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Women! by Adedejinas(m): 4:19pm On May 13, 2020
A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle over to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence." (drunk driver's offence) Adam ate the apple again ! Men will NEVER learn ! Women will Never change!!! U

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Re: Women! by AlphaStorm: 4:21pm On May 13, 2020
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Re: Women! by topedoski(m): 4:23pm On May 13, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Re: Women! by topedoski(m): 4:25pm On May 13, 2020
We've been eating the apple ever since
Re: Women! by jawalis(m): 4:26pm On May 13, 2020
This story should be TRASHed.
Firstly: it’s frictional and so imaginative but can never happen. How can you be involved in an accident with your car completely crashed and still consider drinking alcohol/wine from the same person that caused scene. No reasonable person will do that.
Lastly: The lady is dead if that really happened, you gave me wine and still had to call the police to robe me of reckless driving so I can be punished for the offense you committed. She’s dead already cos I’ll finish her life before the police arrival
Wisdom is profitable.

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Re: Women! by Sundrus: 4:34pm On May 13, 2020
grin men don dey fall maga to women since time immemorial

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Re: Women! by Davash222(m): 4:37pm On May 13, 2020
Don't tempt me with alcohol!
Re: Women! by MrSensor(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2020
That's why myself I prefer the younger ones. Very innocent. Not all those old cargos who always trying to find a way to pull a man down to the ground.

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