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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:36pm On Sep 27, 2020
lirusehn:

I'm good my personal person, how about you?
Guy I like you.
I noticed you are silent and you make things happen here.
I sent you a mail.
Please find a free time to reply.
Thanks.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:36pm On Sep 27, 2020
DkJay:


I just stumbled across it today myself. I'm liking what I'm seeing so far.

#clearsthroat

So how do I sign up for the 25k
You are becoming annoying.
Let me focus biko. undecided
Feel free to read through.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Sep 27, 2020
lirusehn:

The fact that you got my woman's back every time isn't enough reason?
You are really dating? cheesy
Happy for you guy.
She is a good and loving lady, I can sew from what I have read.
Did you guys meet on Nairaland? I have seen people dating on other social media but I haven't head of any from this forum.
How did it happen biko?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:41pm On Sep 27, 2020
Collegenews:

Is this how you want to keep denying all the beautiful memories we are making offline?
undecided
Good question. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 27, 2020
Egoat:

JESU OBA O.
SHIBIRI IS WHERE I STAY OO. shockedshocked
HOPE YOU WERE ABLE TO COPE WITH OUR GHETTO LIFE? grin
From the ghetto but you are blessed.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 27, 2020
mayn.ation:

I know you stay there, that is why I brought it up.
Nah nah! There is nothing ghetto about it. I am ghetto myself tho.
Lol.. From the little I have read and noticed, you are not ghetto at all.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Sep 27, 2020
MZrapper:

What's your business with where I stay? You have a job for me?
Still harsh grin
Although nice. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:53pm On Sep 27, 2020
Collegenews:

It takes a lot of perseverance and patience to make it look this beautifully admirable.
I just like the way you dey make jokes out of everything.smiley
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:54pm On Sep 27, 2020
may.nation:

Only someone who has seen this meme before would understand how funny this your line is. gringrin
gringrin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2020
liru.sehn:

PES? Nope. I don't even do sports at all. Those things aren't for everyone.
Strange.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:57pm On Sep 27, 2020
lirus.ehn:

I don't mind. It's nothing. It doesn't disturb in any way. All I do with my TV is watch news, ever since she's been around she watches her match when due and I'm never bothered. The same set of news will be aired over and over again which means I won't miss anything. As far as she isn't watching Zee world, Telemundo and those annoying programs then I can deal.
Are you married?
gringrin
I can relate with the Zee world part.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:58pm On Sep 27, 2020
liru.sehn:

Na wa to you o.
No shakes man, I feel you. I don't have any ish with it, it's all for fun as far as private boundaries aren't crossed.
Na so.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:01pm On Sep 27, 2020
Colle.genews:

I know you guys have put up impenetrable walls for obvious reasons and I am not tying to infringe on your privacies.
But I really will like to meet with you guys, I will be in Awoyaya on Friday next week. No harms, no shits.
Just want to meet two people that I like and admire.
If you don't mind, where in Ajah do you stay?
When will you be free?
liruse.hn:

I appreciate this man but you know the response to this.
Ouch lol.grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2020
lirus.ehn:

Lol. No be only Dodan Barracks na Ojoo barracks.
Let me know when you are around.
Story changed.
Okay o.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2020
Colle.genews:

Correct man.
Correct man.
Take am.
I won't disappoint my man. cool
You too na correct, man yourself.
You won't disappoint.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:07pm On Sep 27, 2020
MZr.apper:

Sincerely most of the skirmish disputes I have been involved in on this forum are provocations born out of the misogynistic nature of NL guys.
CN concluded his disgusting posts by saying he won't jump from thread to thread shaming women but he would let a man who has found a good woman know he's found one. That line is a total deviation from your assertions.
You weren't appreciating anyone for finding a good woman, you were making your misogynistic inclinations known. Your true identity was being put on display.
There is a difference between, hey man! You got a good woman, treat her right... blah blah blah.
And

All what women do is pretend and get fat once they get the ring. Amidst many other pejorative and belittling claims all in the name of being dyslogistic.
You are entitled to your opinion but then again there is a limit to the level of trash I can condone.
We have all had our unjust share of these maltreatment being birthed by humanity, how could you tie the whole thing to a particular sex? Don't even tell me it's because you date women not men. Your woman is a direct reflection of whom you are and we always attract our type.
If the ladies in your life aren't treating you rightly, how is it easier to blame them all rather than blaming yourself? They all can't be evil, the most possible logic is that you are the evil one. Work on yourself chale and see how the cards play in your favour.
It takes a good, reasonable and decent man to raise a lovely queen.
I have said this before and I will say it again, May is every reasonable thing a woman should be, no doubt. There are a lot of factors making this work this way. She is cool,meek and gentle, if she was with a demon, she'd have been demoralized and turned into a demon. If she was with a man who doesn't tolerate her to the max, no one would see these sweet radiations of hers.
You can't treat a woman like trash and expect her not to run you like LAWMA. I don't even make other's life a basis of assessment for mine but if you want to do that, endeavor to consider all the possible factors involved and be unbiased. Someone just said he bought his woman a PC of #420k, you asked if it wasn't too expensive. He told you no and he said "not like she can't afford it herself, and that means she deserves more". How did you not see that line? Did you intentionally ignore that line? Did you not also notice how he addressed her as her woman when you labelled yours girlfriend?? They may mean nothing to you, but that is respect. Every thing counts, we ladies pay attention to details and every simple gesture. We could play and joke around, but once it gets to that line of seriousness, every little thing matters.
You saw when I jokingly addressed them as 'modafokas' weeks back, she didn't fight for herself, she warned me never to refer to her man in that manner ever and ever again. That was the first time I would read her go hard on anyone, myself especially. It was for her man, she won't let any shits get to him and it's vise versa. Pay attention to undisclosed details and learn to respect the ladies in your life first before you "bring up unrealistic impossibilities".
Be the man and quit your very laughable narratives.
Leave nagging for women.
Thank you for this wonderful piece.
May your grey hair never stain.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:15pm On Sep 27, 2020
Banned by s p am bot
I am back.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Joyseeker: 8:14pm On Sep 27, 2020
Drhealer:

God helped you, you would have missed. grin
Happy I didn't.
Thanks to God.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Impenetrable: 9:03pm On Sep 27, 2020
Collegenews:

I know you guys have put up impenetrable walls for obvious reasons and I am not tying to infringe on your privacies.
But I really will like to meet with you guys, I will be in Awoyaya on Friday next week. No harms, no shits.
Just want to meet two people that I like and admire.
If you don't mind, where in Ajah do you stay?
When will you be free?
you people should stop calling my name up and down embarassed
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 1:38pm On Sep 28, 2020
I am sorry for disturbing the peace of this beautiful and serene thread. I just was unable to hide my amazement at the things happening here.
Please you people can help me too.
Thanks in advance.
Like my post if you agree with what I said. cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 1:56pm On Sep 28, 2020
lir.usehn:

My thought exactly.
Was thinking if my Nigga EG could tag along you know.
Col.legenews:

If it is okay by you and he is ready why not?
Ego.at:
EG?? AS IN ME? grin
Colle.genews:

Hey Bro, we agreed you will make use of UBER to and fro, all expenses paid. Reason being that, I would have been in Ajah since on Friday, and we will be meeting on Saturday. It's almost impossible to pick you up on Friday while you will still have to wait till Saturday. Uber is better.

Sorry for doing this again.
I promise it will be the last of it.
I just can't pretend not to notice something.

Egoat
I am sorry I insulted you yesterday, I haven't apologized to you in particular.
Your case on this thread and with these people is pure grace. Only God could have orchestrated these things happening here.
I am surprised by how everything keep favouring you even when you aren't the main target, grace will just bring you in and settle your case.
You are a blessed guy and you are engraced.
I tap into whatever grace you are operating under.
May by own helpers find me too.
I am so inspired by how everything turned out for you.
Congratulations.
Like i said this will be my last quote of the past conversations.
I will keel reading silently.

MZ.rapper:

This guy It seems you are 'jazzing' us. undecided
Exactly what anyone will think but I believe it is simply God and his grace.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 3:07pm On Sep 28, 2020
Something is definitely wrong with this demented d i l d o above.
Keep madding.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:18am On Sep 29, 2020
Egoat I just finished reading your diary and collegenews too.

Why is this place dry na? Why are you all offline? undecided
This place been dey burble before na.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:19am On Sep 29, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
Something is definitely wrong with this demented d i l d o above.
Keep madding.
cheesy cheesy
New York mama. How are you?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:30am On Sep 29, 2020
I love this points.
Correct counter attack.
God bless you Oga Mi.
I get banned anytime I quote the entire post.
It has happened like 5 times.
Cc collegenews.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:20pm On Sep 30, 2020
Where is Egoat? That guy has been away for days.
Abi is he serving ban? undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 2:28am On Oct 01, 2020
Drhealer:
Where is Egoat? That guy has been away for days.
Abi is he serving ban? undecided
Man I have important things to get busy with.
Please stop disturbing my mentions.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:02am On Oct 01, 2020
Egoat:

Man I have important things to get busy with.
Please stop disturbing my mentions.
London Barber, good to know you now have something to be serious with.
Enjoy.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:45am On Oct 01, 2020
Egoat:

Man I have important things to get busy with.
Please stop disturbing my mentions.
Na so my chale.

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