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So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 4:40am On Dec 20, 2010
Hello my people . . . . .Here is the story>>
There is a guy '' a student''residing in one of the Arab countries,He lives in his own private appartment.One day some one knocked at his door and this guy move towards the door to open,As he opened the door he was completely shocked only to find his Landlord's wife the knocker ,Claiming that one of her wears fell into the guy's balcony . . . . the guy asked the lady to wait that he's going to fetch it for her,As the guy opened his balcony,Guess what . . .he found a bra and one sexy pantie on the floor . . .Of course he was shocked and totally confused,So he went back to the lady ''Who's still waiting for him to show up . . , . He told the lady that she should come inside to get her undies ''Bra and panty'' . . .The lady smiled and entered she immediately heading towards the balcony but suddenly turned back to the guy getting herself stripped ''undressing'' . . . .The guy was like ''WTF'' and was trying to shout. .Of course you know how sweet Arab girls are when undressed grin . . . .The next thought was to chase this devil outta his house . . .So he told the lady to immediatley leave his house else he's going to call the cops and the people around on her,But the lady keeps moving closer to the guy asking for sex or intimacy as the guy keeps moving backward and away . . .But when this lady noticed the guy is not willing to corporate . . .Then she start threatening
the poor guy that she's going to shout, scream and lie on the guy ''She's going to claim the guy used style and smartness to invite her into his house for sex'' . . .This how the guy lost his sense and submitted his maniless to ''the wanna hump'' arab lady . . grin . . . .So after this day the lady keeps coming everytime demanding for another ''takeaway'' and of course the guy knows if he should turn her down it's going to be consequential so he just sticks to the available option ''Humping the lady whenevr she wants it'' . . .But nowThe guy is thinking of relocatating to another apartment ''Different district'' . . . Cause he knows the consequences and penalty of hump an arab married woman! . . . . .But the lady keeps threatning him to not even thinking of leaving the apartment else something unexpectedly would happen to him. . . .This guy is so scared ,confused and out of options of what to do! . . . pLease house advise the poor guy as his life is heading to the land of no mercy . . . . Serious advices are needed!
Re: So Complicated! by Osama10(m): 4:51am On Dec 20, 2010
The guy should move very far off not just the next street maybe the next town or state or county.
Re: So Complicated! by akwaowoudo(m): 4:55am On Dec 20, 2010
Ask him if he enjoyed the hot sexxxx. Okay?
Re: So Complicated! by Nobody: 5:12am On Dec 20, 2010
hehehehehe ok, I am sorry but I must laugh grin grin what a funny story. Maybe her husband is impotent grin poor guy cry (I hope you are not the guy o) I advice he continue being the good neighbor and keep giving it to her lol just kidding.


My advice, Let he go where ever he wants to go. The woman is only using silly threats to scare him, amazingly enough he falls for it undecided. She is an Arab woman right?
I am pretty sure she is a Muslim, trust me she wouldn't want her family to know her dirty little secret, the consequences will be huge. To be honest your friend or whoever the guy is has a lot more point than her.

1) She is a freaking adult, she know what she was doing he's not to be blame

2) He didn't force her

3) He didn't despoil her

4) he didn't drugged her

5) Hopefully they are not in Saudi Arabia where he will get stoned to death

6) She is a married woman, he's not married. She's the one who will take must of the shame

7) I am hoping he still has her silly undies (what a great evidence)

cool The act didn't take place in her house, it took place in his. (Meaning he didn't force himself on her, she came all the way.)

9) What did she go to do in his house in the first place? What was she looking for?

P.S slap your friend for been so silly. and tell him to continue screwing this lady since she has no self-respect cool
Re: So Complicated! by Dyt(f): 5:54am On Dec 20, 2010
Na lie jor
D senseU don dey look er sis jare
er pu.na.ni don tire u ni jor
Re: So Complicated! by InkedNerd(f): 5:59am On Dec 20, 2010
@OP: IS this story even for real? What kind of man is he anyway? Sheesh!!! What kind of trouble could she possibly make if he moves? I have a strong feeling this man in question is you ::[/b]raises[b]::
Re: So Complicated! by freecocoa(f): 6:04am On Dec 20, 2010
Hmmm Dsense don come again,you better leave someone's wife alone or you'll be bombed.
Re: So Complicated! by Ikedonn(m): 9:01am On Dec 20, 2010
@ poster
Don't yield to her threats and run for your life.
Re: So Complicated! by Specialist900(m): 9:35am On Dec 20, 2010
Story story o, story story story.
Re: So Complicated! by Phate07(m): 10:17am On Dec 20, 2010
undecided undecided
Re: So Complicated! by orbaxy(m): 10:27am On Dec 20, 2010
@OP
I understand such dire circumstance cos i live in an Arab state.
He can engage the lady in a recorded conversation which can exonerate him in the eventuality of a police case.
then he should boldly turndown the lady and relocate.

But i must say that a typical arab lady will not play that your script grin
Re: So Complicated! by iice(f): 11:00am On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=571422.msg7371217#msg7371217 date=1292821163]@OP: IS this story even for real? What kind of man is he anyway? Sheesh!!! What kind of trouble could she possibly make if he moves? I have a strong feeling this man in question is you ::[/b]raises[b]::[/quote][color=#9900ff]Bahahahaha i know right grin grin[/color]
Re: So Complicated! by Creamish(f): 11:51am On Dec 20, 2010
funny story . . seems like an inspiration from 1 of dsensez fantasyz grin
Re: So Complicated! by sharkur1(m): 12:33pm On Dec 20, 2010
the guy should leave the country ASAP, he can always get another school to finish his education, but if he moves to another district still in the same country it might be disastrous for him
Re: So Complicated! by 190: 12:47pm On Dec 20, 2010
Phate07:
undecided undecided
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=571422.msg7371217#msg7371217 date=1292821163]@OP: IS this story even for real? What kind of man is he anyway? Sheesh!!! What kind of trouble could she possibly make if he moves? I have a strong feeling this man in question is you ::[/b]raises[b]::[/quote]aiye orna kan kan for,  grin  grin  grin

oloriburuku no punny, person wife,  grin  grin  grin
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 3:24pm On Dec 20, 2010
For those that are still confused over this story . . ''I SWEAR TO God it's very real and happeining to my close friend . . .He's also here on Nairaland but asked me to post the story''

@Osama. . . .It's not that easy oooo,  . . .I'm telling you it's not!

@Akwa . . .Why is your sense still black ,  . . .  angry

@Ruky ''Rokiatu ,  . .I appreciate your advice . . .But things are plain different in arab countries , , , ,  ,Sometimes they believe you are right but they claim you are wrong even though they've gotten no evidence to back it up . . . .So it's just complicated and Nigerian embassy here sucks , , ,Got nothing to deliever!
grin grin . ,  . .Of course i'm not the guy . . . .Would be happy to be the 1 . . .Cause i know the best way to handle these ppl! wink
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 3:35pm On Dec 20, 2010
@Dyt . . , .You i hardly post but when i do, i post real story . . . . . . .So oyaa carry your paraga go somewhere eslse , , ,you go fit sell for here grin tongue!

@Inked_Nerd . . . . .You doubt my story? . . . . . .You called me a liar? cry . . . , . .I'm serious it's real and still !

@freecasava grin . . . . . . . .You all know i'm always serious . . . Pls drop advices for my friend ''The guy'' cause we are seeing in two days time!

@Phat . . . .You head is just phat,Nothing in there tongue grin

@Orbaxy . . . . .Nice 1 . . .Thanks you you are staying in an Arab coutry too as you know how mean this pple can be . . . , .I feel you are talking from experience wink . . . .Thanks dude we have also thought of suggestion too!
Re: So Complicated! by MrsEve2(f): 3:35pm On Dec 20, 2010
(still reading)
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 3:39pm On Dec 20, 2010
@iice . . , .was expecting something berra  cry cry

@Creamish . . . .Don't be so mean tongue cheesy . . . .You know i'm never into these things grin

@Furry az ''190'' . . . .  , Oya get your stinky azz outta here angry angry angry

@Eve sweetie . . . . .I knew you would drop by
Re: So Complicated! by 190: 4:02pm On Dec 20, 2010
[color=deeppink]R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O

@ Joseph and potiphar's wife

Very soon they would cut his D1CK off

keep pork-nosing,

bANging someone's WIFE

bring my PANT (pronounced pa-i-nt) for me

R.O.T.F.M.A.O, I kant hold it, Someone help me!![/color]
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 4:18pm On Dec 20, 2010
^^^Sycho . . , I've stopped being on your cases i've also made it clear not to interfere into your affairs anymore just the discussion on topics and jokes . .  . . .So why hatred again angry
Afterall the other day i was chatting up Omolola,We were just kidding and she understood i meant nothing i said bout you . . . .So what the heck with you! angry

[size=30pt]Don't derail my thread else none of your thread will exist henceforth![/size]
Re: So Complicated! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 20, 2010
Orbaxy said it all. have recorded and even maybe video proof and then bounce.
although the deed has already been done, you will get a lesser sentence (maybe only a few lashes lol) if hubby gets to know.
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 4:31pm On Dec 20, 2010
Hey yo yo . . .Here MrBrownjay comes, grin
You are very right . . BUT the guy is trying to avoid some lashes if the hubby gets to know , , ,And the prb is that the corps always back their pple up against foreigners,While the Nigerian embassy is just a dummy! grin
Re: So Complicated! by thweraja10: 4:55pm On Dec 20, 2010
THe whole story got me going gaga, If the guy does not really want it there are ways he would take then why is he a Nigerian boy. Tell him to plant camera's that will record all their conversation and actions. So before they go on with the action he will seat the woman down where the camera will caption every of their discussion. During the discussion he will act innocent as if he has never done anything with the woman before. So the guy will start like this. Pls i dont wanna do this, You know your country 's law is against this and i dont want this. So in the process if the woman should try to force him he can then send her out and if she calls the cop he got evidence to show, But if he enjoys the action he can just do it while the camera is on if the cop later gets to know, He will tell them she seduced him to do it . And if no one ever gets to hear he can use it to hold the woman to ransome. He is gonna show her the video and threathens to upload on the internet it if the woman no pay money.
Soooooo Easy Chikena
Re: So Complicated! by kokoye(m): 4:58pm On Dec 20, 2010
tell your friend to get some video evidence as a back up and then RUN!!!

the woman might later on cook up some bull story if her husband ever finds out . that's why the video evidence is essential.

Yea, I know how to arab laws work - they dont care who started it, they'll castrate the guy regardless.
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 5:00pm On Dec 20, 2010
reasonable one . . , .  . .

Keep coming . . . . . .  .Nlanders !
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 5:02pm On Dec 20, 2010
@Kokoye . . . .Good you know a lil bout them , , ,They do castrate pple alot . . . And i don't want friend to be castrated grin

Serious . . . . cry
Re: So Complicated! by kaymoney2(m): 5:11pm On Dec 20, 2010
@ OP Hmm  huh see problem ooo** Small pikin kill rat he chop am alone~ He  kill squirrel he chop am alone*But the time wey he kill Python or python wan kill am** He rememba D-sence him friend~~ My own be say make him dey enjoy madam while it lasts until judgement day when  him kini go face firing squad  huh angry

Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 5:17pm On Dec 20, 2010
^^^ grin grin grin grin . . . . . .He was shy the first place to tell me the whole story so he went consulting my sister bexause he knows how mad i can get at him . . .  ,  He's into this shitt for a very long time ''Like 3yrs plus''.And has been concealing it away from me!
Now that the woman keeps asking for the intimacy everyday . . . .He con remember me . . 
But he's been my good friend for a long time so got to forgive his fugly sense and try find a solution to this issue! grin
Re: So Complicated! by nitrogen(m): 5:19pm On Dec 20, 2010
a tough one here o, if there is any mishap, the guy is gone o, maybe you dont know how severe the punishment will be when the truth is revealed(which will be one day). i pity the guy o,,,,,,,,,ARAB countryhuh? the penalty is either death,cutting a part of his body off or something else. THE ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO BEG THE LADY AND PRAY. sefini
Re: So Complicated! by Dsense(op): 5:22pm On Dec 20, 2010
Oxygen sorry Nitrogen grin
Exactly oo buddy . . . . .The penalty is even castration cry cry . . . . .The guy is in a real Dilemma
Re: So Complicated! by kokoye(m): 5:23pm On Dec 20, 2010
nitrogen:
THE ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO BEG THE LADY AND PRAY. sefini
beg the lady for what . . . to stop screwing you .are you kidding me huh

you want to beg a woman on heat huh
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