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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Jaqenhghar: 9:53pm On Jul 31, 2020
Chicago Bull
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Angelfrost(m): 9:57pm On Jul 31, 2020
All na gra gra... Las las, e go still turn barbeque!!! tongue
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by RPG2020(m): 10:02pm On Jul 31, 2020
Nigeria nor good no money this that una President kill ram una kill cow

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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Chirowman(m): 10:05pm On Jul 31, 2020
wahala dey ooo this kind of mission impossible with jet li
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Vikalinda(m): 10:06pm On Jul 31, 2020
HA Fortunate man.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Reference(m): 10:09pm On Jul 31, 2020
Hmm...symptoms of BSE aka 'Mad Cow Disease'. Anyone hoping to feast on that cow had better count his teeth with his tongue and thoroughly cook the flesh..and avoid the more exotic parts like the brain or risk contracting CJD leading ultimately to dementia and death.

There are a lot of infirmities killing Nigerians just that we are not advanced enough to have autopsies performed on a regular and large scale and our health institutions hardly do any research.

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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by ifko: 10:13pm On Jul 31, 2020
Bighead9:
Fear North.

One Mumu with flat head, go still blame Buhari for this.
U can't reason pass tribal tantrum. U need deliverance bro.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Brenn594(m): 10:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Tom&cowry things...
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by ndidibabe(f): 10:23pm On Jul 31, 2020
How will they now catch this cow? Maybe shoot him..
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by mechanics(m): 10:27pm On Jul 31, 2020
Wow.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 31, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
One hell of a lucky niggarrr
Our being alive is not by the grace of God
We are just lucky

And that doesn't mean because he escaped this he won't die in the next three hours probably by a stray bullet, or car accident or even electric shock

Because for every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

It is by the Grace of God..
Stop this blasphemy agenda undecided
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by tragergeorge(m): 10:40pm On Jul 31, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
One hell of a lucky niggarrr
Our being alive is not by the grace of God
We are just lucky

And that doesn't mean because he escaped this he won't die in the next three hours probably by a stray bullet, or car accident or even electric shock

Because for every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

try change dealer abeg
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by gift2xl: 10:41pm On Jul 31, 2020
thank God his still alive.

Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by ehmmy11(m): 10:49pm On Jul 31, 2020
April4th:
Ku ron be grin grin grin The cow would’ve opened his intestines, na then he for get sense. Cow wey done sense death around the corner, na d idiot wan carry play. He for shame

the way he ran to hold the horns was foolhardy

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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by osazuwa23: 10:51pm On Jul 31, 2020
dude is tussling with a bull like it a rodio
xynerise:
grin

It could have been a sad day for this young man who literally took the bull by the horn in a most daring but stupid way grin

Lucky for him, God was on his side..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYWDSRvNovQ
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Flairoqy(m): 11:27pm On Jul 31, 2020
Abfinest007:
u can't buy sense
You just have it or not.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Marketwindow: 12:12am On Aug 01, 2020
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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by slimshady1000: 12:22am On Aug 01, 2020
Who's the cow between the two animals here?

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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Nobody: 12:41am On Aug 01, 2020
Everybody japacheesy

Nobody wan die.

I just can't stop laughing.

Why e go hold the horns sef
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by LadyJasper: 1:13am On Aug 01, 2020
Dude was just too careless forming jagaban upandan! Very lucky man!
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by MetaPhysical: 2:11am On Aug 01, 2020
How did he entangle himself?

Kaai, God save am. If that horn enter his body thats it! There is no hospital can save him.

Chineeke God!

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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Viktoreze(m): 2:37am On Aug 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
One hell of a lucky niggarrr
Our being alive is not by the grace of God
We are just lucky

And that doesn't mean because he escaped this he won't die in the next three hours probably by a stray bullet, or car accident or even electric shock

Because for every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

May the peace of the Lord come upon you and yours, in Jesus' name, Amen
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by OROSUNBOLB(m): 3:21am On Aug 01, 2020
Somebody in aso rock wouldn't be happy about the way and manner this cow was being treated.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by koolaid87: 3:56am On Aug 01, 2020
The guy deserved the two horns as a reminder to the day he escaped death

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Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by nnamdi640: 5:52am On Aug 01, 2020
Let me join my friend to say "egungun enter express". Sallah boy next time be careful and don't allow Sallah to enter your brain
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by EmekaBlue(m): 6:02am On Aug 01, 2020
d cow beat d man well...see grand slam
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by nnamdi640: 6:03am On Aug 01, 2020
Bighead9:
Fear North.

One Mumu with flat head, go still blame Buhari for this.
You mumu pass for commenting like someone taking tramadol.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by mrpackager(m): 6:23am On Aug 01, 2020
He has been listening to some motivational quotes like....... grin
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Kalusam(m): 7:05am On Aug 01, 2020
Thank God someone pulled the Cow's tail, if not this guy would have been added to the NCDC Covid19 list!
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by fawaban(m): 7:16am On Aug 01, 2020
God save him from the angry now.
Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Biggers82(m): 7:27am On Aug 01, 2020
Hahahahahahaha na
See this Stupid Man everywhere

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