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What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MickzyDonald: 7:45am On May 20, 2021 |
It's very funny and shocking finding people talk or conspire against you when they don't know you are well aware of their conversation, so here are some pictures I've got that cracked my ribs 23 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Barbiturate(m): 7:58am On May 20, 2021 |
My mom and my sis! They usually talk so much about me when they wake up in the morning. I'll just be listening and be forming sleep. Mom: Did he eat last night? Sis:. No. I asked him and he said he wasn't hungry. He was crying silently inside last night. Mom; is he the only one without a job? Abi, what is all this nonsense Ok, maybe I'll call his brother to come o, that he wants to kill himself o. 270 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 8:00am On May 20, 2021 |
He's asleep. No he is not let's postpone it till tomorrow No o. Konji will kill me. Open joor he is asleep How do you know When he is asleep he snores. My people I don't snore but as a bad guy I started snoring small small. The stupid roommate gave me a cue and as a brother-in-kpekus I obeyed. My brother na so I force snore for over 45 minutes. The stupid boy don drink plenty OPA eyin he no gree cum. 463 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Shedrack777: 8:11am On May 20, 2021 |
let him be deep in sleep so that we can Bleep hard (they're already romancing by then). 30 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by OlayemiAshraf(m): 8:18am On May 20, 2021 |
Lit my kpoli as I read people's experience 96 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by shitshappen(m): 9:43am On May 20, 2021 |
One day I overheard my elder brother discussing his sexcapes with his friend. I was still very young ( maybe 12yrs) and thought my brother was a decent young adult. Me that was pretending to be asleep so he will not bug me with his plenty errands, I kuku slept off from there. 200 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by lalasticlala(m): 12:44pm On May 20, 2021 |
Lol. The first one is quite funny 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Mandela27: 1:49pm On May 20, 2021 |
Med o 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by iamyemiakins(m): 1:55pm On May 20, 2021 |
I see truth and lies on this thread. This I have seen 113 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nickymezor(f): 10:04pm On May 20, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by adonnaiii: 9:55pm On May 21, 2021 |
lols. I can imaging the scare on the girl's face will be hilarious 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SteveDav44: 1:20am On May 24, 2021 |
My girlfriend everyday hiding a pictures of Robert Pattison in my room. Every. Day. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Reex12(m): 10:33am On May 24, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Skyfornia(m): 12:41pm On May 30, 2021 |
If only lalasticlala will come and tell his own story. One time I had a visitor, she slept over and by midnight I saw her going through my things, she thought I was sleeping. She took my gold chain and hid inside her bag, I just kept quiet. By morning when she was planning to leave, as soon as she entered the bathroom to freshen up, I opened her bag and took my chain back.. Cause of that I didn't bother to give her tfare, lied to her that I'll transfer some money to her.. She didn't bother much bout the tfare cause in her mind she already have the gold chain I don't know how she must have felt after discovering the chain is no longer in her bag...she never called me again and I never bothered too 602 Likes 46 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Theboy21: 3:23pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by 5ine: 4:49pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Mitsurugi(m): 4:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
He's asleep Aunty. Yes, I put the holes in his condom. I'll make sure we f.ck when he wakes up. 22 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by updatedws: 4:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 4:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
Na them. What are you forming to be asleep for? You be spy? What kind of paranoia is that? 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by sylve11: 4:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
@ op, that ''make una finish am'' got me laughing hard. i can relate to that 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by baddosky1: 4:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
Nothing 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by smile11s(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
I will be back to read comments 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by talk2hb1(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
Nothing, I heard Nothing! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by moscobabs(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
She asked my friend for quicky and I pretended as if I heard nothing until I visit them with Cutlass in the bathroom while on doggy 45 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by olisaEze(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
Just here to read the comments. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
They were planning to kill me. I'm just joking o 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by tendyjohn(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Prosperous111(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
Share the meat 4 Likes 1 Share |
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