AHHHHH! OH MY GOD!......

If someone propose. Don't watch naija films but have heard this one uncountable times anytime someone is watching

Weak, predictable and often nonsensical dialogues!
...not to forget the ludicrous accents and badly pronounced words by the actors.

"You shot me" suppose dey

How about

TO GOD BE THE GLORY

when a poor man suddenly turn rich opor when a poor man suddenly turn rich opor

Missed my period. All sex in 9ja movies results to belle

It's only when a woman catches a man in a sexual act with another woman, that's when you hear the phrase, "It's not what you think".
If it's not what she thinks it is, what is it then?

......for whatever you say shall be used against you in the court of law.

Come and be going/its the devil/i bind you/sorry for yourself/our people say

All they do in Ngbantiwood stage is experimental mining industrialism.

Happy weekend jawe lzaa imhotep wenediali slap44 esseite mrvitalis severussnape racoon apcharam bastardmod adaibeku

Give me a grandchild

I will confess .

Brother i have noticed that for weeks now, and if you accept it will be on your profile.. Seun better explain this shit before you divide nairaland

And from findings i learnt that Seun is a Christian, a core Foursquare member... Christian lives matter..

Greenbirth:
Before I comment on this matter. I WANT TO SAY THAT CHRISTIAN LIVE MATTER IN THIS FORUM. FIRST I CAN'T SEE ANY REASON WHY IF YOU GO TO RELIGION SECTION AND YOU HAVE A COMMENT TO MAKE IN ISLAMIC TOPIC, YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO EITHER ACCEPT OR NOT. WHILE IN CHRISTIAN SIDE NO QUESTION WILL BE ASKED TO ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST FIRST BEFORE COMMENTING. WHY... WHY

Exactly. Meanwhile contact us to sub and upgrade your dstv and gotv.

It's very unfortunate that most of the grammars used in Nigeria movies are full of errors.

Most characters can not do a full sentence with out featuring blunders.

In most cases, they would even be composing as if they puffed Queen's English.

I don't even know if the work was edited or not before publication.

Tufia kwa, over my dead body�

...... And their usless suspense tone /beat" gan gan " kre kre kre

THE UNDISPUTED ONE IIIIIIIS!


TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE

Redstorm:
1. HOW DARE YOU?
When a character does or says something daring that another character considers nasty or disrespectful.

2. I CAN EXPLAIN.
When a character’s misdeed is exposed or when they are caught red-handed engaged in an unacceptable act.

3. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Same as in the case of I CAN EXPLAIN

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU?
Usually when an older character attempts to caution a younger one about what they (the younger one) are about to do or over what they have done wrong.

5. GOD FORBID!
Chanted as a way of rejecting a bad wish or perceived bad wish against one.

6. OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Same as in the case of GOD FORBID.

7. THUNDER FIRE YOU!
An insulting phrase, invoking a lightning strike, yelled at a character in anger.

8. YOU ARE A FOOL.
When a character does something foolish or is not smart enough.

9. I DON’T BLAME YOU.
A sarcastic way of showing anger when one has been offended.

10. IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.
Same as in the case of I DON’T BLAME YOU.

11. BY THE TIME I’M THROUGH WITH YOU...
Used as a threat by one character against another in a strong manner.

12. HOLY GHOST FIRE!
A phrase chanted by a Christian character to counteract an enemy’s action.

13. WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.
When something incredible happens.

14. SEE ME SEE TROUBLE
Comment made by a character when they are being accused wrongly or when someone is trying to make trouble with them.

15. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
A question posed usually by an arrogant character to another character they consider less important.

16. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Used to challenge an arrogant character or a perceived pompous character.

17. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU... ? or HAVE I NOT WARNED YOU...
Used to show disapproval against a character who has carried out an action despite repeated warnings.

18. YOU ARE A WITCH.
An insult thrown at a detested female character.

19. YOU SLAPPED ME?
Posed by a character who has been slapped when they least expect it.

20. WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THE MORNING (OR AFTERNOON OR EVENING)?
An angry way of replying someone who has just greeted one

DEHVEHLOP:
Igbo films too dull...








It's not their calling...








How many of their actresses are millionaires without politicians as their big gods?






I love Yoruba movies. Full of suspense, intrigues, wisdoms, knowledge, actions packed, romantic and educating.

You have brought in tribalism again. Smh

osamz007:
NOLLYWOOD VERY PREDICTABLE


YOU CAN PREDICT THE END BY JUST LOOKING AT THEIR ADVERT POSTER

EITHER LOVE, KINGSHIP STRUGGLE, CULTISM

NO ADVENTURES

WITH GUNSHOTS LIKE KNOCKOUTS

What are you saying? You can also do the same for Hollywood movies. The only difference is that Hollywood movies have a higher budget.

A reflection of the society we live in and how shallow minded the writers of the so called movies are

Don't tell me cook and bull story.

Igwe must hear this.

Any thing you say or do will be used against you in court,
Oya move!

This one dy sweet me die

WHERE WHEN HOW?

Do you know who I am?




This should top the list

is there any tailorbricks Ltd applicants here?

Yoruba movies: Are you unfortunate?

When you hear ''what?!'', ''when?'', ''how?'', just know that accident has happened.