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Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:39pm On Jan 09, 2011
Efe shift make stone nor fly reach ya head. . angry

rokiatu:

Do not look for my trouble today you hear me angry angry angry angry
Sharrap dia! who do u think u are?  grin

Efemena_xy:

dunno

must be some sort of Karma / one of life's great mysteries

Or simply my Ying being in alingment with my Yang lipsrsealed
Align them well and let the convection cont.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jan 09, 2011
lysaa:

Sharrap dia! who do u think u are? grin
Why are you shinning ya teeth Do i look funny to you? tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 7:48pm On Jan 09, 2011
lysaa:

Efe shift make stone nor fly reach ya head. . angry

**adjusts her seat accordingly**

thanks sis - I know say you get ma back tongue

Align them well and let the convection cont.

'tis done - now let the fun begin!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:50pm On Jan 09, 2011
hehehe remember ur bag of pop corn while u're at it

rokiatu:

Why are you shinning ya teeth Do i look funny to you? tongue
U see yasef? of course u are very ridiculous. .lmao
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jan 09, 2011
lysaa:

U see yasef? of course u are very ridiculous. .lmao
Jesus Wept cry cry cry See who's talking tongue madam, when I look at your own state, I get hope great hope. rofl grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 7:55pm On Jan 09, 2011
**quickly pops in a handful of hot freshly salted pop corn**

Yam 'n Oil nor dissapoint moi

Warri nor dey carry last!! grin grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:12pm On Jan 09, 2011
^^Ya head don shoot! lol

rokiatu:

Jesus Wept cry cry cry See who's talking tongue madam, when I look at your own state, I get hope great hope. rofl grin
If only in this u get hope, u are of all creature most miserable ! lol

If I see u I dey bless God for His faithfulness to moi. .  grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2011
lysaa:

^^Ya head don shoot! lol

Sis, I can but try now - see am as encouragement tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:18pm On Jan 09, 2011
hehehe baddy girl! U nor go carry last for life! lol
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 8:20pm On Jan 09, 2011
Amen, Amen & Amen to that O! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2011
I dey massage ya ego like real isoko pikin lol

Rokiatu has gone. .my bad sad
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 8:29pm On Jan 09, 2011
I know cheesy cheesy

and you know what?

whispers into Lysaa's ear: I think you came on a tad bit too strong for her - you for coat your whip with a 'lil velvet. . .
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:32pm On Jan 09, 2011
LOL. .point noted.

FYI, Roks n I have bn like that ever since. .lol she's my friend o.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 8:35pm On Jan 09, 2011
that's cool

Lysaa?

I get favour I wan ask you o!
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:46pm On Jan 09, 2011
a'ight shoot!
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 8:56pm On Jan 09, 2011
Teach me how to swear and curse like a man. . .

Pls?? tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2011
OMG! I don't know how to do that! shocked embarassed tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 9:09pm On Jan 09, 2011
Wetin?? angry angry

Don't be coy wiff moi!! - I understand your need to be modest

but nor other female here does it like you tongue tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 9:23pm On Jan 09, 2011
Dem send u come? I nor dey o. .which kind flattery be dis? lol

I don't insult jare. . I only state the opaqued fact like a victor. .

Veni vidi vici isn't just an accolade to moi . .Its the siggy of my game tongue tongue tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 9:26pm On Jan 09, 2011
girl, na seriously undiluted flattery I dey give you now

accept it wiff joy grin grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 9:36pm On Jan 09, 2011
Of course. .i will save it for posterity! lol
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 9:38pm On Jan 09, 2011
grin grin grin grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2011
lysaa:


Rokiatu has gone. .my bad sad
You want me to sleep on here for your sake? cheesy
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by shakara4u(m): 4:11pm On Jan 10, 2011
walks in,

women gist

strolls out ASAP
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jan 10, 2011
come back here tongue grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by HTownEve(f): 7:32pm On Jan 10, 2011
LOL! Una done turn diz thread into Wafy zone.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 11:34pm On Jan 10, 2011
^^ 'tis all in a day's work cool
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by allabosky(m): 8:43pm On Jan 11, 2011
passing quietly.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 10:14pm On Jan 11, 2011
^^ not quietly enough - I can still hear you grin

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