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Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 7:15pm On Dec 28, 2010
Studio CFR:

What is MTN cheat?

Guy i dey pay my bill'


you dey pay your bills to who cmon you think say i no know say na Mobile you dey take post and na MTN cheat i can bet my life
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by KDK(m): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2010
@ Efe, she dey vex say i pay u more attention when doing that thing.I am still talking to her sha. Hopefully, she will move back in 2nite.
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by Idowuogbo(f): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2010
whiteroses:

hands up
when my mama go yankee, my aunt tesi raised me up in mushin! i adapted within days some activities were plucking snails for roasting(yuck) stealing my aunt N5 every afternoon and gave to my school crush  to play mario at the barbers shop lol, i also enjoyed plucking esunsun in front of fan milk at night tongue and some hoodlums fancied me i usually get cheesy gift like perfume and pants grin what else? two fighting! i like watching those lol
kai u sef bi igboro pikin , i new mushizzi had correct babes
leadzeal:

love   mushin,    Mushin   as   a   place   kind   of   make   me  look   humbled,  when   goin   to   see  friends   or   relatives   in   high  class  district ,i   tend   to   apprecite  what   a society   can  do  to  u,   Or  even  when  i  visited  d  state,   i  always  recounted a place  that  can so  make  one appreciate  d little life can offer,  And  when  goin  thru  olosha  market and seeing elderly women struggling to make ends meet. Or d agberos that ll always utter d word 'yago lawnu'  in idi oro (alamutu),  Oh sweet home. Oh sweet mushin.
u are mouthed jare
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by EfemenaXY: 7:28pm On Dec 28, 2010
KDK:

@ Efe, she dey vex say i pay u more attention when doing that thing.I am still talking to her sha. Hopefully, she will move back in 2nite.

np jare - but where did you find this one from?

na real tigress you bring come house

oya go the joint account withdraw some dosh, pop over at Tiffany's and get her that Sapphire encrusted 20 carat gold necklace and matching earings

she go mellow for your arms tonight after this

but you'll pay me in kind for this sha - 'cos you owe me big time  kiss kiss
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by StudioCFR(m): 7:36pm On Dec 28, 2010
Bashy

The reason why i prefer posting with my posting is cuz i dey take phone go anywhere i dey go
Even if i dey go

And i use MTN 'U GO" service

I also get lappy wey i no dey use since my phone dey do mostly all the things my laptop dey do.

I no dey use MTN 'CHEAT"
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 7:46pm On Dec 28, 2010
good for you then
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by KDK(m): 7:47pm On Dec 28, 2010
dashes out to Tiffany's
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 7:50pm On Dec 28, 2010
Tiffany ko Aswani ni
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by EfemenaXY: 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2010
^^ Jealousy!! abeg, Left the guy jor cheesy cheesy

at least im dey make sure im bed dey very, very warm these cold winter nights

afterall, 2 is much berra than 1 - abi?? tongue tongue
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by stundy(m): 8:58pm On Dec 28, 2010
hallos
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by whiteroses(f): 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2010
Idowuogbo:

kai u sef bi igboro pikin , i new mushizzi had correct babes u are mouthed jare
lol i was a kid at the time,
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 11:30pm On Dec 28, 2010
who ask you?
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:33pm On Dec 28, 2010
she no quote u now , so y are u frustrated undecided undecided

@white
al join small or grown , u b citizen of musshizzi cheesy cheesy cheesy
a fine 1 4 dat matter
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 11:55pm On Dec 28, 2010
na una sabi @whiteroses why your picture come cover your profile page now
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by tayoast(m): 1:05pm On Dec 30, 2010
CAMPAIGN

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All I need is your vote. Just click on the name Tayo_ast.

Thank You as you vote. Wink.

Here's d link

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Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 7:08pm On Dec 30, 2010
^^ you and this your campaign we don see and we don vote
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by oderemo(m): 12:30am On Dec 31, 2010
Lived@4 akala street, in the late 80s, the days of guys like sudan, chensy, morroco.idowu.omo alhaja.etc.
Peace was within,violence only for them strangers.
Gold chains was called (jure).
Cant 4get the non stop loud bang of live fuji music every fridays.
I can count on my fingers how many tyms i pay 4 transp.fare in two yrs frm isolo to olosha.if u get my drift.
Anywaz.
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by bashydemy(m): 6:39am On Dec 31, 2010
Hmmmm omo mushin that wan don show say you be tout then wey you no dey pay for t-fare
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by oderemo(m): 4:03pm On Dec 31, 2010
^^^,
old boy man dey broke well well in those tyms oh, as a poly student many things dey worry man pass to pay for t. fare. grin grin
anywaz. give tanks to GOD say i survive.
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by oweniwe(m): 5:32pm On Jan 01, 2011
What iz going on here? Danfo drivers and conductors of mushin? I hate those peeps wit passion. Their "gra gra" iz just too mach

As for me, i did ma nursery school at orile agege but had ma primary & secondary sch @ abeokuta so . . .

I strongly suspect say Idowu-badosky-obosky's baba is a danfo driver. The way she de talki gan. . . like omo ghetto. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by tayoast(m): 12:15pm On Jan 02, 2011
thugs
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by Idowuogbo(f): 12:25pm On Jan 02, 2011
oweniwe:

What iz going on here? Danfo drivers and conductors of mushin? I hate those peeps wit passion. Their "gra gra" iz just too mach

As for me, i did ma nursery school at orile agege but had ma primary & secondary sch @ abeokuta so . . .

I strongly suspect say[b] Idowu-badosky-ogbosky's [/b] baba is a danfo driver. The way she de talki gan. . . like omo ghetto. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
u dey craze ur papa no b fisher man 4 akure , my yarn are swaggaficated like dat of razzofied posh babe , y u come dey talk bulantanta , sho re o,bcus if i handle u , ur brain go reverse angry angry cool
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by tayoast(m): 12:33pm On Jan 02, 2011
I talk am nao.

Awon omo ghetto mushin
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by oweniwe(m): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2011
Idowuogbo:

u dey craze your papa no b fisher man 4 akure , my yarn are swaggaficated like dat of razzofied posh babe , y u come dey talk bulantanta , sho re o,bcus if i handle u , your brain go reverse angry angry cool
I de pity the bobo wey go carry this swaggaficated razzofied posh babe to the alter. If this kain mushin grammar you write up there no de chase am from house, d razzofied swagger definitely will.
sad
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by StudioCFR(m): 3:42pm On Jan 02, 2011
She is boboless

I can put a bet on dat.

If girl use dat kind ajegunle tone reach my side, na him be sey she don turn me off be that.

Idowu please upgrade.

Dis is not good for u.
lol
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by Idowuogbo(f): 3:50pm On Jan 02, 2011
stud if itdey pain u , go use acid bath ooo
bobo or no bobo na my logo matter

@wenie
i pity d gal wey go carry u 2 , na garri drinkin d gal go experience all year round, tseeew
if my yarns dey pain u 2 , go dance untop barb wire
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by StudioCFR(m): 3:54pm On Jan 02, 2011
Ajegunle logo
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by eldav(m): 3:56pm On Jan 02, 2011
*bad girl*
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by Idowuogbo(f): 4:18pm On Jan 02, 2011
@stud whichever dats y we are here sha , dey pretend like sey no b  sword u dey tek  butcher me
@eldav were u refferring to me , u meant rare diamond b tongue cool
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by EfemenaXY: 4:35pm On Jan 02, 2011
Madam ID cheesy cheesy

Happy New Year o! grin grin grin
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by StudioCFR(m): 4:53pm On Jan 02, 2011
Idowuigbo

No lie for my head

I no dey butcher u

I aint IBO
Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by eldav(m): 4:57pm On Jan 02, 2011
sure ID.

by d way,wetin JERONKE mean?anytin lyk dat?

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