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I Can't Remember Who She Was! by Icon(m): 11:33pm On Jan 30, 2006
A motivational speaker approached a pulpit and said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, someone who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he approached the pulpit, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. Getting to the microphone he said loudly,"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" His congregation sat shocked, After standing for 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally blurted out "and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by hotangel2(f): 12:47am On Jan 31, 2006
This joke is ama-za-zing. I like. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by Icon(m): 12:49am On Jan 31, 2006
grin grin grin
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by nike4luv(f): 1:05am On Jan 31, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy copy copy
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by micklplus(m): 9:42am On Apr 25, 2006
yes oo ! the man has copied and got his finger burnt ! for real, if you cant paste, dont even consider copying

Nice one !
Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by Z4M4eva(f): 9:51am On Apr 25, 2006
l.o.l
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by jayemkay(f): 10:54pm On Apr 25, 2006
hahaha grin grin
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by diddy4(m): 11:39pm On Apr 25, 2006
he copied very well. serves him right. grin
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by spikelord(m): 12:10am On Apr 26, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin I know his wife would have been thinking of how to terminate his existence thereafter!!!
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by Oracle(m): 4:50am On Oct 10, 2006
Damn,
the whole Church will think their pastor is a playboy
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by EmemJU(f): 10:50am On Oct 10, 2006
Lol. Maybe he's actually a pla
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by EmemJU(f): 10:54am On Oct 10, 2006
Lol. Maybe he's actually a pla
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by daviespan(m): 7:43pm On Oct 20, 2006
@Icon

how could you say that about our pastor

just kidding, can't stop laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by popsonj(m): 9:27pm On Oct 20, 2006
funny grin grin grin bleeped himself up! A lesson indeed!
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by biyibabe(f): 10:10pm On Oct 20, 2006
LOL, he is really dumb, . grin grin
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by angelz(f): 2:26am On Oct 21, 2006
Whao, he shud b skinned 4 copyin witout pastin. Gud jokes
Re: I Can't Remember Who She Was! by shens2006(m): 12:18pm On Oct 21, 2006
hmn!!! grin grin grin

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