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Women! by Adedejinas(m): 4:19pm On May 13, 2020 |
A woman and a man were
involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the
woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly
damaged but amazingly neither
of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of ... cars,
the woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with
you completely. This must be a
sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look
at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely damaged,
but this bottle of wine didn't
break.
Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she handed the bottle over
to the man.
The man nodded his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half
the bottle and then handed it
back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back
on, and handed it back to the
man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just
wait for the police to come and
collect their evidence."
(drunk driver's offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!!
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Re: Women! by AlphaStorm: 4:21pm On May 13, 2020 |
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Re: Women! by topedoski(m): 4:23pm On May 13, 2020 |
Re: Women! by topedoski(m): 4:25pm On May 13, 2020 |
We've been eating the apple ever since |
Re: Women! by jawalis(m): 4:26pm On May 13, 2020 |
This story should be TRASHed. Firstly: it’s frictional and so imaginative but can never happen. How can you be involved in an accident with your car completely crashed and still consider drinking alcohol/wine from the same person that caused scene. No reasonable person will do that. Lastly: The lady is dead if that really happened, you gave me wine and still had to call the police to robe me of reckless driving so I can be punished for the offense you committed. She’s dead already cos I’ll finish her life before the police arrival Wisdom is profitable. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Women! by Sundrus: 4:34pm On May 13, 2020 |
men don dey fall maga to women since time immemorial 1 Like |
Re: Women! by Davash222(m): 4:37pm On May 13, 2020 |
Don't tempt me with alcohol! |
Re: Women! by MrSensor(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2020 |
That's why myself I prefer the younger ones. Very innocent. Not all those old cargos who always trying to find a way to pull a man down to the ground. |
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