Divoc19:
I will like to be the Mohammed here
Use your second moniker. I won't tell

Expresswriter is learning from our chats here

2nd option won't even lead to regrets because I don't even know what am missing

Hahahaha. Bad girl. Now I can confidently say I have met my match. Kudos dear, nor be every babe dey fit yarn like this. It must have taken years of street smartness, experience and all. I did a little digging and saw that you’re married even with a daughter sef. In that case, no need to dey waste my lingo, pick up lines and toasting vibes for here jare. You are taken already, so make I find another person wey go replace you

BTW, Expresswriter nor mind that babe jare. The perfect person for you go locate you. Nor be every man go sabi toast woman na

I nor get 2nd moniker oooooo. Na when I don marry I wan get. I go change this one to “ Deltahusband” so that babes here go know say I don dey taken . As per the 2nd option, why you talk say e nor go lead to regrets ? You want to cheat on your Oga with me abi ? I go report you to Oga

Because you talk for one of your thread say you convert to Muslim, you wan claim to be the Moh here abi ? You better change yourself into a mountain and load yourself inside Uber to my place right now

Now you have catch me finish . 3 kids to be precise c/o Nairaland, I want to delve into marriage counselling self...but you dug too fast your blood must be very hot.
I wish you good street smartness, experience and all luck ahead

DeltaBachelor:
Hahahaha. Bad girl. Now I can confidently say I have met my match. Kudos dear, nor be every babe dey fit yam like this. It must have taken years of street smartness, experience and all. I did a little digging and saw that you’re married even with a daughter sef. In that case, no need to Dey waste my lingo, pick up lines and toasting vibes for here jare. You are taken already, so make I find another person wey go replace you

BTW, Expresswriter nor mind that babe jare. The perfect person for you go locate you. Nor be every man go sabi toast woman na

I nor get 2nd moniker oooooo. Na when I don marry I wan get. I go change this one to “ Deltahusband” so that babes here go know say I don dey taken . As per the Moh stuff, why you talk say e nor go lead to regrets ?

Divoc19:
Now you have catch me finish . 3 kids to be precise c/o Nairaland, I want in delve into marriage counselling self...but you dug too fast your blood must be very hot.
I wish you good street smartness, experience and all luck ahead

lol. Thanks. I wish you the very best as well. This little conversation don even make like 3 people send me PM now now sef. Abi you follow dey among ?

If you nor dey, that’s too bad ooooo, but you open road for me sha, so no lele

Cheers !!!!

DeltaBachelor:
lol. I understand boss. Na whining me sef Dey so. Although, I nor understand this plaiting of your hair thing ooooo. Na Gorimapa ( Kodos) I dey barb because I dey bald, and according to science, we bald men pack testosterone full body wey dey magnet women like chewing gum . If the skodos come go with goatee or better beard gang, you go just notice say them go dey drool with ecstasy ;, particularly when you come go be TDH guy with a perfect and sarcastic sense of humor. You know say woman dey like wetin dem hear pass wetin dem see. I go win you for that one be that. Before them go see your effeminate baby face sef, I go don off pata tey tey .

,...You don finish me, ,..I no fit barb skodo ooo,..las las nah low cut wey no too low,.ah go come do waves.,.,dats okay too,.. ,..but I to resemble woman,..I swear,..I don tire,..

Divoc19:
What is your definition of 'Ugly' because from the look of things, we are already looking good together. The only ish now na who will go first

...Nah whining jhare,..so are you guys going to proceed or not.. ,..why can't you go first?

Lilsameey:
,...You don finish me, ,..I no fit barb skodo ooo,..las las nah low cut wey no too low,.ah go come do waves.,.,dats okay too,.. ,..but I to resemble woman,..I swear,..I don tire,..

Chai !!!!


R.I.P to your yansh brother . Please if you nor wan dey wear pampers for the rest of your life and you are in Lagos, avoid places like Festac, VGC, Ikeja and Yaba . If you must go there, try wear Iron pant wey get very strong padlock ooooo

Lol, that's good news.
Am not among yet I'll be the fourth person to mail you now

DeltaBachelor:
lol. Thanks. I wish you the very best as well. This little conversation don even make like 3 people send me PM now now sef. Abi you follow dey among ?

If you nor dey, that’s too bad ooooo, but you open road for me sha, so no lele

Cheers !!!!

Lilsameey:
...Nah whining jhare,..so are you guys going to proceed or not.. ,..why can't you go first?

Na person wife and mama you want make I enter ba ? O wrong naw !

Divoc19:
Lol, that's good news.
Am not among yet I'll be the fourth person to mail you now

lol. Na now wey I don know say you be person mama you wan mail me ba ?

DeltaBachelor:


Chai !!!!


R.I.P to your yansh brother . Please if you nor wan dey wear pampers for the rest of your life and you are in Lagos, avoid places like Festac, VGC, Ikeja and Yaba . If you must go there, try wear Iron pant wey get very strong padlock ooooo

,..iron pant.. ,..I no fit open my yansh for anybody,...Eeeehn,...for where,..make them scatter my rectum,..chaiiii,..I still wonder till today,..wetin Dem dey enjoy for that stuff, but I no wan know ooo ,.I go avoid those places you talk oooo,...but they are now rampant this days,.. ,..both online and offline,..chaiiiii...women don dey see competitors oooo,...see this one wey I see for Facebook...

DeltaBachelor:


Na person wife and mama you want make I enter ba ? O wrong naw !

,... Aaaaaarrrrghhhh,...I no know ooo,...abort mission asap...

I will go first now but the levels has changed, he already knows am taken

Lilsameey:
...Nah whining jhare,..so are you guys going to proceed or not.. ,..why can't you go first?

Lilsameey:
,..iron pant.. ,..I no fit open my yansh for anybody,...Eeeehn,...for where,..make them scatter my rectum,..chaiiii,..I still wonder till today,..wetin Dem dey enjoy for that stuff, but I no wan know ooo ,.I go avoid those places you talk oooo,...but they are now rampant this days,.. ,..both online and offline,..chaiiiii...women don dey see competitors oooo,...see this one wey I see for Facebook...

lol. You sure say nor be you be that ? Mr fine face like woman own. If woman face fine, na the front dey suffer am oooooo. If man own too fine, na the back go suffer am. But if man face rugged come fine small with masculine features like chiseled jaw line, fluffy beards and thick eye brows with a V- shaped waistline, 6 packs and athletic legs, chai the front must enjoy tire

Divoc19:

I will go first now but the levels has changed, he already knows am taken

,..Abeg make una abort mission,..make daddy WA no vex ooo

Of course to avoid stories that touch from the be nin ging

DeltaBachelor:
lol. Na now wey I don know say you be person mama you wan mail me ba ?

Divoc19:

I will go first now but the levels has changed, he already knows am taken

lol. All-in-all sha, na me still win.

Although this very patient dog fit nor even see biscuit bone chop sef as another man don buy everything

LMAO

Lilsameey:
,..Abeg make una abort mission,..make daddy WA no vex ooo

You no win anything.
That background check spoilt everything.
Na you for first mail me

DeltaBachelor:
lol. All-in-all sha, na me still win.

Although this very patient dog fit nor even see biscuit bone chop sef as another man don buy everything

DeltaBachelor:


lol. You sure say nor be you be that ? Mr fine face like woman own. If woman face fine, na the front dey suffer am oooooo. If man own too fine, na the back go suffer am. But if man face rugged come fine small with masculine features like chiseled jaw line, fluffy beards and thick eye brows with a V- shaped waistline, 6 packs and athletic legs, chai the front must enjoy tire

,..no be me ooo,..for where,...I am trying to achieve that rugged face though,..I am naturally fit already, very athletic, just need little or no fitness exercise to stay in shape sometimes, am slim though...

Divoc19:
Of course to avoid stories that touch from the be nin ging

,..Hope you are not Jacob Zuma's wife

No, na el zakzaky

Lilsameey:
,..Hope you are not Jacob Zuma's wife

Divoc19:
You no win anything.
That background check spoilt everything.
Na you for first mail me

hahahaha. It wasn’t part of the deal jor. The challenge na who go first mail. Although you still never do am sha but my number of followers and PM’ers just Dey increase like Messi Instagram page

The thing be like juju ooooo. So fine babes dey this Nairaland like this. I think say Misogynists and Feminist full am ooooo

Sometimes e dey be like say na battle for supremacy between Redpillers ( self acclaimed correct guys ) and Bluepillers ( self -acclaimed independent feminists ). The sharp ones inside them just Dey “ cash-out” on a low

Lilsameey:
,..no be me ooo,..for where,...I am trying to achieve that rugged face though,..I am naturally fit already, very athletic, just need little or no fitness exercise to stay in shape sometimes, am slim though...

If you want rugged face and you Dey Lagos, we fit drill you small for barracks. When you stand with your head for like 3 hours, na two things fit happen. It’s either all the blood go straight to your head and give you a bicycle-seat head or all the veins for your face go come out making you a ruggedy Baba

Divoc19:
No, na el zakzaky

aaaarrrghhh.

I mailed you. Check.

Forget Nairaland posters most times o.
They are mostly delusional when it comes to the reality of life in Nigeria. Just because anybody can create a thread doesn't make them real.
We still have good people and good things around us.

DeltaBachelor:
hahahaha. It wasn’t part of the deal jor. The challenge na who go first mail. Although you still never do am sha but my number of followers and PM’ers just Dey increase like Messi Instagram page

The thing be like juju ooooo. So fine babes dey this Nairaland like this. I think say Misogynists and Feminist full am ooooo

Sometimes e dey be like say na battle for supremacy between Redpillers ( self acclaimed correct guys ) and Bluepillers ( self -acclaimed independent feminists ). The sharp ones instead them just Dey “ cash-out” on a low

DeltaBachelor:


If you want rugged face and you Dey Lagos, we fit drill you small for barracks. When you stand with your head for like 3 hours, na two things fit happen. It’s either all the blood go straight to your head and give you a bicycle-seat head or all the veins for your face go come out making you a ruggedy Baba

,...Why nah,..why nah,..I no need that kind reshaping.,..make una comot 30yrs from my life span abi,..but I dey hustle mode this year,..and e don dey reshape my face....am beginning to have this face,..most people are scared because I frown a lot now if I go out... ,.anybody that sees me must stare nih sha,..nah why I dey frown face now,..look me and I go give you that nightmare look ,..e no easy to make money ooo..Chaiii

Divoc19:
I mailed you. Check.

Forget Nairaland posters most times o.
They are mostly delusional when it comes to the reality of life in Nigeria. Just because anybody can create a thread doesn't make them real.
We still have good people and good things around us.

That’s so true ma’am. I have replied . I also believe we have good things around us. Hopefully, you are one of them, ‘cause heaven knows I need good good tidings at this point in time.

Cheers !!!!

@
Lilsameey
Delta bachelor
Moi Divoc19
Na we get the thread all thanks to Expresswriter

Lilsameey:
,...Why nah,..why nah,..I no need that kind reshaping.,..make una comot 30yrs from my life span abi,..but I dey hustle mode this year,..and e don dey reshape my face....am beginning to have this face,..most people are scared because I frown a lot now if I go out... ,.anybody that sees me must stare nih sha,..nah why I dey frown face now,..look me and I go give you that nightmare look ,..e no easy to make money ooo..Chaiii

lol. The hustle na still part of the training. E go pure one day. Keep the hope alive mate. Cheers !!!!

Divoc19:
@
Lilsameey
Delta bachelor
Moi Divoc19
Na we get the thread all thanks to Expresswriter

hahahaha. Bad pikin. See as you come hijack another person thread. You better find babe give that chap ooooo. I nor wan hear stories that touches the heart later

Divoc19:
@
Lilsameey
Delta bachelor
Moi Divoc19
Na we get the thread all thanks to Expresswriter

,..Abi ooo, stay safe oo

DeltaBachelor:
lol. The hustle na still part of the training. E go pure one day. Keep the hope alive mate. Cheers !!!!

,..Thanks a lot,..Cheers!!!!