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Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Admissionclass: 7:35pm On Jun 14, 2020
if you are not good with approaching ladies don't feel bad, 85 percent of guys are like that nobody was born with it we just learn from experience and exposure.
If you want to learn how to approach women you like there are few rules you have to learn and master then once your master them you phone will be fliked with phone numbers and you can win your crush over.

Rule 1:If you are still a learner before you approach a lady plead first assume stronger in your mind that it is going to be successful keep telling yourself this over and over until your mind absorbs it.

Rule2:if you see a girl you like for the first time she must not know you want to approach her because if knows she might up her defence against you, so make a mystery .

Rule 3:move close to her from the side then lookout for something she is doing at the moment or what she is wearing or holding to make a joke and please dont greet her like hi, hello watsup no no no! lets say she is wearing red shirt you can say wooow look like Valentine has being extended this one all girls are wearing red today .or you can say :wooow "looks like we are going to have a delicious meal today" lets say she is coming from the market.just be creative though it's just just about using the element of surprise and humour to break her defence so she can open up by smiling..

Rule 4:After getting her attention lets say she smiles at you to your joke .You you can ask her about herself like if she is a student or worker you can introduce yourself with a smile on your face too, you can make fun of her proffesion like how you are afraid of nurses because of injection bla bla bla.just be creative aha.

Rule 5: end the discussing early to avoid messing up hand her your phone to type her number don't ask her to give you her number just hand her the phone and tell her to type her number.never ask women for permission.
Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jun 14, 2020
The funny thing is that guys like you can't even approach a lady in real life. Dude, post something useful.
cheesy
Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jun 14, 2020
All these rules for just overuse pussy ? Combine physic/ chemistry laws together ,laws motion Newton laws, hooks laws, laws of gravity,faraday laws together cannot get to this length. And laws of gravity has already told us that anything that goes up must surely comes down. When we already knew the pussy has exceeded elastic limit and the breast has already experiencing the laws of gravity.

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Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Admissionclass: 7:54pm On Jun 14, 2020
NockMedia:
The funny thing is that guys like you can't even approach a lady in real life. Dude, post something useful.
cheesy
see mumu no worry one day your babe go be my victim.
Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 14, 2020
Admissionclass:

see mumu no worry one day your babe go be my victim.
Yawns
Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Salt06(m): 8:06pm On Jun 14, 2020
cheesy
Op, una dey try with all this rules & cramming lines o. Me, I believe with healthy self esteem, love for yourself, confidence, been yourself (real) and a good sense of humor you no get problem wooing ladies.
Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by Oluromantic: 8:30pm On Jun 14, 2020
Nawa o. Men keep thinking, women keep benefitting.
Re: Easy Way To Toast A Lady . by callmeRichie(m): 8:35pm On Jun 14, 2020
Theory is different from practical bros

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