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Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Rayray2105: 1:31pm On Aug 25, 2020
Try removing that thought from your mind my brother, you might be passing through hell but never think of killing yourself because that's what the devil wants. Just find a sweet song to sing anytime its up on your neck and try to be happy. Many people wished to be you. I have a brother in my area with one hand and hes still doing well, if that brother could get his hand back for some amount of money I'm sure he would have done it a long time ago. Moral is whether you like it or not we all have issues we are passing through, if i tell you mine you will be surprised but i always know its gonna be great later on, so most times i laugh through it.
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by davillian(m): 6:00pm On Aug 25, 2020
Get a big transparent nylon
Wear it over your head make sure no holes for you to get oxygen.....
As you gradually loose conciseness you begin to think about your life
But you stop your slow death by taking off the bag...
I only answered your question
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Nobody: 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bill Killingthing, Don't Kill Urself because Of Ur Bill Oo. Look 4 A way Out.
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 7:56pm On Aug 25, 2020
DemonInvoker:
Which kind mumu thing wey you won do?
Instead of killing yourself for nothing,In Lagos you can sell one of your kidneys for as high as 1million,You can donate your blood to blood bank for as high as 5k and you can donate your sperm semen for as high as 60k.It only depends on how healthy and physically fit you are.
Guy,no waste yourself for nothing ooo.
Life get many opportunities if you look am well.
Me don do all the above mentions na to sell kidney remain.
But You can still make it without Selling your kidney though. cry cry
Boss, where can I sell my sperm. Abeg Yan me
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Nobody: 10:46pm On Aug 25, 2020
JesusJesus:
Boss, where can I sell my sperm. Abeg Yan me
My guy,the Bridge clinic for Ikeja is one and Subol and westland.Infact all those fertility clinics for Ikeja need Sperm donor but you had use your head in approaching them.
Package yourself carry your CV go there ask to see the Lab scientist in charge.If you dey lucky enough to see am present yourself to am as donor and tell am say you don do screening before but them no cum call you.Just scope,if everything goes well them go give you form then screen you again.
The truth be say if you dey very healthy and your active semen count dey very high and them call you,na you go run oooo.You fit bargain with them Sef to increase your pay.
Never ever for ones think you are worthless again no matter what.
Na how you meet Life you go follow am ooo.
I swear,Just like me...You can still make it against all odds.
And if you're interested I can teach you how to make money online through forest trade for free but na money them dey take find money so you go need your own money to take invest, try make small and start to invest Online.

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Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 6:40am On Aug 26, 2020
DemonInvoker:

My guy,the Bridge clinic for Ikeja is one and Subol and westland.Infact all those fertility clinics for Ikeja need Sperm donor but you had use your head in approaching them.
Package yourself carry your CV go there ask to see the Lab scientist in charge.If you dey lucky enough to see am present yourself to am as donor and tell am say you don do screening before but them no cum call you.Just scope,if everything goes well them go give you form then screen you again.
The truth be say if you dey very healthy and your active semen count dey very high and them call you,na you go run oooo.You fit bargain with them Sef to increase your pay.
Never ever for ones think you are worthless again no matter what.
Na how you meet Life you go follow am ooo.
I swear,Just like me...You can still make it against all odds.
And if you're interested I can teach you how to make money online through forest trade for free but na money them dey take find money so you go need your own money to take invest, try make small and start to invest Online.
waw. Boss, Lemme mail u immediately
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by fafambo: 7:11am On Aug 26, 2020
zeusV:

Check my signature bro. Let's start from there.
1 week bro, in 1 week, you'll start making money.
Life's too sweet to die. I was once in your shoes.
I just sent u a pm.can u kindly send me ur number let's talk
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 7:12am On Aug 26, 2020
okay i will check right away
fafambo:
I just sent u a pm.can u kindly send me ur number let's talk
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Nobody: 12:27pm On Aug 26, 2020
JesusJesus:
waw. Boss, Lemme mail u immediately
I can no longer remember the email to this account.Drop your email and I will reach out to you and let you know it's me.
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 1:05pm On Aug 26, 2020
DemonInvoker:

I can no longer remember the email to this account.Drop your email and I will reach out to you and let you know it's me.
udmgok@gmail.com
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Gadaluck(m): 5:31pm On Aug 26, 2020
Even though we'll all surely die someday, suicide is never the answer bro. And remember as a Christian, should u opt to take the suicide route. U'd probably end up in hell fire and will never get to enjoy eternal life in heaven along side that powerful name on ur moniker.... Jesus! There's always a way out bro, there's always a hustle or someone that God can use to bless u. Search for it and u shall find it. Relocate and change ur environment if u have to. Maybe ur doing something wrong and might need to change ur ways entirely and pray always. God answers prayers for those who call out from the inner spirit....
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Uzomacharles: 5:39pm On Aug 26, 2020
DemonInvoker:
Which kind mumu thing wey you won do?
Instead of killing yourself for nothing,In Lagos you can sell one of your kidneys for as high as 1million,You can donate your blood to blood bank for as high as 5k and you can donate your sperm semen for as high as 60k.It only depends on how healthy and physically fit you are.
Guy,no waste yourself for nothing ooo.
Life get many opportunities if you look am well.
Me don do all the above mentions na to sell kidney remain.
But You can still make it without Selling your kidney though. cry cry

Donate Sperm

Abeg Enlighten Me

Lemme check something
At least Masturbation Might Be A Good Choice
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Wizzardaryno1: 7:51pm On Aug 26, 2020
Sniper pls
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by pmoye(m): 8:42pm On Aug 26, 2020
Are you even serious about the easily aspect? Abeg dying too difficult, and too wasteful, living is easier... You fit kill yourself now and still go there go meet poverty in the great beyond. But at least here, you fit take tiny patient, plus hardwork mek am big.... Just picture yourself balling...dude.

JesusJesus:
I am tired of all my problems. Too many bills I cannot afford to pay. I am done
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 12:11am On Aug 27, 2020
pmoye:
Are you even serious about the easily aspect? Abeg dying too difficult, and too wasteful, living is easier... You fit kill yourself now and still go there go meet poverty in the great beyond. But at least here, you fit take tiny patient, plus hardwork mek am big.... Just picture yourself balling...dude.

Baba, I believe you I swear. Thanks man

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Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by MikeMicheal(m): 9:24am On Oct 03, 2020
JesusJesus:
Baba, I believe you I swear. Thanks man
Do what you have to do bro..
Dont let them confuse you.
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by Slurity(m): 9:26am On Oct 03, 2020
JesusJesus:
I am tired of all my problems. Too many bills I cannot afford to pay. I am done
I am a man of 35 years of age and has attempted suicide once and also taught about killing my self again recently this week but I did not attempt it before the idea die a natural death through the help of my wife and most especially God's love. I created this post to help reach many people that could be experiencing a difficult situation or that will still face the situation in future on how to overcome the evil spirit called SUICIDE, I call it 'evil spirit' because I know what it is, I have been there, I have technically killed myself with the hope of escaping shame, difficult life lack of lovable family and showing to God that I am not pleased with the way He makes my life be, so, I can tell you how the spirit manipulate people's thinking and judgement of situations.
The purpose of this post is not to tell you about my story but to tell you that worst thing you are planning to run away from is actuallythe smallest thing weaker people than you has overcame, what makes you see the problem as big and overwhelming is the work of that stupid 'evil spirit'.
HOW THE SPIRIT WORKS.
The 'evil spirit' has a single equipment that is its weapon of destruction, this weapon I call it 'Amplifying microscope'. I believe everyone has spiritual eyes or mind to see things and for judgement. Just like the way microscope is been use is the science class, this spirit places this evil gadget I called 'Amplifying Microscope' between the reality of what happens to you that displeased you and your spiritual eyes and mind of judgment and that is why you see your problem bigger than the way others sees it. Do you know see why I called this a 'spirit' is because it works with mind and not physically and why I call it 'evil' is because it only Amplify what is not making happy and will never amplify the happy moments.
SOLUTIONS
I will not bother you with many solutions that other articles you must have read in the past must have suggested but I will leave you with the one that is working for me. And its just one thing.
1. Prepare for the worst: It is an excellent thing to always be positive in life but it is also unwise to forget that evil days are possible. Identify what you feared most in life and prepare to 1. Prevent it from happening , 2 . To overcome it if it eventually happens and 3. To leave with it if it goes not go.
Do you know that one of the reasons why Job was able to cope with his challenges in the bible stories is because he knows what his worst fears are before they even start happening to him and he probably has a plan to deal with it and that is why he was strong enough to stay alive even when his friends advised him to 'kill himself' Read Job 3:25.
When you identify and outline the worst thing that could make you commit suicide ahead of its happenings, it gives you a time to think properly, believe me, one of the things the evil spirit will not give you if you are caught unprepared is TIME TO THINK, the spirit will rush you into conclusions and because you have not seen the original pictures of the happenings before the 'Amplifying Microscope' that the spirit is making you to see the unpleasant situations will make it bigger than its really appears to others.

SHALLOM.
Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by ogbe1983: 9:50am On Oct 03, 2020
dont kill urself they are better days ahead

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