My True Story...


They called me Hushpuppi's Colleague. SARS was after me...

'What do you do for a living' the observers enchanted...
EEmperovial: Angry of being tagged, I replied, 'I press my phone and laptop for a living. Whatever that insinuates it's up to you. Think whatever you like, it is true....

Don't mind his pastor look, he is a scammer!
Few others blew hot...
I see him making lots of calls recently... How can someone be on the phone for 3 hours... He doesn't associates with anyone sef. He is never complaining of money.

And the religious ones in the neighborhood echoed!:
'Wait oh, why does he not wear a fancy cloth sef.. His haircut sef is still skincut...which yahoo boy does that..

There must be something we need to know about this dude...

The next day, I was accousted by two fellows...

Bros, wait oh, we one ask you one question...
Where you dey work?
You Don graduate or wetin you dey do currently? (I smiled, and shoke my head knowing the rationale behind the questions).
Emperovial: I'm a digital marketer... I dey help business people advertise their products and services online for Facebook and Instagram .
I dey help them reply message, run adverts and create write ups. (I could see one of them opening his mouth).
I also dey do many trainings and courses on whatsapp for beginners too...

Richy: So bros, how the money come dey enter your account,
I mean see as you fresh...
Matthew: Show us the way na... We won know...
(I looked at them tiredly.)

Mathew: Bros, Abeg you, you be guy man, You be our man and we don use eye take observe you wella, say you self fit be Man of God)
I smiled...
Emperovial: The thing I dey do first be say, I dey sell products and services. But before I dey do am, I dey package myself well as someone wey person fit trust. See my pictures nah, see my Facebook profile... See the kind of contents I dey post... (I quickly shown them my Facebook profile...)

Richy: Jesus, so you be big man like this... Help your guys nah....

Emperovial: For digital marketing, we dey call these things, optimization... Aka packaging... Just the way you dey package dey toast babe...
So na so you dey package dey sell products. We arrange ourselves online... E dey start with the way you post, the groups we dey engage on, and the pattern we dey use to engage with people. Every body like better thing (everyone responds to value)!

Matthew: So bros, all these no be internet fraudster, yahoo yahoo...

Me: No... No be yahoo... Yahoo nah, when people dey fraud person off their money or use fake identity scam people mega..

(Emperovial) I show them one of my work...

See this 2000 words content writing stuff I do for one my freelancer client, e pay me $40, N18, 000(na Upwork, one freelancing site I get the job from, I use 6 hours write am, dem pay me oh the next day... I dey get other works through them.

Richy: Tamiko eh.., see money... Just 2000 write up dem pay you 18k... bro Martins for this area dey write pass 5000 words for that newspaper, na 15k dem pay self every month...

Mathew: I talk am say this bros way pure... E no fit they involve himself for something wey dey bad!

Emperovial: I Don dey do these business since 2017 way I dey 300 level for university. Since na online thing na, e no affect my studies self... Me I make 2.1 graduate for school and you no say I no dey copy for exam (everyone laughs)! I be Medical laboratory scientist... Na this business, dey make people dey respect me oh...

Richy: Na you be the true legend!
Matthew: bros, I believe you die... So guide us, you no say we be graduate, we Don finish NYSC self... Na only 20k we dey see for that school we dey teach... With the little bey9ja, we dey use dey hold our side!

Emperovial: Calm down... Na because of people like una... You know how my pille (father) die for June 3rd, 2008,

Bros oh.. Sorry oh, they all exclaimed

Emperovial: To mark my father 12th year death experience, I dey organize one training so for whatsapp... Dem dey call am, 7 days of bankable wisdom. I go teach for 7 days straight 3 hours everyday for Whatsapp. You go learn the koko of these online business.. You go even fit ask me questions self as you dey learn .. After you complete the 7 days, I go even give you certificate self join..

Matthew: Bros oh, I hope say, you can help person make the fee affordable... You no say, we be your guy..
RIchy: yes oh... Na we, we for this area!

Emperovial: training worth set pass #100,000.00... But since you no say I dey mark my father 12th year death anniversary, I dey do am for must N5000.00! I for as many person wey go pay before the end of Tuesday 21/07/2020.

Smh vigorously. Dem don talk my story tire me sef tire. Me never gets broke, asks for money, dresses bla bla bla

I for like know the freelancing site, I no mind dey write good content for them .

EcoLaw:
I for like know the freelancing site, I no mind dey write good content for them .

Fiverr can be your next stop

hmm

Thanks.

Fiverr can be your next stop[/quote]