Episode 8
under purnishment,d tin dey sweet am,him dey geh joy 4 dah kain tin well well,
(siren from afar blaring)
*even if police arrive the venue, they will still have to beg papa and his boys before they can do anything to the two-fighters.*
as people began hearing the blaring sirene,they began to disperse one after the other,i was perplexed seeing people leaving in hurry,
that's when a dude whisper to me,
voice: bro move o, some police wey no no papa & him boys fit cause casala for hear o,
*i recognised the voice almost immediately, it was the guy that told me earlier about papa and his boys*
as a sharp guy wey i be, i no even risk am, i just follow the troopers...
zoooooom! off i went.
the next thing i could hear from afar is just breaking of bottle sounds and iron scratching the floor and occassional gun shot which i hope its bullet went up the sky, i guess papa and him boys no wan make the ojor (police) carry d 2 fighter's go, them con resolve am to violence, wetin concern me, oga where my leg, fiaan..

Episode 8 Cont..
That was how i left without even looking back
the next thing on my mind is going to a nearby church and pray for forgiveness of sin coz i believed it's only sin that can bring this kind of monday-spoiling factors,
about to cross to the other side of the road, i could sight a madman quietly sitting down on a condemed vehicle tyre,
my guts: don't cross here move upward, don't cross oppositing that madman, might be dangerous!
[i shrugged off the tought]
*u no say head wey go chop knock,no geh how e go tey do am, e go still chop d knock nooni*
as if devil is working on my credentials, the next thing i heard was numberless counts of legs running towards my direction,
my brain: [in perruzi's voice: bri ghen ghen
davido: shepey]
at the sight of those people running towards my direction seems like they just want to run across the busy road, that's when i sensed they were the people that was enjoying the clash between the police and the papa's,they refused to leave even after the police intervention

Episode 9 Cont...

Armrobber

Me: (Shout With Frightened Voice) Oga stand up close the gate nah oskempe dey pursue me

gateman: (sprang up on his feet as if wanting to flee away)
*he shouts*
where? wher... whe... where?

me: (in tired pleading voice)
oga biko close the gate first abeg

gateman: (closes the gate and locked it with two big padlocks)

as he was about to turn to me, we just heard loud bang on the gate

oskempe is the name of the man,

>>>FLASH BAACK<<<
i heard it while i was running where those people gathered watching me like temple run, i heard one of them say, "ah e don done for this guy today, nah oskempe dey pursue am"

at that comment i automatically knew i was done for,

there was no way i could get away from this mentally disabled man,

>>>PRESENT<<<
as the bang seem louder than normal action that could have been performed by a normal person, not even in distress,

noone told us it was oskempe doing,

we just heard is voice saying

madman: (shouts) oya, shi gate (common, open the gate)

Episode 10 Cont..

I didn't how i shouted 'yeh, omo C phoney'

"phoney is D short 4 phonetics"

me: uh, ehhm, yh, i'm sorry, i'm...

(she cuts in...and faced me)

her: *yelling ontop of her voice*
& Who D Bleep ask U D shit's you're blabbering?
& what D Bleep is U finding here? who's he?

*yelling at D gateman,& still pointing her finger at me*
within me i know i've bleeped up i've just put D gateman in trouble

*dis babe b lyk say nah butty o, with all these phoneh phoneh wey she dey yarn, well make we c nah*

D next thing i heard was

KPAAAAAAAA...!

i swear if person tear me dah kyn slap,
i go just carry my body,
nah im yoruba artist's dem dey call "gbe body e"

so dis babe tear dis kain paaapa wey fit born am Two times slap?

i quickly intervened in D next forth-coming shot of another round of brain resetting slap just as she was about to deposit it on D man's cheek,

GBOSAAAAA! is what i heard, D rest was story, i had passed out,

(bucket of water on person pikin)
WAYAAAAA...

i opened my eyes & boom she l