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Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 7:28pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Dudes, Tis' is a breakin' news, Scientist have just discoveres that the 12 months calendar is a total flaw Mark J.J Huges and Wolf Simeone Gabriella we're the two scientist that uncovered this mystery, The supposed hypothesis stated that if we actually have 12 months in a calender, the we've removed the effect of the odd seasons that affect our time differences, the longer day, shorter nights and longer nights, shorter day peroid, the harmattan, the rainin' seasons and all other coggy seasons, stated the scientists, They said the harmatten causes a shift in the space - time continum thus widens/incerases our normal yearly count, So the scientist said that this new months should be added to our yearly calendar, Lesterder (30) days, posterder (31) days and halongs (30) days, 4 days would be added to the month of dece,ber thus dece,ber would have 35 days, And this takes effect today, So no new year for the next three months |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by ElementG(m): 7:45pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
man dont say crap, i wont believe dat if u dont back it up with a web link |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by eldav(m): 7:46pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
LMAO u funny guy |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by Madukaele(m): 8:46pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
@ poster dis is joke section. not science |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by whiteroses(f): 11:34pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
yadayadayada Yoruba ni e she twon she n she ko le baari to she n ri. kalaye to d'aye la ti n she odun titun ni december, ejowo eje a carry go jor! Happy New Year |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 7:29am On Jan 01, 2011 |
Guys, Seriously, Today's date is dec 32 2010, |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by bright007(f): 9:34am On Jan 01, 2011 |
Guy wake from ur slumber |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by jokingmary(m): 10:11am On Jan 01, 2011 |
This is a beautiful lie If it isn't then I need the source |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by EfemenaXY: 10:33am On Jan 01, 2011 |
Boss Ttdiamonds: Titi, Seriously! 2010 still dey shack you 4 bodi & e never commot - we dey see am Oya paste the link to back up your er. . .hypothesis 'Cos me, I be doubting Thomas |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by AmAlone: 12:56pm On Jan 01, 2011 |
Yes!! And I Confirmed It On CNN Yesterday Today's Date Is: December 32 You can confirm that from google as well |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by bright007(f): 1:08pm On Jan 01, 2011 |
Falacy!falacies!falacies |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 4:39pm On Jan 01, 2011 |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by lysaa(f): 10:37pm On Jan 01, 2011 |
Boss Ttdiamonds:Gbam! was telling my younger bro n his friend few days to xmas that it's possible we've bn deceived for so long by our clock and maybe in the real time i.e if our 24hrs is checked properly, we just might still be in the last week of November. |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by micklplus(m): 1:20am On Jan 10, 2011 |
Lysaaaaa! |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by lysaa(f): 1:31am On Jan 10, 2011 |
sweetheart, happy nu yr! what are u still doing up this late. .abi she send you to sleep for couch tonight? LOL |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by micklplus(m): 2:09am On Jan 10, 2011 |
Hey! No, she's travelled and I won't be at work in the morning. Ow u dey? |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by shakara4u(m): 11:42am On Jan 10, 2011 |
and finally this critic coms up with full crap, |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by Nobody: 11:48am On Jan 10, 2011 |
ok, ok, ok, Happy |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by lysaa(f): 11:23am On Jan 11, 2011 |
micklplus:LOL, but u know i was only kidding about that. I'm good though. .only missing u. |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by micklplus(m): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2011 |
Lol. I know and if u must know, she's still gone. Ow ur side? Talk to u soon |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by lysaa(f): 12:50pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
hahaha this wicked u, better change o. lol |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by dani1luv: 1:50pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
See lie. . .after evry1 dun do watchnight 4 church. .dun scatter knockout. . mchew |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by lysaa(f): 3:54pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
Thats ur opinion thank u. . |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by sylve11: 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by nich(m): 4:45pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
where's the OP? still trapped in year 2010? |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by lysaa(f): 5:03pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
maybe nich, things happen. sylve11: |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by blacksta(m): 5:45pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
shakes head The jokes section has gone to the dogs - needs revamping |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by StudioCFR(m): 5:52pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
Do something |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:37pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
@shakara4u. . . . . . . . . You have refused to see the truth in what I've said and thus you're still blinded* cuz you wan chop new year chicken.* . . . Stay there . . . .na there you go old . . . . @blacksta. . . . . .if you wanna report a case. . . Pls dont do it on my thread. . . Move your s!lly as$ to the Nland general thread and report you s!lly as$ case there. . . . . And as for ya'll the doubtin' thomas. . . . . I've shown you my source. . .so you can go fuc!< yourselves. . . . Lysaaaaa and all my companions. . . Thanks my dear for beleivin' in me and showin' this dude's they are still in year 2010 . . . . . . . . . |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by StudioCFR(m): 6:56am On Jan 12, 2011 |
Guy Stop dat weed wey u dey smoke abeg |
Re: Shockin' News. Tis' Could Throw You Off Your Seat. by oderemo(m): 10:38pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
THIS COULD THROW YOU OFF YOR SEAT. i wonder y am still sitting. science jokes r always dull anyway. |
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