Hardes:
]seems you were lucky

Lol, Ion Understand What U Meant O... *laughing*
I'm Just Tryna Make Sure The Story Becomes Real In My Readers Imagination.

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]seems you were lucky

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*EPISODE 5*

i'ill be writting this
*EPISODE 5*
&the next
*EPISODE 6*
piece in
NIGERIA PIDGIN ENGLISH
&
CYBER-WORDS.

na so i take tear race 4lo d bus conductor lyk say him steal my new iphone wey i been dey use on credit, Even all d passengers dem 1st tink say d conductor thief my money con run,
cos as i take tear race 4lo am seff,Me seff been dey wonder wear d strenght come from,
4 my plastic mind,
I no say d conductor been dey run after d agbero wey smash him "danfo" with baton,
but i tear race 4lo am so dat i go fit take dah 1 confuse pple wey been siddon inside d bus,
conductor don tear slap give d agbero, broh! con c fight even me wey i been wan run away b4 seff con wait dey separate d wrestlemania's dem
agbero: ogun lo ma pa ya e
(na god of iron go kill ur mama)
bc: na thunder go rape ur fada
agbero: *na so him shout like person wey dem shuk 3 fingers inside him bumbum*
ehn, emi
(ehn, me?)
naso him tear slap wire d conductor 4 face o,

4 where i been dey i no say yawa don gas.

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*

no even do like say d tin concern am,
she just dey sell her "Agbo" giv her customers dem,
those ones too dey carry d tin dey gulp down dem throat lyk say dem life dey inside d herbal concortion,
GBAAA!!!
na so him back take break d woman table scatter d whole place,

Ghen Ghen,
Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen

n all d woman customer nah Area Boys dem be,
nothin concern dem concern madness,
coz even dem themselves b original incurable madness,

d woman no kukuma talk,
she just stand dey luk dem,
she con Shift back 4 dem,
i tink say she been wan give dem space to fyt well well ni,
i no no say she been gt her own plan,

dis 2mumu fyt well well so tey,
dem fall inside gutter still dey fyt, some keke drivers and okada riders begin dey hail dem,
dey giv dem morale,

when dem fyt tire dem con stand up commot inside d gutter,

as d conductor raise up him head nah me, him frst c, ghen ghen,
na so him shout, OWO MI DA?
(whey my money)
as him wan run, make him come face me, na so d area boys dem,
Wey b

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*

*him no no say d b.c go still pursue am after him don break d b.c danfo glass, na e make am con go bk 4 him bus/stop wan begin dey collet money 4rm other bus conductors dem,
bt as him c my b.c dey run come him side wt full force na im make am 4get say nah him bus/stop him dey con begin dey fyt wrestlemania*

BROS! my b.c seff jus luk left n ryt c d filling station wey pple dey call yonni filling station, my guy face just turn red wan begin dey cry,

him don remember d side wey him dey, d side na Meiran bustop, pple no dey fyt 4 dah side, him don hear different stories about d place 4rm him conductor mentors wey dem teach am conductor,

him remember say dem tell am "even ti agbero bani ko san 1000 naira ni meiran, ogbeni, fun ni 1,500 ni o, won kin ja ni Meiran O, Sho Gbor?"

*even If Agbero Yarn Say Make U Pay 1k, My Guy, Give Am 1,500, Dem No Dey Fyt 4 Meiran O, U Hear*

him rember some hardened bus conductors too wey b say him fear,
dem don treat dem Bleep up 4 meiran bus/stop.

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*

even if AMERICAN PRESIDO wey b trump show face 4 dah place,
e no fit rescue dem,

not to talk our ordinary

*clears throat: hghun hhghun*
i no say una sharp well well una go don understand wetin i been wan yarn*

*wink*

my kwantinu wit my tory,

my guy d b/c seff don begin dey expect d worse,

nah so 1 of d area boys dem yarn dey give d b.c say,

a.b1: *with macho voice*
u wan dey form strong head abi?

a.b2: papa, e fi le, o fe ku ni, ode ma ri ku yen laaro yi

(papa, leave am, him wan die nah, and him go c d death dis morning)

*d 1st area boy wey talk na him b d oga patapata 4 dah area, him no dey stay plenty well well 4 dah side because him just build new house 4 mushin, bt him just come dah morning bcoz 1 of him boys born pikin, nah celebration tinz dem dey*

b.c: *in a teary voice* ah, papa i no wan die abeg
ejo sir
mi oni she be mo
(abeg sir, i no go do am again)

as 4 my oda guy, "agbero" him don already cry river niger nah river benue him wan begin dey cry when dem call am,

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*

as river benue wan begin tear race commot 4 my guy eye laidis
naso him hear,

a.b papa: hey, were, wetin cause una fyt?
agbero: papa, e no pay me, i con...i con
*e wan yarn d 1 wey been dey him mouth na so d b.c cuts in*

b.c: *cuts in* e con break my glass,

KPGBAAASSS, 1 area boy wey been dey him bak 4 where him kneeldon just tear am unimaginary exloquential erotica n enfractica deliquscent slap 4 hear,
4rm d back,

4 d next 16 seconds my guy no gree hear anything,
nah only dah mosquito sound wey dey do high pitch noise wen u been dey slp,just dey sound 4 him ear,

30seconds later, i just hear

b.c: *shouts*
YEH! ETIMI...
(yeh, my hear)

all d crowd wey been gather just tear laugh lyk say dem bin dey expect da kyn tin,

1 girl wey her 6* been geh shop beside d deaf woman,
been dey sweep, bt as she just hear d shout 4rm d b.c, she just shout,

girl: YEH, ATEWO LA BA LA

everybody just tear anoda round of laughter,

"Atewo la bala" na him b d name of d area boy wey tear d b:c slap

*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*

ATEWO LA BALA
means
NAH HAND WE DEY TAKE RICH
or
NAH PALM WE DEY TAKE RICH
*u fit choose any of dem, as to say na d same tin e mean*

Atewo la bala don slap Veronica b4, wen she geh issue wt her elder 6ta,
vero no dey sleep 4 ous again since she begin to grow breast,
na d tin wey she dey do 4 onitsha b dat,b4 family gada head do meeting say make her elder 6ta carry her go lagos make she dey work wt am,
vero 6* name nah Angela,
atewo la ba la been dey eye angela tey tey bur she no wan gree as to say atewola ba la nah area boy,
nah outside vero go sleep as usual,wen angela report am to atewo labala, nah only 1 slap atewo labala tear vero,

wallahi, she just cut ties with all her boyfriends both in village & lagos, even d forthcoming ones & her sugar uncles,
nah two weeks she use 4 hospital wey dem dey help her treat her face, wen doctors ask am wetin do am,
angela yarn lie say na accident,even d doctor sef no doubt am because of d scar,
ever since dah period,
she no dey misbehave

Haha, thanks for the update

Hardes:
Haha, thanks for the update

Anytime Man...

ena5four:
Waiting For The View To Get To 2k, Then We Continue...or Still To 2.5k

.
Boss its over 2k views now na, atleast give us small ginger na, with back 2 back updates am sure we'll get to more than 5k views in no time.
Am sure alot of people haven't gotten the hang of d story yet hence the low count.

nice wrk bro. more ink 2 ya pen

Rasmodox101:
.
Boss its over 2k views now na, atleast give us small ginger na, with back 2 back updates am sure we'll get to more than 5k views in no time.
Am sure alot of people haven't gotten the hang of d story yet hence the low count.

I really appreciate your comment, brotherly!

Markzy1991:
nice wrk bro. more ink 2 ya pen

I really appreciate your comment bro...thanks

ena5four:

I really appreciate your comment, brotherly!

anytime bro. Following.

Episode 7

by now the time is 8:10 am,
i've wasted more than enough time pokenosing into what does not concern me

i had to leave

as i turned to move out of the crowd to get myself another commercial vehicle.

what i heard was
bc:papa abeg make that guy no go o*pointing at me*
papa:*landed him a hot resounding slap* u don turn me 2 ur guard abi? orie ti daru...
me as a sharp guy now,i quickly find my way out of my fellow gathered amebo's.
who knows what might happen next,and fortunately for me, that's when i remembered my plights boom! i had no money for transport,
mehn trekking tin don start o,i'm still going to oshodi, shey i'll now be trekking to oshodi from meiran ni,
it's going to take me approximately 23hrs,na brain i must use for this kain tin,abi nah how i go come take loose this kain opportunity wey i been dey wait for since all these days,i had to board another vehicle and keep bursting them with more to more brain ni o,to go back home nah war,to go oshodi seff na another war,wait o,even if i reach

thanks 4 d update.

Rasmodox101:
thanks 4 d update.

Rasmodox101:
thanks 4 d update.

Rasmodox101:
thanks 4 d update.

u're 1 million% welcom