Robotica:

Must he blow big grammer all the time? Must he throw conjure big grammar all the time?

Does he throw big grammer when talking to Okada driver in NAIJA,

Is this 'Jakumu English non-sense' or 'Junk English' or 'Batu English' or 'Pingin English'? Which of these Becomrich's brands of English?

According to NL wikileaks
Jakumo is [b]JA[/b]miu [b]KU[/b]foriji [b]MO[/b]hammed

Lagosboy:

According to NL wikileaks
Jakumo is [b]JA[/b]miu [b]KU[/b]foriji [b]MO[/b]hammed

A very Interesting and Strong Character on NL.
While reading his posts, you'll actually experience a sort of subconscious feeling like "Agent Smith" was talking to you!

.

ftmom:

Judging from his posts, I would describe Jakumo as cultured, sophisticated and a really good, entertaining writer. He doesn't necessarily use big grammar though, just that enjoying writers such as him is an acquired taste and you'd need to be a lover of language in order to appreciate his posts.

SPOT ON. WELL SAID SIR.

IN THE COMMAND OF WORDS, JAKUMO IS EXTREMELY GIFTED. IN THE AREA OF COMMUNICATION (WITH THE NORMAL NIGERIAN), I SCORE HIM 60%. I SCORE HIM THUS BECAUSE COMMUNICATION, BEING A TWO WAY THING, SHOULD BE UNDERSTOOD BY BOTH PARTIES AND WITH THE "COMMON MAN", I DONT THINK HIS EXPANSIBLE VOCABULARIES WOULD BE DECODED ON-THE-SPOT. HE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF A LITTLE BIT COMPREHENSIBLE SOMETIMES BECAUSE EVEN MYSELF HAVE TO REVISIT MY E-DICTIONARY MOST TIMES DURING THE COURSE OF MY READING HIS POSTS.

Jakumo is my sweetheart,U wanna get him,buzz moi.

ziddy:

^^
The one thing I'm sure of is that he's not a Nigerian

Wrong.He sure is a Nigerian.

ifyalways:

Jakumo is my sweetheart,U wanna get him,buzz moi.

Your appetitie for men is scary, how many 'husbands' will be enough for you?

You have married Agaba, Ikomi, Becommrich and Toshmann

youngies:

Your appetitie for men is scary, how many 'husbands' will be enough for you?

You have married Agaba, Ikomi, Becommrich and Toshmann

She is a N Y M P H O

I can bet a month's wages that he is a writer! His posts are always bang on point and laced with humor

Pornodude:

IN THE COMMAND OF WORDS, JAKUMO IS EXTREMELY GIFTED. IN THE AREA OF COMMUNICATION (WITH THE NORMAL NIGERIAN), I SCORE HIM 60%. I SCORE HIM THUS BECAUSE COMMUNICATION, BEING A TWO WAY THING, SHOULD BE UNDERSTOOD BY BOTH PARTIES AND WITH THE "COMMON MAN", I DONT THINK HIS EXPANSIBLE VOCABULARIES WOULD BE DECODED ON-THE-SPOT. HE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF A LITTLE BIT COMPREHENSIBLE SOMETIMES BECAUSE EVEN MYSELF HAVE TO REVISIT MY E-DICTIONARY MOST TIMES DURING THE COURSE OF MY READING HIS POSTS.

We wont be discussing him if he used everyday English just like u and I would we? BTW, Why not stick to your beloved porn?

IJAKUMO is not one of those i seldom read their posts. i commend him for his time on the forum

~Bluetooth:

Is he contesting for election ?

mr bluetooth, u r a clown

youngies:

Your appetitie for men is scary, how many 'husbands' will be enough for you?

You have married Agaba, Ikomi, Becommrich and Toshmann

lol
Youngies commot for road,na jealousy dey worry u,besides that list needs updating.
otondo

fstranger1:


She is a N Y M P H O

Rofl
Im dialing Blazay

wesley80:

We wont be discussing him if he used everyday English just like u and I would we? BTW, Why not stick to your beloved indecency?

IN YOUR EMPTY STATE OF MIND, YOU FEEL YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING WISE, NO BE SO? SMH.

YOU SURE ARE A SORRY PERSON. TYPICAL NIGERIAN BEHAVIOR.

Without any doubt, Jakumo is a good friend, and an incredible writer, but also a m0r0n, who enjoys playing with himself while posting comments on Nairaland.

Pornodude:

IN YOUR EMPTY STATE OF MIND, YOU FEEL YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING WISE, NO BE SO? SMH. 

YOU SURE ARE A SORRY PERSON. TYPICAL NIGERIAN BEHAVIOR.

Oya go call police 4 me na!!!   

wesley80:

Oya go call police 4 me na!!!   

No i will call Farida Waziri.

Big B1:

Without any doubt, Jakumo is a good friend, and an incredible writer, but also a m0r0n, who enjoys playing with himself while posting comments on Nairaland.

Why has he not commented on this thread.
Becomerich will soon locate his abode with a "mapographical mapology".

Big B1:

Without any doubt, Jakumo is a good friend, and an incredible writer, but also a m0r0n, who enjoys playing with himself while posting comments on Nairaland.

NLders! hmm! una no go kill person!

Sometimes, Jakumo is a watered down version of Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, At times he can be vague and undecipherable but most times his wittiness and sarcasm more than makes up for it.

shotster50:

Sometimes, Jakumo is a watered down version of Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, At times he can be vague and undecipherable but most times his wittiness and sarcasm more than makes up for it.

You got it wrong:

Jakumo = Jakumu = Becomrichn = Musiwa = Wakima = Oyebambam = Seun!

@ fstranger1,
Are you sure you are not wikileaks lol

Jakumo speak up. Who art though.

so am not along, I just googled him and found this thread.

Jakumo is the Anon of Nairaland.

  [img]http://anonnews.org/uploads/283614091_anonymous-logo.jpg?do-not-hotlink,-hotlinking-attempts-will-be-blocked,-point-to-the-press-release-instead[/img]

But I suspect he is a pilot in real life.

JAKUMO- An animal yourbas believe doesn't work in the afternoon, maybe the guy be robber or love-vendor or something close  

which one be love-vendor, i said p*imp.