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Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by khengxlei(m): 9:09am On Apr 29, 2020
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hi guys I know 90% of us here were freaky scared when we first talked a girl to a relationship...
mine wasn't easy too..
let's share our experience and kill boredom

here's mine

there's this girl who I have been cutting eye for since I was still a kid,and I knew she had feelings for me too,buh the boy was to timid to approach her...we were close friends.
I decided to let the cat outta the bag...
telling her wasn't easy for me,so I wrote it down on a paper and gave it to her before she could ask me what it was for,the boy ran home outta being scared..
she came to my house tho and told me she agrees..that was how I started dating her..lol

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by timibare(m): 9:11am On Apr 29, 2020
Like seriously

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Nobody: 9:32am On Apr 29, 2020
Ma Two damn legs was shaking even when talking to her all I was yarning was nonsense
One thing I was just happy about myself today is I wasn't taught how to woe a woman I stood ma damn ground to do it
I know some of ma nicar who were taught
That shit ain't funny grin

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by seunoo7: 9:35am On Apr 29, 2020
It was hell.. terrible
My voice was shaking and I wasn't calm at all

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by paulolee(m): 9:36am On Apr 29, 2020
really scrwedup..bea wey lyk me o. .jus de form mumu english accent de stammer de gbagaun till de bea laff n leave me after don tire to de correct my stupid English..she reach ous kum chat me up say she bin de crush on me badly xpecially d way she c me de flow pigin n slangs bt I jus choose to kum fall my hand n she gat or feel notin for me again bcox m just a fake nigga n she can bet dt i borrow tinz n wears to d date to impress her, she delete n block my numba..na xo i take lose d bea o...don learn my lesson sha..wen bar de i go flex dm well n if bar no de i go jus tell d bea b4 goin for a date..no time to form rubbish again bcox las las na bed all d story de end...if i no get i de tell d new dates as e be o...went on a last date b4 lockdown n we jus had bottle water n we wr more relaxed dan ever...if e no de mean say e no de afterall wu naaked no de chook hand for pocket

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Bradiyung(m): 9:38am On Apr 29, 2020
khengxlei:
kiss[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
hi guys I know 90% of us here were freaky scared when we first talked a girl to a relationship...
mine wasn't easy too..
let's share our experience and kill boredom

here's mine

there's this girl who I have been cutting eye for since I was still a kid,and I knew she had feelings for me too,buh the boy was to timid to approach her...we were close friends.
I decided to let the cat outta the bag...
telling her wasn't easy for me,so I wrote it down on a paper and gave it to her before she could ask me what it was for,the boy ran home outta being scared..
she came to my house tho and told me she agrees..that was how I started dating her..lol

LMAO ��

I'm the shy type and I hardly talk to ladies about such things but let me share my experience of the first girl I tried toasting.

It was a cool evening in Uniben, I was in 200lv then and me and my friends where on our way back home from class then we saw this girl on our way, my friends where just admiring from afar then suddenly they started daring me to walk up to her or was I that shy, me determined to proof them wrong suddenly increase my pace of walking to meet up with her on meeting her I said hi, she seemed statled and replied me saying Hi on seeing her face she looks more matured than i am and that was a big discouraging and intimidating thing for me.



My words failed me at that moment, so I decided to ask for her department and level, she said she was in agric and a 400lv student....chai � mogbe, me first time toaster I never get scope reach like this oh I thought to myself, the babe seem to already know all my moves am about to make becux she has played this toasting game alot. To cut story short she decided to take a right turn and to her destination and I was heading left I quickly bade her goodbye of hope not seeing her again.

I ran to my guys to tell them about the stories and we all laughed about the matter, I felt a bit embarrassed though but it was my first time.

That was all months back But now I'm getting really good at it.

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by khengxlei(m): 9:42am On Apr 29, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Ma Two damn legs was shaking even when talking to her all I was yarning was nonsense
One thing I was just happy about myself today is I wasn't taught how to woe a woman I stood ma damn ground to do it
I know some of ma nicar who were taught
That shit ain't funny grin
I'm really good at wooing online...buh for real life.... it's still hard
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by khengxlei(m): 9:43am On Apr 29, 2020
seunoo7:
It was hell.. terrible My voice was shaking and I wasn't calm at all
even when she called me out...i couldn't come out
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Nobody: 10:21am On Apr 29, 2020
khengxlei:

I'm really good at wooing online...buh for real life.... it's still hard
Bro you no sabi on line toast pass me
I dey tell you if I catch your elder sister for on line
If I Dutch am scope she go fur walai
But too meet ahh no problem pass am grin
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Nobody: 12:55pm On Apr 29, 2020
Bradiyung:

LMAO ��

I'm the shy type and I hardly talk to ladies about such things but let me share my experience of the first girl I tried toasting.

It was a cool evening in Uniben, I was in 200lv then and me and my friends where on our way back home from class then we saw this girl on our way, my friends where just admiring from afar then suddenly they started daring me to walk up to her or was I that shy, me determined to proof them wrong suddenly increase my pace of walking to meet up with her on meeting her I said hi, she seemed statled and replied me saying Hi on seeing her face she looks more matured than i am and that was a big discouraging and intimidating thing for me.



My words failed me at that moment, so I decided to ask for her department and level, she said she was in agric and a 400lv student....chai � mogbe, me first time toaster I never get scope reach like this oh I thought to myself, the babe seem to already know all my moves am about to make becux she has played this toasting game alot. To cut story short she decided to take a right turn and to her destination and I was heading left I quickly bade her goodbye of hope not seeing her again.

I ran to my guys to tell them about the stories and we all laughed about the matter, I felt a bit embarrassed though but it was my first time.

That was all months back But now I'm getting really good at it.
Lol you tried been the first time
But I still get scared up till now but not shy
But niggar still stand his ground grin

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by vanida6: 12:59pm On Apr 29, 2020
seunoo7:
It was hell.. terrible
My voice was shaking and I wasn't calm at all
lolx shebi nah spirit u dey tallk to
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Randy100: 1:44pm On Apr 29, 2020
The first time was a day I won't forget. I had tremors, heart palpitations, incoherent voice. I crammed line upon line. The funny thing was that the young girl was even shy and she was even bending her head. I couldn't still be confident. This days I can approach any woman knowing that I am in control.

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Inferno001(m): 1:55pm On Apr 29, 2020
Lol!!! My experience was terrible...moved into a new area in my ss1 and was strolling one evening just to know my environment very well then I saw a girl at a shop and was blown away..walked to the mallam's shop to form trying to buy something when I discovered I had no money in my pocket...as she walked away, I told the mallam I was coming back so I ran to her and said hi and she gave me a condescending look and walked away..it was evening o but I started sweating madly...I then ran after her and told her I just wanted to tell her she was beautiful and I walked away..I almost fell because I could feel her stare at me..dated her months later after we met in an inter-school competition..

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Bluezy13(m): 2:23pm On Apr 29, 2020
Hmmm...


Would be back to read more lies...
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by 2cul2care: 2:37pm On Apr 29, 2020
Kai I can never forget mine, I had already crammed everything I was going to say, only to get in front of her and start stammering, I forgot everything I had planned to say, na so d girl just dey smile they laff me sheepishly, she later agree sha.

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by EmmanuelBanks: 2:46pm On Apr 29, 2020
the first experience I had was in my ss1...wrote a letter and gave it to one of my junior to give it to that girl who was in ss2 den. omo na so my heart deyy beat gbim gbim gbim...awaiting reply. after a day she sent her frd to give me her reply. as I opened the letter na so I see "Capital No". thou I dint know she had a boyfriend then.chai my ego left me and ran away. the worst part was that I dint dispose the letter...that was how one of my senior in ss3 saw it and read it ooo..since that day ss3 and 2 boys were calling me "Capital No"..chai the thin pain me no be small....but today we re boss now...in cos of my growing up 4 girls have asked me out, though am cute .sha...I respected those girls because of their courage...though I still talk with some of them, but had sex with all of them sha grin

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Heroclitus(m): 3:18pm On Apr 29, 2020
That shii is one of the hardest thing to do in the world, others are



2)Graduating with a cgpa of 5.0



3)winning the world cup
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by khengxlei(m): 8:04am On Apr 30, 2020
2cul2care:
Kai I can never forget mine, I had already crammed everything I was going to say, only to get in front of her and start stammering, I forgot everything I had planned to say, na so d girl just dey smile they laff me sheepishly, she later agree sha.
say na exam you dey go... lol
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Cholls(m): 8:23am On Apr 30, 2020
my brother another yenyenyen !
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by elipheleh(m): 10:15am On Apr 30, 2020
That day in boarding house school. I was in Ss1, there was this half caste girl. Every guys wanted her and she was the finest.
That day I saw her coming from borehole I was with some of my friends and they were laughing at me as I couldn't talk to any girl. Then they double-dey me to talk to her.

I walked to her path shakingly, and motioned with my hands excuse me. She stopped. I said sister there's something I want to tell you. She stopped to listen. And waited for me to say something. I was dumbfounded and kept moving from side to side. I was just blank looking downwards and shifting my weight from right leg to left leg to right to left and so on... speechless.
The babe said "say something na". I was just stammering.
Me: girl you know na
Girl: what? say something. This water is heavy na.
Me: I managed to muster this silly speech: "Girl you mean you don't know why I am here."

Girl: I don't know. Say something na
Me: lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Girl:Mtcheew....
Girl left me and Waka commot.

Me: embarassed embarassed embarassed

My Friends were just grin grin grin grin grin at me

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by exynos(m): 11:56am On Apr 30, 2020
It was really an embarrassing one! How stupid could i have been? I sent her letters she read and acknowledged them. But then, she wanted to hear it directly from my mouth. I summoned courage we met one night and she started, 'I'm all ears' beads of sweat started forming on my foreward, i was literally shaking as if i were to be slaughtered, I felt my heart in my mouth. I then broke the silence. I requested that she closed her eyes in which she gladly obliged, Immediately i scribbled down the words 'I LOVE YOU' on the ground. In a flash, i bolted off! The rest became history... Jemima, wherever you are, thank you for loving me!

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Elite14(m): 12:00pm On Apr 30, 2020
exynos:
It was really an embarrassing one! How stupid could i have been? I sent her letters she read and acknowledged them. But then, she wanted to hear it directly from my mouth. I summoned courage we met one night and she started, 'I'm all ears' beads of sweat started forming on my foreward, i was literally shaking as if i were to be slaughtered, I felt my heart in my mouth. I then broke the silence. I requested that she closed her eyes in which she gladly obliged, Immediately i scribbled down the words 'I LOVE YOU' on the ground. In a flash, i bolted off! The rest became history... Jemima, wherever you are, thank you for loving me!
Like seriously??! grin grin
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by exynos(m): 1:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
Elite14:
Like seriously??! grin grin
I'm telling you bro!
I'm now rebranded
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by kollinskollins(m): 1:58pm On Apr 30, 2020
Haven't tried it
Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by atilla(m): 3:50pm On Apr 30, 2020
Haha in secondary school we were in the social club and invited a girl school social school to come and socialise.
So my friend said we should go ask some to dance and I agreed. We both went and asked two girls to dance they said yes Only for my girl to be so much taller than me, when she stood up I just panicked and picked race out of the school hall.
I was too embarrassed to go back inside.

I can't remember the first time I was succesful sha when I remember will come modif

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by SirEmbrace(m): 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2020
Mine is a hell of a story. I wasn't the toasting type back in the university. I met this lady of obviously the 'high class' in NYSC camp. We were in the same bus to Borno from Katsina camp. That was in 2017. I didn't know how to woo her but it was easy for me to ask her to be my friend. To cut the long story short, till we parted about a month ago, I never left the friendzone but I gained a lot from our friendship.

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by LordOfTheWeed: 5:05pm On Apr 30, 2020
Damn!!! Wasn't a funny experience at all.. .. .. After summoning the courage to walk up to her, I ended up inviting her to a church programme and she eventually came to the programme with her boyfriend cry

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Re: Tell Us Your Experience When You First Try To Toast A Lady....ladies Listen by Nobody: 5:36pm On Apr 30, 2020
khengxlei:
kiss[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
hi guys I know 90% of us here were freaky scared when we first talked a girl to a relationship...
mine wasn't easy too..
let's share our experience and kill boredom

here's mine

there's this girl who I have been cutting eye for since I was still a kid,and I knew she had feelings for me too,buh the boy was to timid to approach her...we were close friends.
I decided to let the cat outta the bag...
telling her wasn't easy for me,so I wrote it down on a paper and gave it to her before she could ask me what it was for,the boy ran home outta being scared..
she came to my house tho and told me she agrees..that was how I started dating her..lol

this got me really cracked up grin grin grin grin

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