TheSourcerer:
If you think having a Sky daddy that made the whole world in 7days and rested was not funny enough , wait till you get to see Myths From around the World about the Creation of Man


Hopefully I don't get banned (for reasons known to Seun)


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LordReed hopefullandlord CAPSLOCKED palehair
Kelly256 sinkhole Dyt Bojack Xmuslim , OtemAtum (welcome Brother )
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You may be surprised we have more than the Abrahamic Religion (Judaism, Christainity and Islam)
Here, in no particular order, are six other ideas of how we all made onto this vast expanse we call Earth (well, some of us call it that anyway).

CAPSLOCKED:
BELIEVERS FROM EACH OF THESE GROUPS BELIEVE THEIR BELIEF IS THE AUTHENTIC. FUNNY WORLD.

LordReed:
My favorite creation mythos is by JRR Tolkien in the Silmarillion.

Ainulindalë ("The Music of the Ainur"[T 4]), takes the form of a primary creation narrative. Eru ("The One"[T 5]), also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All", first created the Ainur, a group of eternal spirits or demiurges, called "the offspring of his thought". Ilúvatar brought the Ainur together and showed them a theme, from which he bade them make a great music. Melkor – whom Ilúvatar had given the "greatest power and knowledge" of all the Ainur – broke from the harmony of the music to develop his own song. Some Ainur joined him, while others continued to follow Ilúvatar, causing discord in the music. This happened three times, with Eru Ilúvatar successfully overpowering his rebellious subordinate with a new theme each time. Ilúvatar then stopped the music and showed them a vision of Arda and its peoples. The vision disappeared, and Ilúvatar offered the Ainur the opportunity to enter into Arda and govern the new world.

Many Ainur accepted, taking physical form and becoming bound to that world. The greater Ainur became the Valar, while the lesser Ainur became the Maiar. The Valar attempted to prepare the world for the coming inhabitants (Elves and Men), while Melkor, who wanted Arda for himself, repeatedly destroyed their work; this went on for thousands of years and, through waves of destruction and creation, the world took shape.

Valaquenta ("Account of the Valar"[T 4]) describes Melkor and each of the 14 Valar in detail, and a few of the Maiar. It reveals how Melkor seduced many Maiar – including those who would eventually become Sauron and the Balrogs – into his service.

Xavfra:




Very very hilarious.......


Worst of it is that Africans abandoned theirs for a foreign God who gives no Bleep about them.....

CAPSLOCKED:



WE'RE LIKE THE LOWEST OF LOWS.

THE CHINESE THINK THEIR GOD IS SUPREME.
THE JAPANESE THINK THEIR GOD IS SUPREME.
THE GREEKS THINK THEIR GOD IS SUPREME.
THE ARABS THINK THEIR GOD IS SUPREME.
THE EUROPEANS THINK THEIR GOD IS SUPREME.
AFRICANS THINK THAT THE EUROPEAN & ARAB GOD IS SUPREME.

SAYING AFRICANS ARE FOOLS IS AN INSULT TO FOOLS. WE'RE ANYTHING WORSE THAN FOOLS AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL JEER AT US FOR ETERNITY FOR THIS VERY FACT.

TheSourcerer:
Native-American Creation Myth: Dream A Little Dream.


“The woman and the man dreamed that God was dreaming them.”(imagine that )


The rest involves God singing and shaking his maracas, smoking some tobacco, being happy, but trembling with doubt. The woman and the man, on the other hand, dream that a huge, shining egg appears in God’s dream (still following?), one in which they are singing and dancing and basically causing a ruckus (hey, they were ready to be born, already).

They sang in quote




'I break this egg and the woman is born and the man is born. And together they will live and die. But they will be born again. The will be born and will die again and once more will be born. And they shall never cease to be born, because death is a lie.'



I'm guess these fellows are the 'reincarnation gang '

LordReed:
My favorite creation mythos is by JRR Tolkien in the Silmarillion.

Ainulindalë ("The Music of the Ainur"[T 4]), takes the form of a primary creation narrative. Eru ("The One"[T 5]), also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All", first created the Ainur, a group of eternal spirits or demiurges, called "the offspring of his thought". Ilúvatar brought the Ainur together and showed them a theme, from which he bade them make a great music. Melkor – whom Ilúvatar had given the "greatest power and knowledge" of all the Ainur – broke from the harmony of the music to develop his own song. Some Ainur joined him, while others continued to follow Ilúvatar, causing discord in the music. This happened three times, with Eru Ilúvatar successfully overpowering his rebellious subordinate with a new theme each time. Ilúvatar then stopped the music and showed them a vision of Arda and its peoples. The vision disappeared, and Ilúvatar offered the Ainur the opportunity to enter into Arda and govern the new world.

Many Ainur accepted, taking physical form and becoming bound to that world. The greater Ainur became the Valar, while the lesser Ainur became the Maiar. The Valar attempted to prepare the world for the coming inhabitants (Elves and Men), while Melkor, who wanted Arda for himself, repeatedly destroyed their work; this went on for thousands of years and, through waves of destruction and creation, the world took shape.

Valaquenta ("Account of the Valar"[T 4]) describes Melkor and each of the 14 Valar in detail, and a few of the Maiar. It reveals how Melkor seduced many Maiar – including those who would eventually become Sauron and the Balrogs – into his service.

Xavfra:





No seat for me...

Funaki:
Where's Yoruba creation myth? Obatala, Orunmila and the chicken.

FatherOfJesus:
Hey, I’m here. I created heaven and earth.
Call me number if you care to know how.

TheSourcerer:
oh I quoted Xavier , I really mistake your moniker for that .....

Xavfra:




No problem.....

Good evening

TheSourcerer:
evening, raining over your place?

Xavfra:



It just stopped....

It's likely we live in the same state

TheSourcerer:
lol pretty likey or at least close by, it just stopped here too haha ,

TheSourcerer:
I know you did Lord , just curious , why did you screw many so violently? And was your cum holy?


Oh yeah and were all the sperm cells Jesus , or some were holy spirit , God , and Jesus won the sperm race? I love you God you have a lot of questions to answer ,




Oh and there was a thrust in Mary right , ? So you have a physical cock , hmm okay , so why force poor Joseph to take responsibility after raping his virgin wife , Dammit Mary was 14 you psychopathic peadophile

Palehair:

The books are such a great read. Melkor literally seduced morgoth, Sauron was like morgoth's second in command.
Brings back memories

FatherOfJesus:
The Oh ye sorcerer, why ask me such question?
I created everything and I have the right to fucck whoever I want. Oh yea and if Joseph didnt take responsibility, I would have killed him and sent him to hell.

LordReed:


So tell the truth, Mary wasn't the first or only right? LMFAO!

FatherOfJesus:
Dude, This is a public space. You don’t expect me to talk about my sexual life here.

LordReed:


Bwahahahaha! Gentlegods don't kiss and tell. LMFAO!

Xavfra:



I stay in Wike's village

FatherOfJesus:
The Oh ye sorcerer, why ask me such question?
I created everything and I have the right to fucck whoever I want. Oh yea and if Joseph didnt take responsibility, I would have killed him and sent him to hell.