is still searching for his arm

Lord have mercy. sad
You are really deluded. undecided
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 10:25pm On Dec 21, 2010
Oponu okunrin
Re: Dreamer! by snthesis(m): 10:32pm On Dec 21, 2010
Nice - u try
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 10:52pm On Dec 21, 2010
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 11:06pm On Dec 21, 2010
Make una take am easy on the guy na

Mtchew lol
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 11:39pm On Dec 21, 2010

Lord have mercy. sad
You are really deluded. undecided
and you are Retarde.d

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