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Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by RighteousI: 1:10am On Jun 23, 2020
Of course you guys will believe that I'm trying to be sarcastic but I'm not.

If you marry these ungrateful girls all she will do for you is to shi*t in your house and spend your money.

After you have paid her bride price to her greedy in-laws and after you have married her, she will go into the toilet of the house you are paying for to shi*t. That's all these ungrateful girls give the guys in marriage.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her hair, you give her, she goes to the salon and she comes back to shi*t again in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money to cook, you give her, she cooks, she eats part of the food you are paying for afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her business, you give her, afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

If you you like gaining absolutely nothing from a deal, if you like losing in a deal and most importantly if like to pay for people to shi*t in the house you are paying for, then go ahead and marry these ungrateful girls.

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Kaykay999(m): 1:24am On Jun 23, 2020
grin cheesy wink
OP why she no go shit again??ehh

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Chopmoney123: 1:29am On Jun 23, 2020
hahahahaha
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by ajailer(m): 1:33am On Jun 23, 2020
this should be in the jokes section I swear......y u no want make she shit na broda?

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by McBrooklyn(m): 1:36am On Jun 23, 2020
grin Jokes..
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Tomiwa69(m): 3:20am On Jun 23, 2020
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes..

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Nobody: 3:37am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes ..
grin you will not make heaven

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by HeavenlyCherub(f): 4:35am On Jun 23, 2020
RighteousI:
Of course you guys will believe that I'm trying to be sarcastic but I'm not.

If you marry these ungrateful girls all she will do for you is to shi*t in your house and spend your money.

After you have paid her bride price to her greedy in-laws and after you have married her, she will go into the toilet of the house you are paying for to shi*t. That's all these ungrateful girls give the guys in marriage.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her hair, you give her, she goes to the salon and she comes back to shi*t again in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money to cook, you give her, she cooks, she eats part of the food you are paying for afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her business, you give her, afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

If you you like gaining absolutely nothing from a deal, if you like losing in a deal and most importantly if like to pay for people to shi*t in the house you are paying for, then go ahead and marry these ungrateful girls.

Who hurt you?

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by tillaman(m): 4:46am On Jun 23, 2020
Seems the OP is obsessed with poop

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by iykeklef(m): 5:04am On Jun 23, 2020
U come back from work.. Bleep her. Then later she goes to the same toilet u are paying for to shit again angry

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Prestige001: 5:18am On Jun 23, 2020
This one weak me to the bone i swear grin grin cheesy

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Nobody: 6:42am On Jun 23, 2020
hahaha.
op you no well
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Ladikwa(m): 6:46am On Jun 23, 2020
iykeklef:
U come back from work.. Bleep her. Then later she goes to the same toilet u are paying for to shit again angry


Hahahaha laugh wan kill me.
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Nobody: 7:02am On Jun 23, 2020
Carchoice:
grin you will not make heaven


Aswrrrr......

That part got me
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by callmeRichie(m): 7:08am On Jun 23, 2020
Na shits dem use break OP's heartgringrin, ladies wetin we do u sefgrin. OP she nah watery shit or hard shit?grin

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by illicit(m): 7:30am On Jun 23, 2020
Shit
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by wisdomkid: 7:54am On Jun 23, 2020
People are finding this funny? This guy is psycho.
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by DoubleEngine007: 7:59am On Jun 23, 2020
Op you must be a comedian grin

Op dey fear him babe shit ,like covid 1.9

Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Oghenerobo2002(m): 8:15am On Jun 23, 2020
angry grin grin
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by SocialJustice: 8:54am On Jun 23, 2020
RighteousI:
Of course you guys will believe that I'm trying to be sarcastic but I'm not.

If you marry these ungrateful girls all she will do for you is to shi*t in your house and spend your money.

After you have paid her bride price to her greedy in-laws and after you have married her, she will go into the toilet of the house you are paying for to shi*t. That's all these ungrateful girls give the guys in marriage.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her hair, you give her, she goes to the salon and she comes back to shi*t again in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money to cook, you give her, she cooks, she eats part of the food you are paying for afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her business, you give her, afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

If you you like gaining absolutely nothing from a deal, if you like losing in a deal and most importantly if like to pay for people to shi*t in the house you are paying for, then go ahead and marry these ungrateful girls.
Stop dating broke girls. If you marry a girl that only knows how to shit in your toilet, it is your fault. There are high quality girls all over the place.

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Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Andrew13: 9:05am On Jun 23, 2020
Is that how ur mother treat's ur father lol
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Olufemiolaolu(m): 9:30am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes..
Haba! cheesy
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Nobody: 9:34am On Jun 23, 2020
wisdomkid:
People are finding this funny? This guy is psycho.
he needs therapy
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Timbers(m): 9:45am On Jun 23, 2020
wisdomkid:
People are finding this funny? This guy is psycho.
Awon mentally okay.

You're now a psychiatrist to know who is okay and who is psycho

Fvcking bigot
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Ikennamurphy: 9:52am On Jun 23, 2020
This should be in the Joke section to be honest...op don craze finish grin grin cheesy.. comedy at its best
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Oluwadare316(m): 9:55am On Jun 23, 2020
Which kind shitpost be this. I hope everything is okay.
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by Startrendz9ja(m): 10:00am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes..


Rick and morty
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by doggedfighter(f): 10:06am On Jun 23, 2020
Op is sick
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by TooMuchStuff: 10:07am On Jun 23, 2020
Op u no get Joy wallahi...!

You mean na only shiit ya brain cells fit process this wicked morning?

Pesin wey follow u chop ya food also helep u to reduce the amount of Shiit in ya system
Re: Guys, All A Wife Gives You Is To Defaecate In The Toilet Of Your House by ekene101: 10:38am On Jun 23, 2020
jizos,I don laff sotay water commot 4 my eyes,this is d best post I've ever read in my years of been on nl,

Even as I dey vex for d whole world,op make me laff..am kinda low on funds ATM,op quote me mid-next week,I have something for u. na man u be,ur teeth complete..

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