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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by soundlala: 6:58am On Jul 09, 2020 |
wont blame the church. too many sinners claiming holy. half of them yahoo, some just finished having sex others are cheating in business 1 Like |
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by Image123(m): 6:25pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
kingxsamz: You tell me, you have been posting it at every opportunity. That's why i curiously asked you to verify, but you are grandstanding so far. 1 Like |
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by kingxsamz(m): 7:54pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Image123: Why are you avoiding the question? According to that diagram your God killed or ordered the killing of people in the bible more than Satan ever did, true or false? You're asking me to verify. Do I have to quote the whole bible to verify it? If you know it's false, prove it, but before you do that, let me give you bible verses before you'll say another thing. |
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by kingxsamz(m): 7:56pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Image123: Maybe you'll ask me to verify that these verses are true. 1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000 2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000 3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000 4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1 5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren slew all the males Gen 34:1-31 , Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000 6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord Gen 38:7 1 1 7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1 8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000 9 There will be blood: The first plague of Egypt Ex 7:15-27 , Wis 11:7-8 10,000 10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000 11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000 12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000 13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000 14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000 15 Aaron's golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000 16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire" Lev 10:1-3 2 2 17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1 18 When the people complained, God burned them to death Num 11:1 100 19 While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them will a very great plague Num 11:33 10,000 20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest report Num 14:35-45 10 110 21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1 22 Korah, his companions, and their families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9 23 God burns 250 people to death for burning incense Num 16:35 250 250 24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700 25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000 26 God sent serpents to bite people for complaining about the lack of food and water Num 21:6 100 27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end God's killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002 28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000 29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000 30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000 31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000 32 Og and all the men women, and children in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000 33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000 34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5 35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000 36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000 37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000 38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000 39 The genocide of twenty cities: There was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000 40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000 41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000 42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000 43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God- proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000 44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000 45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1 46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000 47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad Jg 3:31 600 600 48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000 49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1 50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000 51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000 52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000 53 Jephthah's daughter Jg 11:39 1 1 54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth" test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000 55 Samson murdered 30 men for their clothes Jg 14:19 30 30 56 Samson killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000 57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000 58 A holy civil war (it had something to do with rotting concubine body part messages) Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100 59 The end of Judges: two genocides and 200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000 60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002 61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000 62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070 63 The Lord thundered a great thunder upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000 64 Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message) 1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000 65 Jonathan's first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20 66 God forces the Philistines to kill each other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000 67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000 68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1 69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51 , 2 Sam 21:19 1 1 70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200 71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000 72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1 73 David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000 74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000 75 God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers (because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites) 1 Sam 31:2 , 2 Chr 10:6 4 100 76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1 77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2 78 God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000 79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2 Sam 6:6-7 , 1 Chr 13:9-10 1 1 80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667 81 And the Lord gave David victory wherever he went 2 Sam 8 - 10 65,850 66,850 82 David killed every male in Edom 2 Sam 8:13-14 , 1 Kg 11:15-16 , 1 Chr 18:12 , Ps 60:1 15,000 25,000 83 Thus did David do to all the children of Ammon 2 Sam 11:1 , 1 Chr 20:1 1,000 84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1 85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000 86 David's mighty men and their amazing killings 2 Sam 23 , 1 Chr 11 1,403 3,400 87 God killed 70,000 because of David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do 2 Sam 24:15 , 1 Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000 88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per David's deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2 89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1 90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1 91 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 10 92 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20 93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1 94 The drought of Elijah 1 Kg 17:1 , Luke 4:25 , James 5:17-18 3,000 95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450 96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000 97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000 98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000 99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1 100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king 1 Kg 20:42 , 22:35 1 1 101 God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102 102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong God 2 Kg 1:16-17 , 2 Chr 22:7-9 1 1 103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42 104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000 105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1 106 God's seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000 107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1 108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1 109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70 110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests 2 Kg 10:11 20 111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10:12-13 , 2 Chr 22:7-9 42 42 112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 20 113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000 114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2 115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10 116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34 , |
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by Image123(m): 8:45pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
kingxsamz: Off tangent. The question was "Just curious, can you mention the 10 people satan killed in the Bible?" 1 Like |
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by bigname23: 8:51pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by enthronedbyGod1: 9:48pm On Jul 11, 2020 |
Salmom: Your opinion and you're free to hold unto it 1 Like |
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