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Laugh It Off - Wazobiareporters' Wit by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
http://www.wazobiareport.com/default.aspx/President-Jonathan%E2%80%99s-book-goes-to-top-of-best-seller-list We are still trying to get him to be a fan of our Facebook page Abuja – Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan’s book of his Facebook interactions has become the fastest selling book ever in the history of Nigeria - a record usually held by Pastors. |
Re: Laugh It Off - Wazobiareporters' Wit by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
http://www.wazobiareport.com/default.aspx/Official-explanation-of-the-three-police-men-engaged-in-a-brawl Official explanation of the three police men engaged in a brawl How to make a Nollywood Blockbuster. The attention of the Nigerian Police Farce has been drawn to pictures which have been published in some national newspapers and are being circulated on the internet. |
Re: Laugh It Off - Wazobiareporters' Wit by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
http://www.wazobiareport.com/default.aspx/Danbaba-Danfulani-Suntai,-governor-of-Taraba-state,-to-be-replaced-with-a-polished-pieced-of-wood Who is he? Anyone? Jalingo – Plans have been concluded by frustrated residents of Taraba state to replace their less-than-active governor with a polished piece of wood. A source within the Aggrieved Residents of Taraba committee asked wazobiareport.com a simple question: “Have you people ever heard of Danbaba Danfulani Suntai?" Unfortunately we had no idea who he was talking about until we managed to google his name on Bing. The inactive governor of Taraba state is said to be solely focused on being unfocused, and like his political colleague Obj, he simply does not give a damn. This explains why not many have heard this strange name outside of Taraba state. Residents have therefore insisted on replacing the governor with a polished piece of wood, because although it (the piece of wood) might be almost as inactive as the current governor on issues of governance and progress, it will also remain inactive with the state treasury, which is more than can be said about the current administration. Meanwhile, the situation in Taraba appears to have sparked a dangerous trend in the nation as citizens have began to clamor for the replacement of political figures with various objects and animals. The residents of Oyo state appear to favor an old pair of jeans to replace their current governor, while the Idoma people of Benue state were said to have embraced a carpenter’s hammer and a very big goat to replace the governor and senate president respectively. Residents of Abia state are said to be interested in replacing their current governor with absolutely nothing. The people’s choices of replacement for their leaders appear to reflect exactly how they feel about them. “I will rather be led by a lifeless stick and a brainless goat in their real form than a lifeless stick and a brainless goat disguised as a human being,” said one of the protesters. |
Re: Laugh It Off - Wazobiareporters' Wit by denzel2009: 6:12pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
LMAO, I read the story of the Nigerian pastor that appeared on dragons den seeking £250k investment in church business from the site. He asked the dragons "How many of you own private jets". |
Re: Laugh It Off - Wazobiareporters' Wit by Phate07(m): 7:01pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Laugh It Off - Wazobiareporters' Wit by Sammy107d(m): 3:21am On Jan 08, 2011 |
Classic. I wish the that Taraba governor can read this. If he can read, |
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