Hey Guys,
Good Day To Y'all
I'm Ena5four, Wanna Introduce To You A New series Of Classic Sex And Comedy Stories To Be Written In The Mixture Of Languages Including:
-British English Language
-American English Language
-Broken Rules Of English Language
-Nigerian Pidgin English
-Nigerian Yoruba Language
-Nigerian Ibo Language
And A Bit Of
-Hausa And Arabic Languages.
Please I'd Like Y'all To Bear With Me As Some Inconviniences Will Often Pop-Up Due To The Changes In The Use Of Composition And Mechatechnical Accuracy Of My Write Ups Which Includes The Use Of P.O.V (Point.Of.View) And Other Format/Templates Of Composition.
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Note: (This Story Is Fiction)
Thank Y'all For Reading Through.

Episode 1:- Meet-Me
You Know What,
I Don't Even Know How To Describe My Height But Lemme Say
I'm A Guy Of An Average Height
Cool Body Complexion Of A Bit Lighter Version Of My Brown Skin,

Even Sometimes I Dont Know How To Define My Skin Colour,
Maybe It Changes Like My Mood,
Or My Environment Usually Have An Effect On My Skin I Don't Know But I Know I Don't Have A Constant Body Complexion It Swings Like My Mood,
When I'm Happy I'm Lighter, When I'm Sad I'm Brownish When I Just Wake Up I'm An African Black Skin Guy,
*Nooo, I Know What You're Thinking
*I No Dey Bleach ooo, Sori I No Even Geh Body Cream*
Leaving The Complexion Thing Aside,
I Have This Shape Of Head Yoruba People Usually Called "Ogo" But U Can Pronounce It As "Ogoor" With Upward Pitch Intonation,
Yh Lyk That,
Like A Quite Long Head,
Which Suits Perfectly To My Body Stature,
Set Of Perfectly White Dentition And A Quite Stuborn Dark Hair That Struggles To Grow Within A Month,
Maybe It Grows According To My Diet, Sometimes Fast Atimes Low.

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ATTENTION PLEASE!
1
pls i'd like y'all to bear with me, coz i just discovered i can't typ more than a thousand letters,
so please if you really have an idea of what's happening i'd like u 2 dm me, and again
2
i'm not like other writer's who begs for comments, likes or shares
i'm just me, so if u like comment,like or share if u like don't
"dah one nah ur own cup of tea"
3
i love being corrected, so if u think any of my piece is missing or not formatted well like a well known template, pls kindly call me to correction
4
to ghort readers, i won't blame u guys,coz i've also read lots of work as a ghost reader, so its karma
and its kinda 4ny finding myself writing story here,
5
i've read bout lotta bans and all that, nkan ti mo kan fe sofun yin nipe ema ya werey o, as in ema shierey, issorite

and the GOODNEWS here is that this story ain't ending soon.

so all HATERS you're highly WELCOME

i hate INSULTING people, and also hate being INSULTED.

so let's all act like a mature minds that we are.
EPISODE 2 incoming

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KaideeGee:
Nice, following, but please try to use sentence case for your writing as this present one is quite confusing.

Hey Buddy, I'm Really Glad U Corrected Me, I Appreciate This,
And I'd Be Glad If U Can Shed More Lights On The Sentence Case.
I'm Writing For People Like You,
Thanks Man.

*EPISODE 1 CONTINUATION*

I'm An Endless Definition Of A Cute Guy,

I Don't Fight For Being Handsome Coz My Believe On The Word "Handsome" Simply Means (To Me)
A "HAND" That Has "SOME-thing" to offer,

And since i've known my self to be a broke ni**a,

i don't stress myself chasing girls around,

there's something strange about me,
and it's my INTELLIGENCE,

my sense of reasoning is not of this world,

according to horroscope i'm CAPRICORN coz i was born in january,

but despite my INTELLIGENCE i'm not a BRIGHT LEARNER,

only people in this category can actually comprehend and relate to that statement,

my grades in school are not bad,
at least i'm an average student but everyone keeps believing i'm BRILLIANT academically

*then who am i to stop them from hyping me*

i provide solutions to almost 98% of wrecked marriage problems and all other phase of life challenges,

and these are what makes elderly people believed in me,

they often say i'm an old man in young man skin,

I Play Minds Game Alot

*EPISODE 1 CONTINUATION*
I've Met and have been meeting people in my life,

the good ones
the bads
the positives
the negatives
the psychos
the deceitfuls
the care-free attitudes
the abusives
the pretenders
the thieves
the whores
the molesters
the workaholics
the lazy ones
almost everyone in the "book of attitude of the almighty"
i'm just 20,

but have experienced the phase of life of a 90 years,
so far so good challenges have been coming and luckily have been winning,

even the ones i loose,i still thought i won them coz i'm still alive and being alive exchanging carbon(iv)oxide for oxygen
is nothing but a great opportunity to fight for the upcoming opportunities,

i never believe opportunities surfaces once in a lifetime according to major people's believe,
i'm born and breed different
thinks different, talks different,
a food monger and a good pretender,

infact, all the above listed attitudes defines me,
i'm nothing but a machine in disguise,
so useful for all sorts of work as long as "INTELLIGENCE" is con

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 1*
is concern,
am a criminal, and also a law abiding citizen,
also a legal millitary personnel,

don't be confused picturing my kind of personalties in your mind,

your mind can't process the imagination
*chuckling*

yeah, i know you're confused,
i'm heartless and also caring,

infact i'm double-minded,
and it's very hard to believe i'm a muslim and also a christain
*lol*
as long as youre talking about confusion it's me and noonelse,

i can operate all types of machines and devices as long as technical know-how is concern,
i build things,
name it,
is it,
houses
vehicles
watches
phones
computers
machines
softwares
devices
robots
artificial intelligences
even
a human-like android robots known as "humanoid"
automated machines
clothes
just to name but few...

i told you, you'll be confused,
as someone that doesn't have a good grade can also do those stuffs?

if you calm down you'll know where this story is actually heading to,

and don't be surprised if u c a single episode in 8 thread.

*EPISODE 2*
{EARTHLY INDIVIDUAL WITH EXTRA-TERESTIAL ABILITIES}

Nobody can give my exact definition, because i only make them see the side of me that i want them to see,

you can never see my exact image,
even i myself doubt if i had an exact personalities,

i told you i play mind games alot but you didn't believe me,

have you now see who you're dealing with?
that's aside for now,

wanna talk about my profession,
ooops! sorry,
i mean professions,
i'm a medical doctor
a nurse
an electrical engineer
a plumber
a carpenter
a builder
a pharmacist
a surgeon
a pilot
a computer engineer
a make up artist
a taylor
an industrous individual
white hat hacker
black hat hacker
grey hat hacker
a spy
a programmer
a politician and
also a heart robber
don't forget i once mentioned

millitary personnel,
i'm just too bad, sorry, i mean too good,
wait, is it too good or too perfect,

no, i won't use perfection to qualify my personalities,
one thing i forever believe is
GOD is the only perfect one.
so i'm not going into
'shriek'.

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 2*

the only help i can render you to understand this story is introducing my abilities, else
you ain't gonna get a dot on the story, so just chill and relax,
never think the title doesn't befit the message,

i'm so extra-ordinarily talented and special in the aspect of living a double life,

being a super-hero and also villain,
being a murderer and also a life saver,
best of all is being a strategist,

my strategy has never failed me,
it's always on point,
and unique,
my weaking point is negative tought
so you now see how hard it is to defeat someone like ME.

my simplest challenge is mind game while my greatest challenge is negative tought,

once, i had a negative tought on my mind then my body is weak, but before a negative tought can render me useless,
that means a mind game was being fore-played,

and since mind game is my thing, so its easy for me to defeat my opponent in the mind game being played,

it only takes someone like me to pull me down,

and that's why i'm scared to ha

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 2*

And That's Why Am Scared To Have A Child Of My Own,
i can't imagine someone like me being defeated, and that's why i'm always greatful i wasn't born twin,

i have two lives, or lemme say two life's i'm living, one seems REAL while the other seems REALM,

am not a wimp, i'm strong, confident and also brave

but wait o,
have you forgotten that i'm also opposite of whatever i said or choose to be?
simply because
i'm living in two different world.

usually and normally
In a world,
am a brave warrior
while in the other world
i turned out to be a total cowardice,

in a world i overcome challenges while in the other world challenges overcome me,

to me i seems to be living a balanced world,

one world, i'm being defeated
in the other
i defeats all.

hnmm...
what a yummy,
sweet and delicious life,
ooops! sorry,
i mean life's,

i'm a single body,
having 2souls,
a single persn having millions of profiles and personalities,

a monstar in an angel picture,
remember i'm also the vice versa o

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 2*

so, here is what you've been waiting for,

to make thing's easy for both you and i,
i'm writing directly wherever the spirits pushes
me
just have it in mind i'm living the JOKER (clown and brostitute)
WORLD in a real life
and
the other life in the dream world,

i have so many names in my dream world,
i don't keep to 1 name and 1 profile,
due to the fact of my numerous jobs/proffessions,

but there's something mystical about my dreamworld, and its:
i don't tends to forget all the the things i learnt from my dream world
be it, the professions, techniques, the strategy,
i've learnt so many things in my dream world and
execute them perfectly in my real world,
it's amazing isn't it?

for example, i learnt how to drive different cars in my dream world and its exactly the way it is in my realworld,

it's surprising isn't it?

i hate to have sex in my dream world,
but its my hobby in the real world,

it is mysterious isn't it?

you can call me
"brolosho"
or
"brostitute"
in my real world.

ena5four:


Hey Buddy, I'm Really Glad U Corrected Me, I Appreciate This,
And I'd Be Glad If U Can Shed More Lights On The Sentence Case.
I'm Writing For People Like You,
Thanks Man.

No problem, sentence case is when you use capital letters only at the beginning of a new sentence, or after a full stop. Kinda like what i am doing right now, instead of using a capital letter at the beginning of every word.

*EPISODE 3*
[BROLOSHO]or[BROSTITUTE]

ashewo is a title/name given to sex workers/prostitutes in yoruba language,
and since a language can't stands on it own without a borrowing words from other languages,
larger parts of nigerians refers to prostitute as ashewo,
but recently,
our nigerians hipop musicians upgraded the use of "ashewo" to "olosho"
at this current age,
"olosho" is a title given to a female ashewo
while "brolosho" is a title given to a typical brother that runs after everything that's under skirt,
you can euphemise "brolosho" in nigerian pidgin language as "brostitute"
it's all the same thing,

in real world,
i belong to the class and category of "brolosho"
pluralizing it as "brolosho's"

its not just an hobby,
sex is everything to me, to the extent that i gets high having sex, my mates smoke,drink and even sometimes sniff cracks to get high, but here am i,

addicted to pussy..
to God be the glory,
he endowed me with this 8 inches rod,
oh my GOD
sometimes it's better to be lucky than being rich.

KaideeGee:


No problem, sentence case is when you use capital letters only at the beginning of a new sentence, or after a full stop. Kinda like what i am doing right now, instead of using a capital letter at the beginning of every word.

Oh, Ok Thanks Man,
You See That I've Applied Your Syntax, Lol

ena5four:

Oh, Ok Thanks Man, You See That I've Applied Your Syntax, Lol

Okay.

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 3*

You need to know the difference between being addicted to sex and being addicted to pussy,

there are categories of people that Are addicted to Sex,

while the other categories are addicted to pussy,

a sex addicts can Bleep anything as long as it's to satify his/her sexual urge but

a pussy addicts will never Bleep anything except pussy,
and besides a pussy addict doesn't Bleep pussy anyhow, they worship pussy, they treat pussies like its their world,
of course, it is,

but as for the category that i belonged,
i mean my brostitute category,
i'm a pussy addict not just an ordinary sex addict,

and to me if you ain't talking about my addiction i mean
if it's not pussy, then it can never be as important as you wanted it to sound to my hearing,

am glad i'm running after everything under skirt's,
as long as i'm not running after my fellow man,

i'm safe.

before we get deep into this real world life,
don't forget about my dream world life too o,
i learnt all my stuff's 4rm dreams world

*EPISODE 4*

oshodi oshodi oshodi,
too bani change ma wole o
(if don't have change don't come on board)
mi o fe were laaro kutu kutu monday o
(i won't tolerate madness this monday morning)

ooops, despite all the introductions i made earlier, it's horrible i didn't mention my name,
my name is ena.
just call me ena and nothing else,
i don't wanna be really specific in supporting any tribe here,

the bus conductor kept ranting on again and again,
everyone is just rushing to come on board,
and since as early as 5.am everywhere is bright enough as usual,
thanks to lagos state governor,

i'm totally lost in my own tought reminiscing on how this monday is going to be,
will it favour me?
will it be the opposite?
i prefer the former than the latter but what can i do if today does not favour me,

well it's nature you can cheat it,
you just have to accept your fate,
my subconcious mind keeps responding to my rhetorical questions,

what if today awaits me a good fortune?
what if i die today?
what if, what if and if hmmm

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 4*

what if i am going to be robbed today?
what if i'm going to be successful today?
what if?

*the bus conductor=b.c cuts my tought short*

b.c: ehn ehn oya bros!
*raising my head up with sleepy eyes but not sleeping*
me: wetin happen
*i responded in a weak voice*
b.c: wetin happen bawo?
f'emi lowo jhor,
(what happen like how? give me money)
b.c: abi sleep neva commot 4 ur eyes,
oga abeg gimme money mio raye oshi
(are you still feeling sleepy, boss please give me money i don't have time for nonsense)
*i scruintinized his face*
b.c: oga y u dey luk me like say u no me 4rm somewhere abeg arrange my money b4 i come back o
*he said, heading towards the back seats*

without having a second tought on his words,
i tapped my pocket to check on what seems to be my wallet,
ghen ghen
ghen ghen ghen ghen
i pressed it again,

but why is my wallet so soft like this nah, ah ahn, leather wallet for that matter,
abi did it fall inside water and i didn't know ni?

abi shey?
wait what am i even saying?

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 4*

what am i even saying?
the wallet am not sharing with anybody,

*all this while, i still haven't bring the so-called wallet out yet*

b.c: oga shey oti ready?
(boss, is it ready?)
me: *with smile*
ehn mon bo
(yes, i'm coming)
bc: las las sleep don commor 4 ur eye

me: mi o sun tele nah
(i'm not sleeping before now)
bc: *coming towards me*
oya owo e da?
(so, where's your money)
me: alaye fara bale jhor
(hey dude, calm down now)
bc: on top my money u still dey show me level,
oga mio fe gbogbo were yio
(you're still forming for me despite the fact that you're still yet to pay me, boss i don't want all these madness)

me: oya chillax na
bc: itunmo iyen?
(meaning of that)
me: i mean chill and relax, i'm coming naw,
maa sanwo e nah abi shey mon salo ni?
(i'll pay you or am i running away)

*he left my side and slides the danfo door open to call for passengers*

oshodi, oshodi, under bridge oooooooosssshoooooddddiiii....
*he banged the vehicle thrice*

bc: heys, on wolee
(hey, is going)

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*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 4*

*the driver reduces the the speed of the vehicle*

& d passengers hopped in

i brought out d wallet-like structure in my pocket,
but to my uttermost surprise
Lo and Behold it was a jehova witness booklet that was given2me on my way to the sport gambling shop yesterday morning,

*that was when realization hits me*

damn it,
it wasn't the pair of trouser that i had chosen earlier before i headed towards the bathroom that i wore,

& it was due to the effect of overthinking of what my life would become if the dream i had, had that morning comes to reality,

i heaved a sigh of frustration,

how am i going to escape this bus conductor became my next plan,

GBAM...!

*i hit it on the head as an idea struck my mind*
running away wouldn't be a big challenge ofcourse
*i muttered to myself*

but what kind of bad morning is dis?
i was still asking myself d question in my mind when d audible deep macho voice of d bus conductor caught my attention,

he was already exchanging insulting words __

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 4*

insulting words with the n.u.r.t.w staff,

(national union of road transport worker)

informally and popularly reffered to as "Agbero"

agbero: ehhn eyan meta lo wole, mioni change 1000 o,

(hey, it's 3 people that has just board your bus,i don't have one thousand naira change o)

he was still ranting when the bus driver accelerates the vehicle recklessly,

*the bus driver tought that his conductor had already paid d n.u.r.t.w ,since he wasn't listening to their conversation*

d next thing we heard from d back of d vehicle was a loud bang
*GBAAAAM!*

JESUS...!
*one of D female passengers at the back sit shouted*

*D driver looked back
unknown to him, he was almost about to hit another vehicle in front*

and all D passengers shouts at him with different kind of frightened voices

1st woman: *with warri accent* oga wetin nah, i no tell dem 4 my caba say nah die i wan go die o

2nd woman: *with igbotic accent*
bia driver, ebu jepa nam onnwu o

(come driver, don't drive me to death o)

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