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I Beat My Wife She Almost Pass Out / I Beat Up A Married Man In Front Of His Wife And Daughter's / I Beat My Wife Yesterday Again. I Can't Stop. Please Advise. (2) (3) (4)
Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by Fidelismaria: 3:58pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Fiction or not this is funny |
Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by Satan66(m): 5:38pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
ODB2: Laugh wan kill me at the bolded Only few will understand the joke there |
Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by SweetCunt97(f): 5:45pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
So it's only missionary style deeper lifers indulge in? Booooorriinnggggg if true o. I can't even imagine. |
Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by Nobody: 6:20pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
ODB2: Add some new no-stick frying pans and a cooker with oven and timer so she can cook better. Also, cut off your dstv subscription for 3 months or password all the drama stations as a warning (in fact why haven't you done that already?). Come back and thank me later. |
Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by Nobody: 8:55pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
At 39, still thinking like this. You are indeed a WONDER. Have you ever heard of EMOTIONAL TORTURE, far more effective than FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES ON HER. 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by medolab90(m): 12:39am On Apr 11, 2020 |
Before you beat her next time make sure you tie her hands and leg to a chair or anything to make her still. Now after doing this get a good cane or belt. To make the beating more painful you can pour water on her with this the beating would be going straight in to her body and probably reset her brain cos she would be begging you and at the same time thinking to change. But make sure you don't beat her to death cos you won't be able to enjoy such again. After doing this I have more for you. Wonder shall never end |
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