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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by soundlala: 6:58am On Jul 09, 2020
wont blame the church.

too many sinners claiming holy.
half of them yahoo, some just finished having sex others are cheating in business

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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by Image123(m): 6:25pm On Jul 10, 2020
kingxsamz:


So the diagram is false? grin

You tell me, you have been posting it at every opportunity. That's why i curiously asked you to verify, but you are grandstanding so far.

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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by kingxsamz(m): 7:54pm On Jul 10, 2020
Image123:


You tell me, you have been posting it at every opportunity. That's why i curiously asked you to verify, but you are grandstanding so far.

Why are you avoiding the question? grin
According to that diagram your God killed or ordered the killing of people in the bible more than Satan ever did, true or false? You're asking me to verify. grin
Do I have to quote the whole bible to verify it?
If you know it's false, prove it, but before you do that, let me give you bible verses before you'll say another thing. grin
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by kingxsamz(m): 7:56pm On Jul 10, 2020
Image123:


You tell me, you have been posting it at every opportunity. That's why i curiously asked you to verify, but you are grandstanding so far.

Maybe you'll ask me to verify that these verses are true. grin

1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren
slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31 ,
Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the
Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of
Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis
11:7-8 10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing
friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for
offering "strange fire" Lev 10:1-3 2 2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
18 When the people complained, God
burned them to death Num 11:1 100
19
While the flesh was still between their
teeth, the Lord smote them will a very
great plague
Num 11:33 10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest
report Num 14:35-45 10 110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath
day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1
22 Korah, his companions, and their
families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9
23 God burns 250 people to death for
burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about
God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000
26
God sent serpents to bite people for
complaining about the lack of food and
water
Num 21:6 100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end
God's killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved
all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000
30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his
people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children
in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000
33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000
34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5
35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his
killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that
breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There
was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and
Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-
proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox
goad Jg 3:31 600 600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a
sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's
sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to
death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth"
test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their
clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the
jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist
attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
58
A holy civil war (it had something to do
with rotting concubine body part
messages)
Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and
200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite
soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in
their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of
the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder
upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000
64
Another Ammonite massacre
(and another God-inspired body part
message)
1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each
other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the
Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51 , 2
Sam 21:19 1 1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine
foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite
the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife
and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
73 David commits random acts of genocide
for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000
75
God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers
(because Saul didn't kill all the
Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2 , 2
Chr 10:6 4 100
76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab
and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines
from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the
ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7 , 1
Chr 13:9-10 1 1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite
POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667
81 And the Lord gave David victory
wherever he went 2 Sam 8 - 10 65,850 66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14 , 1
Kg 11:15-16 , 1
Chr 18:12 , Ps
60:1
15,000 25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of
Ammon
2 Sam 11:1 , 1
Chr 20:1 1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before
the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing
killings
2 Sam 23 , 1 Chr
11 1,403 3,400
87
God killed 70,000 because of David had
a census that God (or Satan) told him to
do
2 Sam 24:15 , 1
Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per
David's deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2
89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
91 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 10
92 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20
93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1 , Luke
4:25 , James
5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a
prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the
Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling
him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a
wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not
smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured
king 1 Kg 20:42 , 22:35 1 1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking
Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong
God
2 Kg 1:16-17 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 1 1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making
fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1
106 God's seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and
priests 2 Kg 10:11 20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10:12-13 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 42 42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of
Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal
and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen
Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't
fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34 ,
Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by Image123(m): 8:45pm On Jul 10, 2020
kingxsamz:


Maybe you'll ask me to verify that these verses are true. grin

1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren
slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31 ,
Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the
Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of
Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis
11:7-8 10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing
friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for
offering "strange fire" Lev 10:1-3 2 2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
18 When the people complained, God
burned them to death Num 11:1 100
19
While the flesh was still between their
teeth, the Lord smote them will a very
great plague
Num 11:33 10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest
report Num 14:35-45 10 110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath
day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1
22 Korah, his companions, and their
families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9
23 God burns 250 people to death for
burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about
God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000
26
God sent serpents to bite people for
complaining about the lack of food and
water
Num 21:6 100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end
God's killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved
all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000
30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his
people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children
in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000
33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000
34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5
35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his
killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that
breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There
was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and
Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-
proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox
goad Jg 3:31 600 600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a
sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's
sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to
death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth"
test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their
clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the
jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist
attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
58
A holy civil war (it had something to do
with rotting concubine body part
messages)
Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and
200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite
soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in
their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of
the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder
upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000
64
Another Ammonite massacre
(and another God-inspired body part
message)
1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each
other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the
Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51 , 2
Sam 21:19 1 1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine
foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite
the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife
and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
73 David commits random acts of genocide
for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000
75
God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers
(because Saul didn't kill all the
Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2 , 2
Chr 10:6 4 100
76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab
and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines
from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the
ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7 , 1
Chr 13:9-10 1 1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite
POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667
81 And the Lord gave David victory
wherever he went 2 Sam 8 - 10 65,850 66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14 , 1
Kg 11:15-16 , 1
Chr 18:12 , Ps
60:1
15,000 25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of
Ammon
2 Sam 11:1 , 1
Chr 20:1 1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before
the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing
killings
2 Sam 23 , 1 Chr
11 1,403 3,400
87
God killed 70,000 because of David had
a census that God (or Satan) told him to
do
2 Sam 24:15 , 1
Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per
David's deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2
89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
91 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 10
92 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20
93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1 , Luke
4:25 , James
5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a
prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the
Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling
him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a
wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not
smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured
king 1 Kg 20:42 , 22:35 1 1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking
Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong
God
2 Kg 1:16-17 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 1 1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making
fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1
106 God's seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and
priests 2 Kg 10:11 20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10:12-13 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 42 42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of
Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal
and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen
Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't
fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34 ,

Off tangent. The question was "Just curious, can you mention the 10 people satan killed in the Bible?"

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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by bigname23: 8:51pm On Jul 10, 2020
kingxsamz:


Maybe you'll ask me to verify that these verses are true. grin

1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren
slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31 ,
Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the
Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of
Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis
11:7-8 10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing
friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for
offering "strange fire" Lev 10:1-3 2 2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
18 When the people complained, God
burned them to death Num 11:1 100
19
While the flesh was still between their
teeth, the Lord smote them will a very
great plague
Num 11:33 10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest
report Num 14:35-45 10 110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath
day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1
22 Korah, his companions, and their
families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9
23 God burns 250 people to death for
burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about
God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000
26
God sent serpents to bite people for
complaining about the lack of food and
water
Num 21:6 100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end
God's killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved
all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000
30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his
people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children
in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000
33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000
34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5
35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his
killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that
breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There
was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and
Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-
proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox
goad Jg 3:31 600 600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a
sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's
sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to
death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth"
test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their
clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the
jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist
attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
58
A holy civil war (it had something to do
with rotting concubine body part
messages)
Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and
200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite
soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in
their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of
the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder
upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000
64
Another Ammonite massacre
(and another God-inspired body part
message)
1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each
other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the
Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51 , 2
Sam 21:19 1 1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine
foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite
the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife
and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
73 David commits random acts of genocide
for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000
75
God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers
(because Saul didn't kill all the
Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2 , 2
Chr 10:6 4 100
76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab
and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines
from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the
ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7 , 1
Chr 13:9-10 1 1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite
POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667
81 And the Lord gave David victory
wherever he went 2 Sam 8 - 10 65,850 66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14 , 1
Kg 11:15-16 , 1
Chr 18:12 , Ps
60:1
15,000 25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of
Ammon
2 Sam 11:1 , 1
Chr 20:1 1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before
the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing
killings
2 Sam 23 , 1 Chr
11 1,403 3,400
87
God killed 70,000 because of David had
a census that God (or Satan) told him to
do
2 Sam 24:15 , 1
Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per
David's deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2
89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
91 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 10
92 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20
93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1 , Luke
4:25 , James
5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a
prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the
Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling
him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a
wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not
smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured
king 1 Kg 20:42 , 22:35 1 1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking
Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong
God
2 Kg 1:16-17 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 1 1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making
fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1
106 God's seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and
priests 2 Kg 10:11 20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10:12-13 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 42 42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of
Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal
and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen
Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't
fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34 ,
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Re: Real Church Of Satan Replies Instablog Twitter, See Funny Replies From Nigerians by enthronedbyGod1: 9:48pm On Jul 11, 2020
Salmom:

Church of Satan don't believe in a literal Satan like Christians. In fact they lean towards atheism than theism

Your opinion and you're free to hold unto it

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