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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 9:27pm On Jun 13, 2020
lirusehn:

Come and take kiss for that wordplay.
undecided
I don't want your kiss bros.
By the way, didn't see no word play. undecided
Please becareful with Queen, she is a hater. cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 9:29pm On Jun 13, 2020
InNeedOfHelp:

Am fine too.
Juz trying to say Hi and congratulation on the engagement.
You didn't congratulate me but congratulated that person? cry cry
Father lawd!! My chest is broken. cry cry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 9:59pm On Jun 13, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

It's Lir.usehn not Lirushen.
You are welcome.
I didn't beg you tho. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
angry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:46am On Jun 14, 2020
prinx55555:
Y'all need to chill and let this babe be or take your whatever to diary or another thread.
Chill man. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:46am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

Collegenews
How are you doing?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 7:04am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

How are you doing?
I'm fine.
I hope you got whatever you want soon.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:10am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

I'm fine.
I hope you got whatever you want soon.
Whatever I want? How?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 7:14am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

Whatever I want? How?
Yeah! whatever you want from ectasy to rid-the-cool.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:19am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

Yeah! whatever you want from ectasy to rid-the-cool.
Lol.
Rid the cool as in ridicule?
That's a good one.
You think I am trying to come in between you two like Rapper purported?
Rapper is a nosy fella and she talks too much.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 7:42am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

Lol.
Rid the cool as in ridicule?
That's a good one.
You think I am trying to come in between you two like Rapper purported?
Rapper is a nosy fella and she talks too much.
Yes!! Ridicule, cool you got that. Seen your masked mentions even though you edited them later and I have managed to ignore most.
See nigga, I am not the type that takes any of these subtle shows of interests too seriously because I do that myself a lot and it's mere courtesy and maturity misconstrued as green light. But the way you go about yours is quite laughable.
You want to ask me out in front of Bobo? Oya go ahead.
The table is set.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:57am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

Yes!! Ridicule, cool you got that. Seen your masked mentions even though you edited them later and I have managed to ignore most.
See nigga, I am not the type that takes any of these subtle shows of interests too seriously because I do that myself a lot and it's mere courtesy and maturity misconstrued as green light. But the way you go about yours is quite laughable.
You want to ask me out in front of Bobo? Oya go ahead.
The table is set.
You are smarter than I thought, didn't expect you to know it's me. tongue
Ask you out in front of Bobo?? tongue You will end up falling for a total stranger and it will end in tears.
I like you so much to let that happen. wink
Let me just buy you a birthday gift. wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:07am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

You are smarter than I thought, didn't expect you to know it's me. tongue
Ask you out in front of Bobo?? tongue You will end up falling for a total stranger and it will end in tears.
I like you so much to let that happen. wink
Let me just buy you a birthday gift. wink
There is a reason this is in jokes etc.
You got jokes albeit dry.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:09am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

There is a reason this is in jokes etc.
You got jokes albeit dry.
You wanna try? wink
Let's start with any birthday gift of your choice. wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:11am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

You wanna try? wink
Let's start with any birthday gift of your choice. wink
Would have asked you some questions, they just may be mistaken for rudeness.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:13am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

Would have asked you some questions, they just may be mistaken for rudeness.
The years I have spent studying you can't be a waste, can they?
You aren't rude May. Shoot!!
Any questions.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:16am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

The years I have spent studying you can't be a waste, can they?
You aren't rude May. Shoot!!
Any questions.
I will pass.
Don't want to bruise your ego.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:18am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

I will pass.
Don't want to bruise your ego.
You aren't coming close to that, my ego is unfuckable with.
What is -I am so beat-?? You used it the other time.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:19am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

You aren't coming close to that, my ego is unfuckable with.
What is -I am so beat-?? You used it the other time.
It means to be exhausted.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:21am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

It means to be exhausted.
Oh thanks.
Now joke apart, you don't want the gift?
Forget that I have been annoying.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:24am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

Oh thanks.
Now joke apart, you don't want the gift?
Forget that I have been annoying.
You wish you were?
I don't want the gift, thanks Niqqah.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:27am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

You wish you were?
I don't want the gift, thanks Niqqah.
How about Smoov Chapman? tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:29am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

How about Smoov Chapman? tongue
You aren't going to church?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:30am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

You aren't going to church?
Nope I am not.
I can buy you a carton of it.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:34am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

Nope I am not.
I can buy you a carton of it.
A carton is #1,100.
I drink an average of ten cartons a month.
10 cartons cost #11,000. Is that all you have to find a wife? Who thought you that line ??

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:37am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

A carton is #1,100.
I drink an average of ten cartons a month.
10 cartons cost #11,000. Is that all you have to find a wife? Who thought you that line ??
That is not to find a wife yet, it's for your birthday gift. wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:37am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

That is not to find a wife yet, it's for your birthday gift. wink
You really want to buy me a gift??
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:38am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

You really want to buy me a gift??
Yeah. cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:40am On Jun 14, 2020
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:42am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

Okay!!
You remember Joyse.eker right?
Send her any amount of your choice.
Even #1k? tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:44am On Jun 14, 2020
Collegenews:

Even #1k? tongue
1k for?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:47am On Jun 14, 2020
maynation:

1k for?
I am not even sending anyone anything other than you.
I can send whatever I can afford to you and you will send it to her.
My money goes to no one else.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 9:20am On Jun 14, 2020
Where are my people na??

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