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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 5:59pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
How many of them are local cases, compared to those who brought it into the country?

As far as I can gather 3 of them.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by jesmond3945: 7:04pm On Mar 21, 2020
kingxsamz:

If you were intelligent, you'd know that there have been far worse outbreaks in past decades...
mention any which led the whole world even Nigeria to lock down
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Erickax(m): 7:28pm On Mar 21, 2020
sonmvayina:


Yes in the Bible... Just a character,.. Just as thanos exist in the Avengers comic book.. Comprende?..
thanos nd jesus no b d same na,atleast we wer able 2 c thanos

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Brunicekid(m): 7:39pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours
You will get a revelation of the TRUTH soonest.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 7:55pm On Mar 21, 2020
Brunicekid:
You will get a revelation of the TRUTH soonest.
I always get Revelations. Go and read what Revelation of the Truth which I have gotten so far has brought to humanity. I was even able to get the Revelation of how Jehovah, Allah and many other gods worshipped by you were created by God Almighty. Read the Book of Universal History and thank me later.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Hotspotbro(m): 8:08pm On Mar 21, 2020
Da vinci na scam!
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 8:08pm On Mar 21, 2020
Hotspotbro:
Da vinci na scam!
Abi na
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by heartbraker(m): 8:19pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours
u don forget say him dey work in a mysterious way

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by heartbraker(m): 8:20pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours
DAT is blasphemy

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2020
heartbraker:
u don forget say him dey work in a mysterious way
Mysteriously microscopic way. That's an audio work bro cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 9:36pm On Mar 21, 2020
jesmond3945:
mention any which led the whole world even Nigeria to lock down

Try do do some research sometimes before you come online to spew crap.
Bible shouldn't be your only source of knowledge. Smh undecided

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by dazzlingd(m): 9:43pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
An atheist like this OP would probably be one of those belonging to the wasted generations in the end.

Wait a minute, do you read the bible at all?

Never mind, the end is not here yet. It's one epidemic the whole world experienced and things began to fall apart. With this, it would be difficult to face the tribulations coming to the heads of the unbelievers like you, except you repent. It has never been this worse globally. This is just the sign of the end time and unless people like you repent, you shall likewise perish...it not me who said so, neither is it a curse. It's in the bible. The era of grace is drawing to an end gradually but deaf-eared people like you would never listen as it was in the day of Noah.

In china where the Corona virus was first detected, how many of them believe in God? I met a chinese who said openly he didn't believe in God. In Italy you mentioned, which used to be the seat of religion, how many of them acknowledge God in their way of life nowadays? The world headquarters of prostitution is Italy...you expect God to stay happy with a country where prostitution is legalised, where dogs have sex with human beings?

What of western countries where porn is legalised and innocent girls are being lured into sex-modeling , where scientists who don't believe on the existence of God thrive? Those who belong to God, even if they contract the disease, would survive it. When a sinner serves punishment, the upright would also have a share of it.

Nigeria is a country so loved by God. He knows we do not have a helper but Him. People have criticised Nigeria all over the world as the only country where there are a large number of churches. Now is the time God is paying His people back for acknowledging Him. Since last December, Nigeria has been witnessing an intensely hot weather. It had rained in Lagos 3 times heavily recently yet, the heat has remained unabated. Researchers have come up with their findings on the Coronavirus that, it cannot thrive under a hot weather and that's why gagging is recommended and use of hot water by the west. If you walk a 100 meters in lagos for instance, same with other parts of Nigeria, the heat that would greet you is huge. People are sweating profusely under their roofs...God had made this happen ahead, knowing fully well we are a helpless people. I've lived in lagos and Nigeria most of my life. I'm in my 40s and the heat since last December has been unprecedented. I wouldn't know if such was experienced before i was born.

This is the time an atheist like you the OP, the scientists whose knowledge and claims have failed them and those who never believe the end could come to this world to think twice. This is just an example of one of the many plagues that would hit the earth at the imminent end time.

This is the most senseless rubbish I have read in a long time
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 10:55pm On Mar 21, 2020
Jesus is not a political saviour, the Jews expected such and were disappointed jesus is a saviour from sin and to unit man back to God for that is the real problem not corona virus or whatever it is called.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 11:44pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
Which of the gods is in control? Pls specify, because last time I checked Allah is still in his spiritual cage. However, the scientists are in control and they will get the cure soon. They are the gods I can recommend for getting this job done, no one else.

The Creator of all.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 11:46pm On Mar 21, 2020
MuttleyLaff:







It never is news that God already had put out the solution for all problems, small or large that could/might make man jittery.

Same way, there is and/or are whatever furniture you can imagine of, in a seed of oak tree, waiting for man to bring out the chair, the bed, the door, the etcetera from out and/or in the seed, so God, too, like everyone of us, is waiting for man, to reach deep into his God given potential and pull out what God has already put inside him, to neutralize COVID-19 with, lol

Very true Muttley, very true.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 11:51pm On Mar 21, 2020
kingxsamz:


Tiny problem that's making your pastors to close their business centers...

Tiny puny little problem. I thought scientists said the virus was tiny and even microscopic?
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 12:12am On Mar 22, 2020
kingxsamz:
Tiny problem that's making your pastors to close their business centers...

Image123:
Tiny puny little problem. I thought scientists said the virus was tiny and even microscopic?

Bacteriologist:
Seeing the evidence of God every where is not an evidence in itself. That is just a statement you have made that YOU see the evidence of God everywhere. You still haven't presented your evidence. You only said you see it.

Human body being a miracle is an unsubstantiated claim born from ignorance. A miracle is an event/something that is deemed greater than the natural (i.e supernatural). A miracle would be a suspension of natural laws.

The human body has been proven to have formed as a result of completely natural processes and not supernatural processes. So your assertion that the human body is a miracle is indeed incredibly mistaken, false and demonstrably so.

JMAN05:
Mimic humans and create a human like me "with a conscience", then I will take you serious.

Good. Create life from nonliving thing, then i can take you serious.

MuttleyLaff:
... kingxsamz Mr Bacteriologist Sanctimonious Holier-than-God himself, he that is without sin, let him cast a first stone, but then try the following questions for size. Lets from your replies find out somethings, lol.

3/ Have you kingxsamz Bacteriologist, an example of any living creature with breath of life in it, you have created or are capable of creating, lol, smh, hmm?
4/ Do you kingxsamz always like standing on a wobbly table with uneven legs and be shaking it, lol?

Fine, but then be looking forward to a fate that someone with your attitude deserves, lol.

Look around you, even your existence has God's signature written all over, on and around you, lol

You know what, kingxsamz, when you have created, hmm, let me think of something very simple now, yeah, say, a common little mosquito, then you can climb your moral high ground, but until then for now all you're doing is having a moral rage and what that does, is, it limits your correct and clear view of God.

You see, kingxsamz Mr Bacteriologist Sanctimonious Holier-than-God himself, you live in an immoral glasshouse, yet you start throwing moral stones at imaginary immoral glass houses while standing on the moral quicksand of the moral high ground, lol. It doesnt get hilariously better than this. The moral high ground can be a treacherous place, lol. Dont worry, if all that went over your head, lol, it will need a moment, for you to cop on lol
kingxsamz, just present something basic created by you and done from scratch, lol, lets say, like a male nipple, then maybe you'll have mouth to come mount and/or climb some high moral horse strutting about upandan the whole place, as if being an overfed prize turkey, lol
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 12:26am On Mar 22, 2020
solite3:
Jesus is not a political saviour, the Jews expected such and were disappointed jesus is a saviour from sin and to unit man back to God for that is the real problem not corona virus or whatever it is called.

Do you mind these jokers? Respect to those affected by all evil. Fact is corona virus has not killed up to 12000. They think it's an emergency and a pandemic. They think oh God must quickly show up now or else. What ignorance. They don't know how many years God used before He came to save the dying world. Still spent over 30 years and forbade His disciples from saving non Israelite. Hitler was killing millions of Jews, God did not panic. Millions have died this year only from causes like accidents, and other sickness. Even some government action and inaction have killed over 12000, making them more disastrous. But 12000 people are dead and comedians are giving God an ultimatum? Do they reason at all?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MRosario(m): 12:27am On Mar 22, 2020
fairfora:
How many of them are local cases, compared to those who brought it into the country?
Please stop this misinformation and update yourself
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 3:25am On Mar 22, 2020
Dantedasz:
Somebody that your manual says died is who you claim does not sleep. grin
The gospel according to Mark chapter 15 says hi. grin
[img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img]
The word resurrection?
Does it mean anything to you?

Dantedasz:
The Death of Jesus
33 At noon, darkness came over the whole land until three in the afternoon.
34 And at three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice,
“Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”).
35 When some of those standing near heard this, they said, “Listen, he’s calling Elijah.”
36 Someone ran, filled a sponge with wine vinegar, put it on a staff, and offered it to Jesus to drink. “Now leave him alone. Let’s see if Elijah comes to take him down,” he said.
37 With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last.
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
What's this one Dantedasz, now saying?

What language, Dantedasz, did Jesus speak in the entirety of Mark 15:33-37 please, that makes you think and/or believe that “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by jesmond3945: 4:06am On Mar 22, 2020
kingxsamz:


Try do do some research sometimes before you come online to spew crap.
Bible shouldn't be your only source of knowledge. Smh undecided
i think you lack comprehension skills. How can you compare covid 19 with black death. covid 19 within 3 months has crippled world economy, led to several deaths infact we are heading towards the dawn of martial law, break down of govts and new world order and you are talking of black death that never even reached america let alone africa.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 4:33am On Mar 22, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img]
The word resurrection?
Does it mean anything to you?

[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
What's this one Dantedasz, now saying?

What language, Dantedasz, did Jesus speak in the entirety of Mark 15:33-37 please, that makes you think and/or believe that “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 4:50am On Mar 22, 2020
Dantedasz:
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-a774bf44cc81.jpg[/img]
Trust you that the cat's got your tongue and you'll so fearful and cowardly enough to hide behind a facepalm and not answer the question, lol.

Whats the matter, why are you silent? Why are you not answering the posed question nah? Are you unable to speak due to guilt that your yansh will be exposed, hmmm, lol
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 5:01am On Mar 22, 2020
MuttleyLaff:

Trust you that the cat's got your tongue and you'll so fearful and cowardly enough to hide behind a facepalm and not answer the question, lol.

Whats the matter, why are you silent? Why are you not answering the posed question nah? Are you unable to speak due to guilt that your yansh will be exposed, hmmm, lol

That passage was quoted from your manual you call the holy buy bull New International Version.
I did not write it.
According to religionists this book was written by men under inspiration of your god.
Your questions should be directed at the writers of the buy bull and not at me.
That is why I face palmed your ridiculous question as usual because I know you so well. Your plan like all religionists is to take me on a convoluted endless rigmarole of back and forth(s) that will end up signifying NOTHING.
Remember,the topic is-Where is audio Jesus in this period of covid-19 but like all religionists you are trying to divert the topic from the fact that your Messiah does not exist. He is a fable and a fairy tale!
I don't bang my head against a concrete wall.
Good day.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 5:09am On Mar 22, 2020
Image123:


Do you mind these jokers? Respect to those affected by all evil. Fact is corona virus has not killed up to 12000. They think it's an emergency and a pandemic. They think oh God must quickly show up now or else. What ignorance. They don't know how many years God used before He came to save the dying world. Still spent over 30 years and forbade His disciples from saving non Israelite. Hitler was killing millions of Jews, God did not panic. Millions have died this year only from causes like accidents, and other sickness. Even some government action and inaction have killed over 12000, making them more disastrous. But 12000 people are dead and comedians are giving God an ultimatum? Do they reason at all?

Look at how proud you are that your god watches suffering and does nothing. Unbelieveable. LMFAO! Audio god. Bwahahahahaha!

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 5:37am On Mar 22, 2020
LordReed:


Look at how proud you are that your god watches suffering and does nothing. Unbelieveable. LMFAO! Audio god. Bwahahahahaha!

Look at how ignorant you are about who God is? These things are clearly seen in scriptures. But the fool has defined god in his imagination, God doesn't fit into what he imagines God to be, therefore they say there is no god.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 6:55am On Mar 22, 2020
Image123:


The Creator of all.
The Creator of all is the summation of everything in existence. The part of God which is in control of this situation is the scientists while Jehovah and Allah, being the gods of religious folks, remained caged in their spiritual cage.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 7:14am On Mar 22, 2020
Image123:


Look at how ignorant you are about who God is? These things are clearly seen in scriptures. But the fool has defined god in his imagination, God doesn't fit into what he imagines God to be, therefore they say there is no god.

The dunce is eager to tell me how his god watches all the suffering, crime, rape, sexual activity with folded arms, doing nothing but watch.

Prove your god exists and is not an audio god with audio magic powers.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by dazzlingd(m): 7:16am On Mar 22, 2020
Image123:


Do you mind these jokers? Respect to those affected by all evil. Fact is corona virus has not killed up to 12000. They think it's an emergency and a pandemic. They think oh God must quickly show up now or else. What ignorance. They don't know how many years God used before He came to save the dying world. Still spent over 30 years and forbade His disciples from saving non Israelite. Hitler was killing millions of Jews, God did not panic. Millions have died this year only from causes like accidents, and other sickness. Even some government action and inaction have killed over 12000, making them more disastrous. But 12000 people are dead and comedians are giving God an ultimatum? Do they reason at all?

God commanded his people to save only the Israelites...

Apart from being unintelligent to believe this crap, you and your god are tribal bigots, racists and you just said it clean.. to crown it all, you are not even an Israelite but a brainwashed slave to the Jews. A 2020 slave that has been captured by fairy tales, at your age fa!

So the supposedly god of the universe have a chosen race he will choose to save and let his other creations die ...why did he create them if he wont save them..

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by dazzlingd(m): 7:21am On Mar 22, 2020
solite3:
Jesus is not a political saviour, the Jews expected such and were disappointed jesus is a saviour from sin and to unit man back to God for that is the real problem not corona virus or whatever it is called.
But he said you should call him and he will be there for you to save you...
Pls why haven't u called him..either u are very wicked or your god does not exist.

There are thousands of people infected with coronavirus, I dont see any pastor with them but medical researchers.
If u believe in your god, then go there and lay hands in them to be made whole...if you cant, then u people are very wicked or dont believe deep down in your Audio god

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by dazzlingd(m): 7:30am On Mar 22, 2020
mattbass:

The word of God is true, it never fails.... The words of God can't be logically understood by mere mortals but he that must worship him, must do that in truth and in spirit. Genuine believers have their faith in the word of God, for it is our weapon. Even Christ defeated Devil with the word. So, we live and resurrect with the word.
The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds; there is none who does good. Psalm 14:1

For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength. 1 Corinthians 1:25
Who are you, mere mortal who can't give live or create live? Who don't even know when, how and time you will leave this earth, argue the supreme God?




Says a fool enjoying the works of those he called fools...

Nairaland here is own by an atheist, you are here enjoying nairaland

Ok deactivate your account na, but the phone u use was developed by atheists..or do away with our computer gadgets.
Only fools quote statements like robots without thinking...dont just open your dirty black mouth and be screaming same lines over and over again...it takes wisdom to think deep and question things. So for a man to say within himself that theres no god means he has gone through deep thinking and thought processes, even if he is wrong eventually, it means he can challenge stories fed to him unlike you a zombie

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 7:34am On Mar 22, 2020
MRosario:

Please stop this misinformation and update yourself
which misinformation are you talking about here? I'm more informed than you think. I'm just closing from the hospital after a night shift, on my way home as I speak. Out of the 10 new cases, only one is a local case, who had a close contact with one of the returnees . They were always together, sleeping under same chilled air conditioned room for over a week.. with a statistics of 9 travellers to 1 local, what does that suggest to you with my earlier post as against the locals in the hardest-hit cold regions? You may update yourself by visiting https://ncdc.gov.ng.

The latest information is for you...fortify your children and family members with vitamin C and Zinc. They help in imminent boosting. Take care.

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