pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

Maybe e collect d brother babe
U funny sha
Thumbs up

TheBusinessHub:



Why did you judge hastily. Did I use you and not pay you for services rendered?


Please, point me to one person I've used and refused to pay for their services.


Are you aware I even given my address to my partners working with me aboard my team's project.


Be careful how you go about maring the image of other people. Only speak what you know about and when anything is beyond your scope of knowledge, learn to walk away.

I leave you to your conscience. Do to others as you would like done to you


As for writers, many declared interest:

1. Can't combine primary work with writing

2. Too many grammatical blunders

3. Disomcovered they were too busy after we started

4. Some have relatives dead even after they qualified to work with me. Atleast three

5. I keep getting projects and need to expand despite getting three writers


FYI, I sent 10k to a Nairalander who could write very well but didn't have a phone or modem. If the police wants to confirm, he's available




Learn not to talk and gossip about other people's engagements you have zero facts about

I am sorry..Forgive me

pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

someone is tripping . I don't understand why a lot of guys despise you here. To me nothing do you.

You had a natural predator for the rats.

You wasted money to buy poisons; killed the rats.

Fed the poisoned rats to the snake which would have naturally solved your rat problem

Now you've killed the snake which would have killed the rats

You will still have a rat problem and now you've got to keep buying poison cos you killed the snake

femmyapson:

I am sorry..Forgive me

You see why we shouldn't judge people too hastily. Others will see and quickly label me. I found writers but most were using phones and I want writers who use laptops as they will be naturally faster. I've had to buy phones for two and intend buying laptop for one next week. Let's learn not to be too quick to label people

fuckingAyaya:
Who did the Autopsy?

The rat killer

africandollar:


Not reall a snake a lover but...

I love the OP's use/command of english, it's quite unlike some 'one-naira' english others use in their posts.

your English is 30 Kobo

Cobra

Jarus:
Since I have been reading about and seeing pictures of snakes on Nairaland in the last 4 years, I have been extremely careful, probably paranoid.

Even rope now looks like a snake to me. I once saw something under my generator and rushed out to call boys in my neighbourhood who came out with matchete, only to find out it was a rope.

I hardly step out at night or early in the morning again.

What about using the toilet at night?

TheBusinessHub:




You see why we shouldn't judge people too hastily. Others will see and quickly label me. I found writers but most were using phones and I want writers who use laptops as they will be naturally faster. I've had to buy phones for two and intend buying laptop for one next week. Let's learn not to be too quick to label people

This is a Nigerian forum.
Many Fraudster comes in sheep clothing.
Hence we don't know who is real nor fake.
Once again, I'm sorry

pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

Perhaps , the snake catch Lassa instantly

Pls, who is this #Lalasticlala that always get tag on this forum and I haven't seen any of his post here. Just curious.

BABANGBALI:
Why?

Because the poison is still potent in the head

tyup:
The rate at which Cobra is increasing in this country is xo alarming

And what is Buhari doing to curtail their growth na. nawa o

Bubu don hear nwin for una hand aswear Everything na him fault

Goalnaldo:
your English is 30 Kobo

You dey find my trouble shey?

pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

lol

Gabbyodogwu:

Because the poison is still potent in the head

lalasticlala loves eating the head. That is his favourite part of snake meat. He us always using it to soak gari

Awoof dey run Belle

OP, I like your style of writing. Very well composed! @all nairalanders viewing this comment, if you are having challenges writing, sometimes, try to examine the style of other people's writing, and emulate it using your own words.

Cheers!

Uncle LALA oyaaa let’s cook!!! I no Dey eat tsha!

Jarus:
"I once saw something under my generator and rushed out to call boys in my neighbourhood who came out with matchete, only to find out it was a rope"

olusma23:
Pls, who is this #La.las.ticlal.a that always get tag on this forum and I haven't seen any of his post here. Just curious.

he is a supermod

TheGiftedOne:
This big black snake once startled me close to my house at night on my way back from work. I told my landlord so we kept on the look-out for it without success. Some months later, I returned from work at night and met my landlord sitting outside. While discussing with him, His wife noticed something moving on top of a pile of building blocks arranged in an undeveloped plot of land close to us and it turned out to be the snake. Once again it escaped.

Some days ago my landlord used rat poison to kill the small rats wrecking havoc in his apartment, He then gathered the dead rats and disposed them in the same plot of land that doubles as our refuse bin and a safe haven for the slithery creature. Just this evening we discovered that the snake was lying stone dead in the refuse bin haven probably fed on the poisoned rats. A critical observation revealed a decomposing portion in its abdomen arguably resulting from a secondary poisoning from the rats it fed on. How the mighty have fallen easily.

Petrol and rags have been used to burn up the remains to avoid the poignant smell that will infiltrate the atmosphere if it is allowed to putrefy.

NB: No pepper soup things on this as I wont have been alive to type this.

Fellow Nairalanders what specie of snake is this? Is it venomous? Please manage my camera quality.

Which rat poison did the landlord use?

Na I'm make lion no dey chop meat wey im no kill.

TheGiftedOne:
This big black snake once startled me close to my house at night on my way back from work. I told my landlord so we kept on the look-out for it without success. Some months later, I returned from work at night and met my landlord sitting outside. While discussing with him, His wife noticed something moving on top of a pile of building blocks arranged in an undeveloped plot of land close to us and it turned out to be the snake. Once again it escaped.

Some days ago my landlord used rat poison to kill the small rats wrecking havoc in his apartment, He then gathered the dead rats and disposed them in the same plot of land that doubles as our refuse bin and a safe haven for the slithery creature. Just this evening we discovered that the snake was lying stone dead in the refuse bin haven probably fed on the poisoned rats. A critical observation revealed a decomposing portion in its abdomen arguably resulting from a secondary poisoning from the rats it fed on. How the mighty have fallen easily.

Petrol and rags have been used to burn up the remains to avoid the poignant smell that will infiltrate the atmosphere if it is allowed to putrefy.

NB: No pepper soup things on this as I wont have been alive to type this.

Fellow Nairalanders what specie of snake is this? Is it venomous? Please manage my camera quality.

Which rat poison your landlord use?
Na im make lion no dey chop wetin im no kill.

Nagina is dead

It looks like black Mumbai

fuckingAyaya:
Who did the Autopsy?

U took the question from my mouth.
But hopefully, whoever did the autopsy wore gloves during the autopsy.

TheGiftedOne:
This big black snake once startled me close to my house at night on my way back from work. I told my landlord so we kept on the look-out for it without success. Some months later, I returned from work at night and met my landlord sitting outside. While discussing with him, His wife noticed something moving on top of a pile of building blocks arranged in an undeveloped plot of land close to us and it turned out to be the snake. Once again it escaped.

Some days ago my landlord used rat poison to kill the small rats wrecking havoc in his apartment, He then gathered the dead rats and disposed them in the same plot of land that doubles as our refuse bin and a safe haven for the slithery creature. Just this evening we discovered that the snake was lying stone dead in the refuse bin haven probably fed on the poisoned rats. A critical observation revealed a decomposing portion in its abdomen arguably resulting from a secondary poisoning from the rats it fed on. How the mighty have fallen easily.

Petrol and rags have been used to burn up the remains to avoid the poignant smell that will infiltrate the atmosphere if it is allowed to putrefy.

NB: No pepper soup things on this as I wont have been alive to type this.

Fellow Nairalanders what specie of snake is this? Is it venomous? Please manage my camera quality.

Mr Op. in what part of this world is your home where you killed the ugly snake? Incomplete Report is bad.

Snakes are the most stupid, dangerous and ugly creatures in the world. They invade human habitation instead of going to settle in the bushes like other dangerous animals.

tyup:
The rate at which Cobra is increasing in this country is xo alarming

And what is Buhari doing to curtail their growth na. nawa o

Best comedy.