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Embassy by Lexyhearts(f): 3:35pm On Jun 15, 2007
Bill Clinton came to Zimbabwe for an official visit, while here, he was discussing with Mugabe one day on a balcony at State House. Suddenly, Zesa took light all over Harare . Bill Clinton was annoyed: he turned to Mugabe and said: "I thought you people were making progress in this country, how come you still have power cuts? This is a big disgrace!"

Mugabe was ashamed and angry, but couldn't say anything. He just kept fuming throughout the rest of the conference.



Six months later, Mugabe went to Washington to see Clinton , After their discussion, they went to the White House balcony to have some drinks and discuss in a relaxed manner. While they where there, Mugabe looked around the City [It was night] and was surprised to see an area that was dark: there was a power cut in that part of town. Mugabe was happy!



He shouted to Bill Clinton: "You came to my country and insulted me on our power system, see your own now? You people also have electricity shortage here in Washington! Shame on you!" Mugabe

was very happy! Then Bill Clinton frowned, looked at the area very well, called one aide to ask him where that area was. The aide whispered in Clinton 's ear, and Clinton burst into laughter. He was laughing so hard that he began to roll on the ground, with tears coming out of his eyes.



Mugabe was puzzled, he asked Clinton : "Are you okay?" Clinton finally managed to stand up and pointed to the dark area and said, between heavy laughter:

"That's the Zimbabwean Embassy!, "





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Re: Embassy by deepson: 9:05am On Jun 16, 2007
Such a nice joke. Keep it up
Re: Embassy by iice(f): 3:22pm On Jun 16, 2007
LMFAO! grin grin

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